Am I screwed despite going to target?
Hi, I would first like to extend my warm appreciation for the community’s help and advice while looking through forums.
I currently attend a Target school (Think Arizona State University, Univeristy of Alabama- Tuscaloosa) and wanted to leverage my assets to engage in the industry.
I am looking to get into a BB (think Brazzers, PHub, xHamster), I held an SA position with a MM firm in the Southwest (Exploited College Girls) and was looking to leverage that into a return offer but have not yet received one.
In college I worked hard to network with major Partners and Managing Directors such as Khalifa and Reid but only received contact from Harper.
I also worked on my Cup and brought it from a C to a D. Although some tell me Cup doesn’t matter I still have engaged academically to bring it up another letter.
My work as an SA for Exploited of course involved me being treated like shit like any other analysts, I worked on a major acquisition project for the firm in which I formed a male partnership as well. I spent hours working on a pitch book that was actually made public when you search my firms name (Exploited College Girls) as well as my name Jennifer.
My question is how can I leverage my position at a target school, experience, and cup to get an offer? I want to ideally work in the most prestigious offices for these companies (Los Angeles). I then want to leverage exit opps such as Private Brothels
I guess what’s going for me is that I do not go to a non-target like many of my friends, (Think University of Michigan, MIT).
Any advice greatly appreciated!
Ehh... Not the best attempt but I'll give you a respectable 6/9.
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I feel like this post is just a really bad copy-cat attempt of the "8 years old, too late to break into P.E.?" thread that was created long ago. 4/10.
Tried a tad too hard my guy.
I’m not really trying at all actually, I don’t know how it resulted but that’s fine
Real shit, is this what you really do with your free time
A lot of people are on here...
May the eternal Back Office be forever with you.
Not even a little funny, kill yourself
There’s nothing funny about going to a target school, I may expect that comment if I were an economics major at Yale, but the fact is that I am not and the internship I secured was extremely competitive in nature
Wait a sec... you bother to mention Brazzers, pornhub and xHamster...
...but not Apetube... when you're surrounded by monkeys, chimps and gorillas?!
Epic fail. ;-)
Ape tube is beyond prestigious and is almost impossible to get a job at even if going to a target like me. Unless you’re Kate Upton’s daughter your not getting a job there straight after graduating
0/10, worse than a serious MonacoMonkey post.
less is more
Pathetic
cringe
Fine
-20/10
Less funny than reading the dictionary.
Change it back to the original, don't be a pussy
Fine, I just didn’t want to show anyone more boring information
thank you
I laughed. Good post OP lol +1
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