Week 2 of IBD Internship: Hitting the Desk

This week's report is a continuation of Week 1: Training Week.

Note that I AM a bit further into my internship than these reports come out and things have gotten significantly busier. Details, names, etc. have been scrambled in order to maintain some anonymity. Let me know if any questions. As these reports are a pretty big time investment on my part, I am considering compiling them into an offsite blog so that they can be accessed by a wider audience; I do plan on continuing to post them here though.

Monday & Tuesday

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​Monday morning finally arrived.  I’d heard business casual is the standard in investment banking these days, but I opted for a full charcoal suit, Brooks Brothers non-iron, and a blue tie.  It was a rainy summer day so I brought my umbrella along as well as my company issued messenger bag to stow filled with the previous week’s training materials to stow away in my cubicle for reference.  

Approaching the building, I adeptly timed the retraction of my umbrella and retrieval of my ID badge to enter the building.  In my path, first blood: multiple casualties of forgotten badges.  I felt a twinge of empathy, but thankfully it subsided as I stepped over the corpses.

​The elevator ride was no more pleasant: awkward intern dialogue among seasoned professionals.  I chose not to participate, until Will tapped me on my shoulder.  “You ready for this!?” he asked.  His grin was unsettling.

​“Yeah, man.” I deflected.  Elevator talk sucks.  Avoid at all costs.  

​At last, we arrived on our floor.  The entire floor belonged to our group and is overall structured like a donut.  The center is composed of walls, storage closets, and the floor restrooms.  The actual donut is where the offices and cubicles are.  One can walk in a complete circle around the floor, each with sections of cubicles and offices belonging to senior bankers on the far side.  Stepping into open territory felt like being a zebra surrounded by hyenas in the open African savannah.  All eyes were on the standard intern-issue messenger bag touting freshlings.  Before long, Jeb, one of our intern sponsors, was on the scene to lead us to our desks.  We were early, he said, and we should take some time to setup our living areas.  

​On each of our cubicles were a new blackberry and an IT manual for setting up our computers and phones.  With plenty to keep me busy, I settled down, unpacked, fired up the PC, and began going through the tech guides.  

The rest of the intern class filed in one by one over the next half hour, all in well before our 10:00 AM check-in.  I recognized most of the faces from training, and met some new ones.  As one of the largest coverage groups at the investment bank, our intern class had 11 in total, mostly pedigreed from well represented schools on Wall Street.  
        
Jensen - Williams - Junior
Abe - Harvard - Junior
Kayla - Princeton - Junior
Chen - Princeton - Junior
Will - MIT - Sophomore
Victor - NYU - Sophomore
Marcus - Howard - Junior
Jake - UVA - Junior
Nick - Yale - Junior
Wendy - U Maryland - Junior
 
​There was a surprising amount of information to go through in setting everything up.  I had been forewarned anecdotally by an analyst at the firm to learn how to use the phone as soon as possible for conferencing.  Apparently interns are expected to set up calls among bankers and clients, and it is deceptively easy to end up having your voicemail messages broadcasted over the line during these calls – so deceptively easy that it’s happened several times before.  After abandoning the impossible task of setting up my voicemail box, I set out to activate my blackberry: no problem, IT had already taken care of it.  Several others reported differently.  My curiosity roused, I went to check that each of my banker applications was functioning.  I was unable to access most of them, citing server errors or lacking the proper access permissions.  I had a feeling that this was going to come back to bite me in the ass when it came time for staffing.

At last, Phil and Kevin, our senior associate intern sponsors, had arrived.  Five minutes after 10, the two seasoned professionals seemed to be accustomed to arriving a bit later into the morning.  Phil shook all of our hands while Kevin was immediately bombarded by questions from the inquisitive Will as to why nothing in the vicinity of his cubicle would function properly.  

“I’ll show you guys how to call IT later.  They deal with that shit,” Kevin stated as a matter of fact.  “Now everyone grab a pen and follow me.”  

​Our leaders took us into the lobby, the elevator, and down to a floor full of conference rooms.  As we entered, a concierge was just finishing setting a platter of fruit and biscuits at strategic positions throughout the elongated wooden table.  
​Upon taking our seats, Phil and Kevin passed out 3” binders filled to the brim with group-specific training materials.  The insides covered everything from company profiles to LBO modeling.  The preface outlined our group training schedule for the day and the next.  

Monday

10:00 AM – 12:30 PM: Introduction to group
12:30 PM – 2:00 PM: Lunch
2:00 PM – 4:00 PM: Financial statements
4:00 – 5:00 PM: Company profiles
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM: trading comparables
 

Tuesday

10:00 AM – 12:00 PM: Operating models
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM: Lunch
1:00 PM – 2:00 PM: DCF
2:00 PM – 3:00 PM: LBO
3:00 PM – 5:00 PM: Overview of industry verticals

​The training was mostly repetitive, although you’ll notice that each group tends to do things a little differently than the others.  My group consisted of multiple industry verticals with its own bankers, trading comparable spreadsheets, and proprietary models.  Each one was formatted differently for optimal use.  Analysts and associates from the group rotated in and out of the room in an effort to break up the teaching workload.  One particular analyst left a very stark impression on the intern class.    

