JPM IBD verbal offers given out today
That's it. That's the whole post.
But in all seriousness, I had a call with my manager and was given a verbal offer with the letter coming in a week or so. All other interns should have a call scheduled today (or maybe they already had it). Good luck to everyone - hoping that things go everyone's way. 
same, also got a verbal offer today. I was told the offer will be emailed today though. Good luck everyone!