I swear to God if someone says the phrase “lights out” placement when talking about their mid school, MBA placement, PE recruiting, picking up girls—anything at all, im going to gouge my eyeballs or rifle-shoot my under chin. Whichever one I feel in the moment.
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In other words, you’re going to shoot your own lights out
no they meant they will do what it takes to shoot themselves lights out
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