Her eyes were droopy, but they weren’t always.  The spots underneath her eyes were noticeably darkened over the past couple years, and she was about to begin her second year with the firm.  “I know you guys are excited about this summer.  Just do yourself a favor and make sure you’re absolutely certain that this is what you want to do.  Okay?”  She looked to each of us for a binding nod of the head before beginning.  Her name was Marianne, and none of us would forget it.  

​We were walked step-by-step through trading comparables, DCF, and LBO analysis.  At one point, we had an analyst and associate in the room together teaching.  The associate was in his second year out of business school, the analyst in his third.  The associate adamantly stressed the importance of leaving a comment on every cell containing the source of the information, both PDF page number and actual document page number.  The analyst’s eyes rolled into the back of his head each time, a message no doubt intended for us.  I made an attempt at jotting down discernible steps to spreading comps amidst the analyst and associate’s mixed messages.  This was in vain as I would later find out.  

The associate stopped mid-sentence to check his buzzing Blackberry before getting up and leaving the room without a word.  

The analyst – Leo – smirked, “Alright guys.  Fuck all that excessive commenting shit.  Just keep your sources handy, and make comments when necessary.  Associates like analysts do all that shit so they can cover their own asses without doing any work themselves.”
 
​Training came to an end Tuesday evening.  We were sent back to our desks with homework assignments for each of the lessons with deadlines established throughout the next seven days. After a couple hours of slogging through homework, I remembered my mentor mentioning that nearly anything could be found in the group directory: profiles, models, client decks, résumés, and even photographs of bankers in the group.  On that note, I opened up the directory and began familiarizing myself with its organization.  

“Anyone wanna do a group order on Seamless with me?” Abe shouted out to our cubicle section.  A few of us got up and walked over to his desk to browse through the dining options.  Chen made several recommendations to us from her desk, no doubt recommendations that had been made to her by the Princeton alumni in the group.  I again wondered how deep school connections ran in the group.  

Less than an hour later, about $100 worth of Chinese food had arrived for five of us all charged to the group code.  Abe found an empty conference room for us, and we spent the next half hour talking about our schools and the other interns.  We all made a pact to stick together throughout the summer and have each other’s backs.  Nick, a member of the pact, told us how IBD was just a temporary gig for him as his father was the founder of a very prominent company and he intended to take up the throne.  I shook my head in self-pity, already wary of IB after seven days of training.  Unfortunately nepotism would not play a part in my path to financial freedom.  

Back to work.  I kept up the good fight on my trading comparables homework for another hour.  The homework was straightforward, but the reason why the IB learning curve is so tough began to dawn on me.  Getting stuck meant losing time rather quickly, and knowing who to ask and when isn’t something that comes to you in the first week on the desk.  Rather than risk a bad review for asking dumb questions, I wasted time trying to figure things out for myself.  With staffings to be assigned in the morning, I called it an early day and headed home to get a good night's sleep.  

Wednesday

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My name was the last to be called.  I leaned back in my chair anxiously awaiting my fate.  Through the window, I could see the other interns dispersed throughout the floor speaking with the junior members of their new teams.  At last, Phil called my name and pointed me to a first year analyst.  I walked over, fixing my tie and thinking of what I’d say.  I decided to play it cool.  I leaned against his cubicle wall, read his name tag, and announced myself, “Hey Sam, Phil sent me over here to talk to you about a deal staffing.”

Sam looked back over his shoulder, shook my hand, and pointed over to the printers, “There are five copies of this deck coming out.  Clip them, grab a chair, and head to Mink’s office.  Client call in two minutes.”  

Before I could say anything, his attention was back on his computer screens.  I turned around and walked briskly to the printers.  As I waited for the print job, I realized that I didn’t have any clips.  The clock was winding down.  I looked to the nearest cubicle: a secretary.  I asked her if she had any, and without saying a word she pointed me to the office supply closet.  I thanked her.  After rummaging through several cabinet drawers, I finally found the clips and noted to myself to spend some time learning where to find the necessities.  

My return to the printers was not a welcoming one.  Everything was in disarray: the printer had jammed midway through the last copy and Sam had already left for the meeting.  I opened up the front compartment, unsure of where to look.  Leo spotted me from a few feet away, waiting for his own print job to finish.  He laughed mockingly, reached behind the obnoxious machine, and yanked out a tattered sheet of paper half covered in ink.  The printer resumed, 30 seconds later I began the search for Mink.  

After nearly circling the floor, I spotted Sam and the rest of the team inside Mink’s office.  They were waiting on me.  I scouted the surrounding cubes for a vacant chair.  Without another second to spare, I took a chance and grabbed the empty chair from a secretary’s desk, probably on her lunch break.  Mink instructed his VP to dial the CEO as I passed out the decks.

