1) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDGBn4/
2) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDyW6w/
literally the first two results when you search investment banking on TikTok. The lack of humility is crazy.
3) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDyTDL/
that third one is kinda funny though, especially since my dad thought I was a bank teller
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Lmao bank teller. First chick was so cringe...syncing her hand motions to the beat too lmao and "Can you give me a referral?" "No"
Ur fuckin sick!
That girl is a shame to the banking community😪
Just wait until shes 30. Shes gonna look like sagged spoiled milk. A 6 at best lol.
This is why I went to PE as soon as I did a 2 year stint at Qatalyst, IBD isn't the WASP central it used to be, nowadays it's flooded with nontargets and minorities/immigrants like the ones you see on those videos.
Some middle market PE funds are still full of these types, so make sure you actually end up at KKR, BX, APO, Carlyle, TPG or Bain if you want to avoid rubbing elbows with the undesirables
You have to be a troll, but regardless, the first girl did go to Wharton and GS
Wharton is top tier (if it was undergrad), but GS is tier 2 at best, it just signals that you couldn't get into an EB
What wrong with non-targets and minorities? Wow, pretty easy to read your background little daddy dick breath white boy. Must suck to have had everything handed to you, land an elite job, just to have a bunch of non-targets and minorities get that same job.
Boo hooooo you fucking privileged imbecile
1 - they have a chip on their shoulder
2 - they dont talk or act the way i do
3 - clients are less impressed by them, so we lose mandates or aum, lowering my bonuses
4 - theyre not good past vp/principal because they cant source deals, immigrants and minorities dont have the family/friends connections that wasps do
Dude he’s a troll. I’ve seen him on some other threads.
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show me a minority at a bb/eb above vp who isnt "global head of african mergers and acquisitions" or some other obscure, minority-oriented role
Every post you make is terrible. You’re a walking shitpost, horrible human being by the way you speak on here
First one was still kind of funny. This further proves my point that women are not funny.
The bank teller on is funny af
First one is beat
women are so painfully unfunny it's actually unreal lmfao
The comedic gap btwn genders is as wide as the athletic gap.
those arent nearly as bad as this:
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM85QW8mc/
dont think he’s in ib tho
hes a latino wearing some gekko looking ass shirt with a backpack walking in a subway station, doubt that guys even back office
Thank you for your service in filtering all this bs for those who have zero desire to be on tiktok 😂
Third one is actually funny… first one conceited af… second one why even post
These aren't even half as bad as the cryptocurrency tiktoks. Honestly IB is super competitive to get into, might as well have some laughs about it. Only investment bankers / finance hardos are probably googling "investment banking tiktok" anyways, lol.
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