Secret Supply Closet at Goldman Sachs
Merry Sunday everyone. A good buddy of mine works at GS and he keeps on telling me about this secret supply closet there filled with private label, Goldman branded goods. Some of the items I've been told about include:
Goldman Wax - for when you need to quickly gel your hair because you didn't have time before leaving your place Goldman Lax - for when you're constipated in the office Goldman Snacks - for when you get hungry at work, but can't get Seamless yet Goldman Black - Goldman's own 30-year-aged, blended scotch whiskey reserve (only for use by senior bankers, analysts/associates may not know about this one) Goldman Slacks - Goldman's alternative clothing brand for young, trendy bankers Goldman Axe - for when you need to kill Paul Allen because his business card is nicer than yours
Obviously, this list isn't exhaustive - there are thousands of these products. If anyone can tell me whether this secret supply closet actually exists or not, it would be greatly appreciated.
Brilliant
+1 SB. Although you are most likely disgustingly infatuated with GS, this made me chuckle
Is this also where the ball gags and gimp suits are stored?
On a serous note I would believe it if they had a stash with almost any kind of branded product. Almost every large, branded company like that has a stash of branded products for use at recruiting events, gifts to VIPs, private parties, and the like.
Their new cards even have a watermark.
I work there and this is news to me!
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