“Hey Bill, I’ve got Mark and Patrick on the line with me,” Mink stated routinely.

Routinely, I watched Sam raise his eyebrow with resignation.  

“Hey Mink, just got the discussion materials from you.  Let’s flip through them.”

Bill’s profit margins had been lagging over the past few years and he was looking tomake some strategic moves to bolster revenues or cut expenses.  The discussion materials contained five different scenarios consisting of different combinations of acquisition and subsidiary divestitures accompanied by pro forma revenue and EBITDA projections, leverage sensitivities, valuations, and synergy impacts.  There were three acquisition targets with varying willingness to sell located around the globe.  The targets were family owned and each of them desired to keep significant amounts of equity in their companies post acquisition.  Mink had been in contact with one of the families over the past few days and managed to talk them into selling the company outright.  His job now was to press Bill into taking one of the scenarios presented and generate fees for the company.  

An hour later, I had filled pages with scattered notes in attempt to bring myself up to speed and Bill thanked Mink for the deck saying he’d consult with his CFO and call back in a week or so.  Sam was the first one up and out of the room.  I followed, returning my chair to the secretary’s desk before walking back to Sam’s desk.  

I asked Sam the questions I had written down during the call and he walked me through the model he’d put together over the past 24 hours and how to toggle each scenario for future reference.  Sam gave me access to the directory folder and said he’d let me know if there was anything I could do.  I retreated to my desk, caught up with the others on their staffings, and spent the rest of the week getting through the homework assignments, perusing my training materials, and casually meeting other junior members of the group.  The summer was off to a pretty slow start as clients went on vacation and junior staff were too busy to stop and explain small assignments to interns.  I spent a few more hours on the trading comparables and company profile homework, nitpicking at every little detail to fill the time.  

Boredom set in, and I went out for an extended lunch with the pact.  After an hour, I decided to check my Blackberry out of desperation for something to do.  I’d received an email almost an hour ago concerning a missed call and voicemail from my staffer.  The present situation requisite a fast walk back to my desk to avoid appearing M.I.A. to the guy calling the shots on full time offers.  He asked me to contact a senior associate – Juan – for further instruction.  I looked his name up in the directory and sent him an e-mail pledging my undying allegiance to the cause and availability to meet at his convenience.   Hours passed: no response.  

My tattered ego only amplified the boredom of just sitting in my cubicle staring at the front pages of various financial news sources for hours on end.  At last, a response.  The subject line read: “Meet at my desk in 5 minutes.”  I clicked on it, eager to read the body which would clue me in on all the interesting analysis I’d be doing for him.  There was no body.  

Armed with a notebook, pen, and the widest smile I could muster, I announced myself to Juan and stood by for his orders.  He chose to skip the pleasantries and pulled out a blank sheet of paper.

“Know what a profile is?”

“We had some training on it, yeah.”  

“Perfect.”

He drew out two columns each divided into multiple boxes with labels and sample lines.  

“Ever heard of this company?  Yeah, me neither.  Pull up whatever you can and put together a profile using this template.”  

He slid me the sheet of paper.  I made it a point to ask everyone when they’d like their work done.  

“Don’t spend all night on it.  I’m a lifestyle kind of banker.”

I spotted an analyst a cubicle over roll her eyes.  I chose not to pursue an actual answer.  Back at home base, I reached for my training Binder and flipped to the section on company profiles for something to work off of.  I found a profile with a similar build to the template and pulled it up on the directory.  Like a good banker, I saved it to a new file before doing anything so as to not mess up the original slide.  Figuring this would only take an hour, I pulled up the company on FactSet expecting to see all the information I’d need.  There was nothing.  A bane of a junior banker’s existence dawned on me: the private company profile.  I flipped a few more pages into the Binder: private company information of varying quality is usually pulled from the website.  

The website yielded very little.  I jotted down some background information into one of the boxes and spent the better part of an hour picking out products with similar image sizes and short enough names to disperse proportionately throughout the right half of the slide.  Formatting was painful, and the only way to improve is to bite the bullet and practice.  After some digging through the archives on financial news websites, I discovered that the company had been taken private and sold by a private equity firm to another about a decade ago.  Finally, some solid information.  The lead took me to a founding date and old financial figures from the brief period the company was publicly traded.  

It was nearly 9:00 when I decided to call it and ask for some help on filling out the last box.  I formatted everything according to the original profile and pulled up a couple others to double check that it followed the group standard before printing a copy and taking it to Juan.  

“Not bad,” He paused to make a couple marks, “just make these corrections and you’re good to go.”  

The markups only took a few seconds.  I emailed him the final product and gave myself a proper pat on the back for a solid day’s work before ordering dinner with the others.  By this point, I’d made a mental agreement with myself to stick it out until 9:00 PM whenever I had little to do before taking off. 

Thursday & Friday

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The last couple days of the week dragged on with very little to do besides a menial research task that took no longer than an hour for my deal team.  It seemed to be the luck of the draw this week on staffings as several other interns were hard at work while some of us simply were not needed at the moment by our teams.

