Hypothetical question my buddies were discussing the other day as we smoke cigars on the NYAC rooftop and sipped drinks on our fathers' tabs - Which of the following groups would you choose as a full-time first year analyst:
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GS TMT by a mile you dolt. Then CVP, JPM HC, PJT M&A in that order.
This screams douchebag finance bro energy. You're out with your boys and this is what you discuss?
Bro a Leerink SA asking this question lmao
NYAC doesn’t allow cigars nerd.
Did you and you boys receive an offer at any of these firms
Is your father's nickname LowCaliberTalent?
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im genuinely stunned by the rest of the replies
You and your boys are some fucking losers. The people who work at these firms don’t give a fuck about this shit since there so busy actually working there unlike you. Hence go do something more impactful with your time
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