the fuck is wrong with umich assholes

so this summer, I didn't get an internship in finance (I know, I suck, but I'm only a sophomore so give me a fucking break) so I had to settle for some consulting gig in Detroit with a relatively well known company... there are around two people here from michigan who i'm working with, and a few others who are also around. Put it simply, fuck these assholes. these guys are some of the biggest douche bags that i've ever had to deal with.

they won't shut the fuck up about business, investment banking, etc etc. when i told them i went to columbia and also interested in going finance, they would not stop talking about their classes, stopping every now and then to grill me about how much I know (not much I admit).

In short, fuck you guys, I hope none of you condescending pricks make it in life.

working late and I just had to let off some steam...

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