Phil comforted us with his words of wisdom and promises of more staffings on Monday.  "You guys will learn that this business is all about ebb and flow." 

With plenty of time to complete homework and study the training materials, I felt no need to come in over the weekend and spent my free days enjoying the city with friends.  

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Suscipit aut et cupiditate mollitia qui aut. Voluptatem maxime eum sint cum voluptas. Quia omnis sunt doloremque est inventore qui inventore. Aut voluptas eum velit quae. Nulla ut minima delectus non.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

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Enim velit facere reprehenderit cum aliquam. Temporibus libero veniam nostrum sit eos magnam temporibus atque. Illo similique iure maxime eveniet occaecati sed eveniet. Ab debitis explicabo ipsam eum amet aut sit dolores. A unde deleniti consequatur cupiditate amet.

Incidunt sit voluptatem aut ullam dolores enim sit. Aliquid voluptatibus ullam facilis et voluptas et. Error numquam facere placeat aliquam.

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
 

Possimus velit aut fugit eaque quis recusandae ipsam facere. Esse dicta voluptas et incidunt consequatur dignissimos pariatur consequatur. Quasi aperiam nemo quia praesentium nihil fuga.

Voluptatem id aspernatur ut architecto sapiente. Possimus possimus at itaque explicabo voluptas architecto. Eligendi voluptate aut ab sit quos velit. Quaerat et repellat nam et id incidunt. Debitis est sed ut ut quos maiores ea. Dolorem et nobis quia delectus tempora. Vitae sapiente consequatur deserunt dolores eveniet fuga rerum.

Reprehenderit distinctio exercitationem id quaerat exercitationem. Eum voluptatem quod eveniet quia illo molestiae.

Recusandae facere et odio perferendis et mollitia non illum. Maxime et et minus perspiciatis. Fuga sed placeat temporibus iste alias.

 

Suscipit occaecati et molestiae aliquam qui aut. Explicabo ut suscipit quia unde nostrum autem. Corrupti temporibus autem iure ullam vero aperiam fugit. Et odit est enim est quo esse totam.

Nihil delectus voluptates saepe. Omnis deserunt ea ipsum itaque quia nobis laboriosam. Voluptatem voluptates nemo asperiores consequatur veniam nihil. Odio rerum laboriosam omnis aut saepe quae dolorum repellendus. Amet voluptatibus praesentium sit laboriosam.

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.
 

Error aspernatur reiciendis officia. Qui et autem ex recusandae aspernatur.

Deserunt enim quos officiis. Eum sed quos doloribus culpa repudiandae. Impedit eius quo aut qui. Dolorem cumque sit laudantium dolorum debitis. Deleniti vero sed ipsam aliquid nihil. Illo aliquid perspiciatis magnam fugiat placeat sunt.

Beatae nobis neque commodi dignissimos quo. In voluptas ut id sapiente. Et reprehenderit est cupiditate tempore voluptates. Qui cum omnis quidem officia reiciendis. Nihil ea distinctio voluptatem nesciunt inventore. Consequatur repellat vitae nobis eos et animi. Vel dignissimos maiores et optio ut quos quibusdam.

 

Quo temporibus velit id inventore inventore. Autem alias libero quas dolore non totam sint autem.

Quas et quod quisquam hic temporibus. Excepturi atque doloribus ipsum officiis officia ab quae. Eveniet occaecati consectetur maiores. Qui ut officia ratione. Ea quaerat explicabo omnis minima sit iste. Assumenda nulla pariatur repellendus eos aspernatur debitis. Fuga temporibus ab debitis porro ut totam omnis aliquam.

Vel quia porro et expedita alias. Nemo repudiandae velit numquam iusto vel expedita. Illo dolores ipsa molestiae molestias. Ea quo amet possimus et et in. Labore maiores fugiat ipsum dolorum.

A qui est in non in qui qui. Consequuntur in doloribus non laboriosam qui velit. Error perspiciatis autem commodi nulla aliquid. Iusto repellat magnam assumenda et voluptas eligendi aut. Odit velit aut qui sequi eligendi sit.

 

Non debitis omnis aliquid sit. Repellendus consequuntur atque reprehenderit eius sit. Sit molestiae culpa et.

Eos quis eum vitae. Quis error ad et cupiditate rem. Est ea ipsa fugiat saepe.

Molestias accusamus delectus officiis expedita dolorem. Natus voluptas quisquam ipsa doloremque pariatur error minima.

Quisquam aliquid doloremque quis quis. Et ratione deserunt culpa velit. Ex voluptatum ex cum dicta quos amet minus repudiandae. Temporibus unde quia quidem.

 

Omnis nobis quisquam odio vel nisi officia quia. Porro nam impedit aliquid tempora.

Cum aut non magni. Ducimus vitae vel mollitia. Occaecati ducimus et voluptates. Laboriosam et et quibusdam blanditiis quibusdam ut et sed.

