MBA Associate is weird
VP asked MBA Associate to do common ratios on a model and he got so frustrated that he started to bang his head on the desk. It’s 9 in the morning bro we don’t need to see this
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Yeah - that is weird af lol
What’re they teaching mba candidates these days…
Had a classmate who did this in a lab undergrad- He had some autismo level of perfectionism that if he fucked up the tiniest thing he would literally start punching his forehead or would slam his head on the desk. Not at all exaggerating. Out of everyone in the class, I got paired with him as a lab partner. Someone told me that when he does that I should physically restrain him. I thought "wtf this isn't my job, I'm just trying to graduate"
Oh god, as someone who took science lab classes in undergrad - he probably would have died from trauma if I was his lab partner.
Used to always mess up the experiments and get below average results but wrote great lab reports to counteract my stupidity within the lab. Also worked part-time in a lab at my school and I'm surprised I was never fired. My boss thought I was a moron as I ruined probably upwards of $10K (one of his PhD students said it was probably closer to $50K... oops) of his funding in like a month due to messing up an experiment process over and over again.
This sounds like heaven. In my group, MBA associate would immediately reply “will do”, then ping some analyst offline to do it for them. Would love to see my human garbage MBA associate bang his head out of frustration.
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