Too Alpha for Corporate Life
Hey fellas,
I wanted to throw this out there because it’s been on my mind a lot lately and honestly, none of my friends (Wharton ’23) can relate. They’re too busy grinding for PE like sheep.
I’m starting to think I might just be too alpha for corporate life.
Let me explain.
Since joining my BB (you know which one, starts with a “G,” ends in “oldman”), I’ve noticed a pattern. Every meeting, every client call, every internal update — I dominate. I speak, people shut up. I propose an idea, it’s suddenly the roadmap. Even my MD once said, “You really don’t have an off switch, do you?” and I took it as a compliment. I had a first-year analyst literally stop taking notes mid-call once because, in his words, “I got caught up in your energy, man.”
Let’s be real. I didn’t get into finance to be someone’s spreadsheet monkey. I got into finance because when I was 15, I scalped Supreme drops and turned $800 into $7,500 in a weekend. Not because I needed to. Because I could.
I wake up at 4:45AM daily. Cold plunge. Bulgarian oatmeal. I read the FT and do reverse-grip pull-ups. At work, I log 90-100+ hours a week because I treat every model like it’s the Manhattan Project. I once redlined a CIM so aggressively that the MD asked me if I was “okay.” I said: “Never been better, just allergic to mediocrity.”
Here’s my problem: I’ve had three separate mentors tell me, in hushed voices, that I need to “tone it down.” One even said I might be “intimidating to leadership.” Leadership. Me. Intimidating them. Isn’t that the point?
So I’m asking the WSO community: What do you do when you realize you’re built different in a space designed for rule followers?
Honest thoughts only — don’t bother replying if you’re a 2nd-year who thinks being in Boston Consulting Group makes you elite.
TL;DR: I’m either the next Dalio, or too alpha for this simulation. Help me figure it out
Analysts when their first deal closes. Watch this guy get humbled when he's sent to anchorage
buddy thinks he's the wolf of wall street
the chihuahua of wolf street
have you thought about doing gay porn in an active role?
everyone can deal with submissive women, but it's a whole other level - a superior bread, if I may say - to be able to dominate a cohort of men.
Depending on how alpha and ambitious you are, you can end embodying the most alpha version of manhood: Being an ancient Greek soldier from 300 BC, albeit a modern version, - very alpha if you allow me to reiterate - that met with other 43 men soldiers in a weekend to see who is more dominant (now you may meet with construction workers/plumbers - the real alpha men in society, you know? very strong and full of stamina from being ex-football athletes and grinding through manual labor)
So going back to the 43 men in the weekend, it's like being part of the top 1% of alphas as you get to compete with each other behind close doors for the #1 spot - extremely prestigious considering that you're competing exclusively with testosterone-fueled men for it, and not females or elders or whatever in-between.
I can smell from here that you were made to win, an inborn winner, so will you dare to be great? or will to just read this, discard it as a joke, and go back to to your office filled with palid analysts? It's either one day, or day one, and something tells me that you have what it takes to be that guy
This is actually inspired.
second this. I decided my MD was too beta so I asked him to move out of his office into the bullpen while I took his spot. He was visibly shaking, colleagues told me he was insanely mad, but I think it was fear. Anyways HR told me that I've been promoted to customer so can't really complain
It was really strange but my access card stopped working today. Seems like the company's finally giving me some time off after letting me work 30 hours per week, since I told the staffer that I'm too alpha to be doing bitch administrative work.
Hopefully the cold plunge is in Saratoga
You missed out on pro sports studying for school bro
It's not too late, take up boxing
Just like your firm's name, you start a G only to wind up an Oldman. Stay hard - Goggins out
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