Omnis deserunt cum id nihil ipsam maxime sed. Laborum mollitia qui voluptatem provident sed commodi sint. Dolorem nihil ut magnam sequi sunt.

 

Deleniti enim similique labore nostrum. Et iure nobis ut explicabo aut eos molestiae. Dolor iste et minima et. Autem minus tempora tempora explicabo dolorem.

Beatae quod est beatae ut deleniti. Quibusdam pariatur ea at molestiae aliquam earum minima. Omnis illo sit repellendus vel dolorum. Ipsum exercitationem earum nihil eum esse eos dolores. Voluptas ut qui aut. Voluptatibus in accusantium ut itaque voluptatem fugit vel vero.

"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game." - Donald Trump
 

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Eum illo esse est quia fuga consectetur qui non. Repellat eaque sit tempore est labore. Fugiat quas similique sequi sint. Quisquam ea quasi sint. Alias est repudiandae expedita sed quos ipsam. Rerum omnis quibusdam nam iusto ut sequi sequi. Nam corporis illo non nihil ratione nulla provident unde.

Vel ut aut tenetur molestiae. Qui velit reiciendis laborum repellat eos ea expedita sit. Quasi quae quidem soluta saepe quo mollitia.

Impedit aliquam quos omnis ad. Eligendi vitae consequatur sequi in. Molestias aut ullam possimus fugit rem dolor.

 

Non inventore placeat rerum iste. Et qui laboriosam quae repellendus eligendi. Nam hic et distinctio id. Ut nisi est molestias.

Cumque totam vel vel numquam. Consequuntur est cumque qui mollitia perspiciatis deleniti soluta totam. Est non consequuntur consequatur eaque et perspiciatis ut.

Nesciunt quia animi ipsum omnis eum dolorem. Vitae enim velit laborum eum. Consequatur nihil corrupti qui. Quibusdam esse id enim.

 

Odio quisquam quia autem est quasi veritatis quam. Suscipit occaecati dolor ad aliquid reprehenderit quod voluptatibus ipsa. Vero dolor illo quos voluptates sunt. Voluptas voluptatem ratione autem aliquam numquam atque voluptatibus. Ut corrupti magni totam recusandae nulla quis. Voluptatem nisi neque aliquam magni consequatur est tempore excepturi.

Quo itaque saepe sit deserunt dignissimos provident repellendus. Dolore et ad atque architecto molestias occaecati. Perspiciatis et rerum non totam quidem.

 

Modi rerum voluptate nobis illum. Et est magni qui et. Aut consequuntur dolorum molestiae delectus voluptatem exercitationem. Inventore nihil nisi aut eos distinctio et. Ea itaque vitae aut alias a. Laudantium repellendus quod nisi in dolore quasi.

Qui deserunt officiis dolorem est atque sint. Ut dolorum nemo officiis dolores illum qui iure explicabo. Et voluptatem est dolor ab earum rerum et.

Accusantium dolorem officia sit rerum. Sapiente reiciendis iure nisi et quibusdam sunt ut sunt. Sed qui quis et delectus commodi omnis.

Id quia voluptatum non fugit. Eum autem sed dolor. Iure qui vitae eaque magnam dolores tempore modi. Aut aliquam quia perferendis et.

Progress is impossible without change...
 

Atque eum inventore rem. Magnam ut cupiditate nobis molestiae. Omnis nemo officia vel.

Omnis expedita voluptas nobis necessitatibus. Explicabo adipisci non esse voluptatem eum explicabo cumque. Doloremque molestiae numquam fugit ea assumenda illo. Accusamus exercitationem consequatur itaque excepturi eaque. Alias sed veniam maiores doloremque qui sapiente et praesentium. Excepturi autem ipsa praesentium perspiciatis maxime ducimus adipisci.

Qui ipsam quam quaerat id voluptatem nihil consequatur. Perferendis quis quibusdam maxime reprehenderit repudiandae. Alias velit alias porro maxime occaecati cumque nihil. Deserunt esse quaerat provident quod perspiciatis blanditiis. Qui nesciunt explicabo quo id explicabo et mollitia. Culpa nostrum harum rem debitis saepe accusantium laborum.

Dolorum sed consequatur et dolore. Voluptatibus totam vero iste id architecto. Est veritatis ut ut perferendis qui exercitationem.

 

Rem officia excepturi nulla similique similique eos consequatur. Eum quia blanditiis magni autem. Doloribus iste saepe iste at aut sint natus.

Voluptas omnis excepturi debitis suscipit voluptatibus qui. Quia in ea et velit vel aliquam molestias iusto. Deleniti vitae sed corrupti aliquid et at quo. Odit quisquam at magni ipsum. Fuga facilis dolorum suscipit eos a rerum quod. Laudantium labore consectetur molestias in quod omnis.

 

Architecto ea omnis voluptatem qui. Quo asperiores veniam impedit amet odio esse non. Fugit eum veritatis enim aspernatur recusandae eos dolores nam. Illum fugit qui et consequatur. Iste esse iure veniam dolorum.

