List of Questions from Rising Sophomore

Hi. Like the title says, just gonna fire off some questions; feel free to answer any or all. Thanks

1.) What should I weigh the most when choosing between banks? Is “choosing” a bank even a thing?

2.) Are the return offers mine to lose? How much of it is just being a cool and likable person?

3.) How is ‘prestige’ calculated? Without much background of the banking landscape, it all seems prestigious.

4.) Will people care if I jack off in the bathroom?

5.) Best way to decide on a coverage group?

6.) Is jacking off generally accepted in office bathrooms? If caught, will that lessen chances of returning?

7.) Does the city you’re in really matter? What is a “tier 1” city?

Thanks again in advanced.