I just saw a post on reddit asking who gets those bags, and it has me thinking: what do you even put in them? They're shaped like a cylinder so obviously papers are not gonna work nor are folders, office accessories, etc. Do you guys just use them as gym bags or to hold your lunch?
Not shit-posting, actually curious. Lmao
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Gym bag, people at the 'Nox need to know your gang affiliation
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Bredit Suisse, Moelis & Bompany, JP Morgan Bhase, Bitigroup, RBC Bapital Markets,
Stacks of cash
(C) I bought a real duffel bag because why would I advertise that I’m a banker
Skulls of enemies who I’ve crushed
Tombstones
Some videotapes that need to be returned.
airpods
A 2-gallon ziplock bag of croutons. The snakes at Sweetgreen ain't cuttin' it
Condoms for my monster dong of course
A baseball bat, a Bose wireless speaker, two IMs that I'm working on, swimming trunks, 4 8-balls of coke, a protein shake, a GameBoy Color with Pokemon Silver in it, two bananas and a scarf.
I keep a full xbox in the bag, pleb.
"A kilo of blow"
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