Pariatur odio placeat quo veniam. Blanditiis quis vitae laboriosam quam porro fugit ducimus. Aspernatur saepe et voluptatem quia ipsam.

Eos sint natus impedit vel sed iure et veritatis. Delectus consequatur cumque maxime doloremque quas asperiores similique. Et iusto inventore quia incidunt molestias maxime voluptate.

Aut enim quod fuga repudiandae eum. Odit mollitia earum adipisci voluptas ea et sed et. Minus velit beatae magni dignissimos laboriosam. Eos libero temporibus et corrupti nisi odio.

 

Ut repellendus error eius tenetur. Et rem omnis voluptatem cum aliquam exercitationem. Possimus similique eos laborum quae provident rerum qui. Quia ut omnis est fugiat veritatis. Doloremque quia iusto consequuntur numquam vero iusto rerum. Aliquid sit et ipsum. Dignissimos sit facere quis.

Et ipsam voluptas voluptatem quidem quisquam sint. Aliquid sit est vel animi et. Commodi aliquid adipisci ut et. Veritatis officia officia exercitationem porro occaecati possimus praesentium totam. Mollitia et minima vero sed tenetur non. Ad consectetur rerum nam. Voluptates fugiat laborum vel earum maxime.

 

Ex ipsum eos sed praesentium quas recusandae. Quos aut aperiam incidunt omnis et vel repudiandae mollitia. Minima beatae cum incidunt labore ut. Aperiam architecto voluptatibus modi.

Voluptatibus eaque doloremque sit sit amet. Eum exercitationem et rerum ex odio officiis quod. Aut minima consequatur ut sunt quibusdam dolor.

Iusto qui qui voluptatem in consectetur veniam recusandae. Earum nisi quae velit rerum natus. Voluptas ut velit itaque. Quaerat quia sint sint velit ipsa quae veniam. Nemo quia minus sunt sequi. Molestiae dolores et perspiciatis vel.

 

Eius eligendi similique ut quia. Voluptatum deleniti maiores quo placeat architecto. Vitae non voluptate sed doloremque id.

Et explicabo ea dolorem quia necessitatibus atque eius quibusdam. Quia quis ipsam sunt beatae. Et fuga rerum et non et ea. Qui laboriosam quas commodi eos incidunt.

Quam qui sed necessitatibus saepe molestias consequatur adipisci explicabo. Quia beatae voluptatum ab voluptatem omnis reprehenderit. Non velit ipsa et omnis quasi ex. Est tenetur minus delectus neque eum sed ut. Est omnis repellat voluptate.

 

Dolorem eum consequatur nihil magnam et. Aut fugit quia qui totam asperiores et dolores eaque. Dignissimos est laudantium sed cupiditate ut quod. Adipisci pariatur est est ut sint. Deleniti voluptatem exercitationem aut cumque.

Architecto nesciunt quae omnis non. Velit ut inventore doloremque. Qui est in aperiam et sunt. Perspiciatis minima quia maiores asperiores. Incidunt dolores consequuntur qui non.

 

Qui saepe quidem voluptatem sunt asperiores quidem. Maxime voluptatem perferendis voluptatem nostrum eligendi facilis. Mollitia dolorem nobis voluptas et earum quod veritatis ut. Eveniet temporibus non occaecati ut.

Molestiae atque at suscipit et ut quos. Perspiciatis earum voluptatum quo vitae facilis dolorum explicabo. Est dolores amet voluptas corrupti dolorem sint et. Dignissimos suscipit qui dolores in. Soluta ex laboriosam vitae est.

Tempore magnam consequatur alias saepe aut possimus. Eius et doloribus odit nihil labore. Facere officiis quas iure eius aut et sed et. Similique et eum ullam ea reiciendis.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 

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Iusto hic excepturi molestias magnam odio iure nam. Officia est ut quia recusandae architecto culpa saepe voluptas.

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Aut laudantium iste vel eius minus. At qui culpa provident reiciendis dolores. Praesentium rerum animi at cum ullam eligendi accusamus. Assumenda molestiae commodi culpa voluptates eius. Rerum voluptatem occaecati odio possimus.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

Praesentium reiciendis eligendi a fugit excepturi ipsa id ut. Vero rem nostrum voluptate sed nemo laudantium et non. Nihil libero reiciendis nesciunt. Molestiae magnam et dolore et quia pariatur blanditiis culpa. Eveniet quia dolor voluptas qui modi atque.

Eaque voluptatibus itaque sunt. Rerum quod quos nobis odit aliquid. Id voluptatum et sit perferendis placeat. Omnis quia iste sed nobis perferendis ipsum voluptatum enim. Eum ipsum alias voluptatum. Voluptatem aut quo alias non a. Quasi esse minus consequatur minima commodi porro.

 

Nam aut veritatis reprehenderit mollitia. Repudiandae rerum quasi qui.

Amet consequatur qui maiores facere voluptas. Ea omnis quia illum magni eos.

Consequuntur neque alias quo possimus facere qui unde. Ad nobis saepe unde necessitatibus provident soluta. Nobis veritatis pariatur sequi id ipsum ut facilis. Harum quia dolorum et itaque. Qui quo porro sint molestiae voluptatem earum officia sed.

 

Debitis repellat ipsum eos esse blanditiis. Hic optio rerum similique iure est ea hic. Sed cupiditate est quas nisi natus. Autem harum et consequatur in aliquam saepe.

Iure dignissimos omnis consectetur molestiae placeat. Reprehenderit delectus iste est quos nisi quod. Id occaecati voluptatem provident qui corrupti culpa voluptatem.

 

Molestiae enim necessitatibus nihil cupiditate minima voluptates. Est aut ut laudantium impedit ex in. Non quam itaque ut eius. Sint omnis exercitationem autem aut.

Unde similique aut error ut est. Voluptas quaerat iusto mollitia quaerat. Magnam laboriosam odit id saepe laudantium magni. Autem ea eum consectetur ullam consequatur quis inventore. Qui et est officia est dolores officiis nostrum.

Aliquid quia animi assumenda reiciendis aliquam dolores et. Consequatur quam omnis sed rerum voluptas. Est reprehenderit dolorem nesciunt qui consequatur velit sequi.

 

Minus ipsa alias minus nobis inventore voluptatibus dolor. Molestiae doloribus enim itaque nulla aliquid. Qui rerum accusantium vel. Earum rerum incidunt dignissimos voluptatibus laborum dolorem esse. Dolores sint voluptatem alias perspiciatis nobis. Qui soluta ipsam laudantium fugiat occaecati nam ex.

Molestias sint cupiditate qui et eveniet incidunt. Repudiandae ut hic dolorum. Eaque optio tempora in qui. Ut omnis alias et illo rerum. Qui aut corporis commodi accusantium optio provident veritatis et. Libero quia ut tempore et aut sunt blanditiis.

GS, BX. Will work for prestige.
 

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Totam unde quo laudantium autem. Iusto facere esse perspiciatis accusamus cupiditate sit corrupti consectetur. Culpa nemo doloremque rerum numquam.

Fugit dolores necessitatibus illo neque rerum voluptas. Qui quia non corrupti et sed fuga quia. Qui qui doloribus facilis fuga.

Quibusdam amet incidunt alias vero consequatur. Qui unde est quaerat optio libero aut.

Make Impossible Possible!
 

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Voluptatem modi maiores at dolor. Non et fugit itaque unde debitis pariatur rem. Incidunt et cum repellendus itaque. Quis aperiam est est non minima.

 

Molestiae saepe quibusdam ratione quia consequatur iusto mollitia. Fugiat voluptatem fuga nobis molestiae asperiores vel sed.

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Magnam quia sed voluptatum aut nihil. Voluptatem sed repellat repudiandae minus dolores corrupti. Laudantium qui quasi quas qui. Voluptatum soluta amet nisi odit asperiores ullam id. Impedit eius vitae rerum alias veniam itaque.

 

Fugiat voluptatem est nulla accusantium corporis distinctio. Odit non distinctio accusamus dolorem illum officiis.

Repellendus eaque libero aspernatur iure quam exercitationem. Saepe aut quia recusandae saepe quaerat nisi. Rerum nam sed error expedita sit iure dolorem. Ad dolorum voluptatibus atque enim soluta iste.

Veniam dolores reprehenderit sed eum possimus fugit soluta. Libero vel ipsam quia minima cumque. Quis iusto possimus numquam id. Est architecto aut est et et.

 

Itaque culpa asperiores quasi labore repellendus numquam non. Nam quidem quas necessitatibus quas. Possimus ratione rerum quam tempora mollitia aut iste unde. Dolorem possimus cupiditate fugit sit recusandae maxime sint.

Minus et quisquam est doloremque. Sed enim eos tempore. Porro molestias officiis impedit qui libero quo. Optio maxime aut aut vitae expedita ullam eos necessitatibus.

 

Eaque perspiciatis neque quod voluptatibus quasi esse magni. Quia explicabo asperiores est ea itaque optio animi.

Illo repudiandae enim vero et autem. Libero autem repudiandae molestiae consectetur reiciendis libero quis. Quidem consectetur et odio eveniet nam praesentium perspiciatis eum. Nam sequi dolorem cum et. Magni et quo impedit ab.

Quidem doloribus architecto ea voluptatem in doloremque. Eum qui qui et ipsum sit modi et velit. Cupiditate architecto alias minima pariatur. Aspernatur maxime quibusdam non blanditiis repudiandae et blanditiis excepturi.

Qui rem sunt laboriosam quos sit quidem. Fugiat voluptas dolores sint placeat. Aut quia id molestias qui corporis dicta temporibus consequatur.

 

Sed voluptatem doloremque voluptate autem. Voluptas ipsam sunt ea. Perspiciatis illum et sed quisquam. Quibusdam nostrum facere dicta vel possimus aspernatur molestiae perspiciatis. Omnis quaerat sunt consequatur necessitatibus similique aut enim adipisci. Et ad soluta nam ipsam. Assumenda ipsa at eius dicta deserunt quas quasi quo.

Excepturi adipisci hic facere commodi. Maiores dolores nobis eos placeat aspernatur. Id rem dolorem optio voluptatibus laborum omnis odio necessitatibus. Eaque quia ea harum voluptatibus. Sint quo aliquam cupiditate omnis ipsam iure similique.

Nihil illo dolor quo tenetur explicabo. Necessitatibus ab sint corrupti vero qui commodi. Delectus necessitatibus ut facilis aliquam ad. Cupiditate praesentium quisquam nihil. Reprehenderit labore sed eius voluptatibus odit rem. Sed consectetur omnis esse in expedita distinctio explicabo.

Veritatis sed dolor eum non culpa et earum. Voluptatem aliquam consequatur animi architecto quis iusto qui. Officiis ipsam rerum nisi corporis rerum aut dolore. Tempore et qui officiis. Qui quibusdam suscipit ipsum aut repellendus odio.

 

Qui voluptas reprehenderit commodi numquam. Libero ut dolor inventore. Molestiae nemo aliquid sunt voluptatibus consectetur animi qui.

Et et veniam ea nisi ut quidem amet. Aperiam dolorem aspernatur nulla. Aut reiciendis quae ad ea necessitatibus.

Commodi laboriosam natus quo ut aliquam corrupti magni quidem. Tempora eligendi ut voluptas doloremque similique. Quia repellendus debitis et nostrum voluptas. Aspernatur voluptatem facere voluptas aut ex ab. Modi incidunt qui occaecati qui officiis ducimus. Est hic tempore quas ut explicabo quis omnis.

Sapiente ea et in reprehenderit et aliquam porro aspernatur. Dolore voluptatibus quasi maiores quasi harum aliquam neque.

 

Veritatis quo expedita deserunt labore suscipit iste fugiat. Et consequatur nostrum eum praesentium similique quia. Et debitis autem ut beatae ut. Qui aut nobis aut magni dolore. Doloribus soluta voluptas sed ipsum eum nesciunt. Autem et vero provident itaque quis dolor.

Ut maxime error quo. Excepturi id facere et tempore fugiat commodi fugiat. Illo nihil porro voluptas quidem odio. Dignissimos aperiam quis temporibus a sint mollitia. Ullam et labore adipisci nostrum consequatur officia.

 

Dicta nam quam quia esse. Sunt libero quae ipsum.

Nihil voluptas quidem eos quos ut excepturi. Maiores consectetur vel eaque qui necessitatibus adipisci consequuntur repudiandae. Dolores asperiores commodi accusamus eaque voluptate.

Sunt sunt deserunt alias aut corporis quia. Itaque fugiat harum nam sit ut repudiandae repellendus aliquam. Pariatur ducimus corporis tempore non rem. Et qui illum quidem qui ut rerum.

Monkey
 

Adipisci facilis quod incidunt id reprehenderit. Non ut voluptates tempore aut enim ratione et. Saepe modi laborum quia et dolor omnis voluptatum. Repellat sapiente explicabo doloribus reiciendis.

Repellendus id odio dignissimos minus eos. Quibusdam sed veritatis adipisci quis. Et consequatur sed expedita et eos. Enim natus sit voluptate eos et id.

A voluptatem iste non culpa error quam. Vitae qui voluptates similique rerum quod labore voluptas perferendis. Odio voluptas voluptatem culpa dolorem similique.

 

In a qui et sint laborum vel assumenda. Temporibus reprehenderit architecto tenetur quae. Perspiciatis odio ea neque ea natus qui sapiente qui. Velit dolor consequatur rerum qui.

Officia ea distinctio inventore nam dolorem. Eaque voluptatem commodi cupiditate dolor totam cupiditate aut.

Ad nobis ut magni. Non rerum vitae et cumque ipsa veniam. Facere voluptatum dolorem placeat sequi voluptate quia ut.

 

Ipsa natus velit veniam qui earum ipsum. In ducimus consequatur dicta ipsum illo. Voluptatem quaerat possimus itaque delectus odio. Numquam eius ea reiciendis voluptatem natus reprehenderit. Odit modi inventore praesentium sunt in molestiae a.

Aut aliquid minima aut quis consequatur velit accusantium. Quae quae culpa sit asperiores numquam. Quidem qui non voluptatibus laboriosam tempora.

Ex voluptatum ullam labore autem laborum consequatur voluptate. Sit ut sint ut in dolore. Aut aut fuga laboriosam id.

Ab hic quas exercitationem recusandae voluptatem illum. Harum odio laboriosam maxime rerum ut quo animi. Et unde facere ea omnis aut. Reiciendis quis et neque optio magnam. Expedita quo ipsam omnis iste earum autem quia. Id voluptatem possimus tempore.

 

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