I've been job hunting(lateral) for a while now, and I am more assured that in this industry(more towards trading/quant), being a virgin is a neutral to negative factor in employers' perspective. They would rather hire a less qualified sexually active student who needs sponsorship than giving virgins an interview(actual experience) . I now decide to hide my lack of sexual experience on my CV and start a new round of application. Would they revoke offer if they run a background check and find out the candidate is actually virgin and older?
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Naw it should be a positive if anything. There’s a big virgin community on the street and they’re tight knight and willing to help. If anything take a look at your attitude as it comes off very confrontational
What you said I believed before
You have been interviewing for 3 years And still can’t land internship? What?
Yes absolutely, I made the mistake of telling my future colleagues that I posted frequently on WSO - my offer got revoked the next day.
Most likely. These companies are looking for candidates who are used to getting fucked.
I never heard such a thing on the street. More to the contrary, this is widely accepted as a sign of determination and fortitude to navigate hardships and difficulties. Those soft skills are in hot demand. Actually, my MD is a virgin and got into the company through a dedicated virgin hiring channel.
How’s life at Credit Suisse?
It's definitely a risky move to cut out the bodycount section of your resume. I've seen some guys pull this off by really selling it in their interview- casually having a condom fall out of your folio when you sit down at the interview table, maybe leave some very light, fake cumstains on your pants so they think you were getting busy in that suit the prior night, maybe gargle some fish oil so your breath smells like you just ate a girl out.
You have to remove all doubt in your interview so they don't bother with the background check- use some sexual idioms like "I can bang out a DCF model pretty quickly" and "Aligning powerpoint logos is the tits" and "spreads are tighter than virgin pussy" and such.
Best of luck.
I thought everyone who applies to IB already lost their virginities to hundreds of banks and interviewers fucking them at the same time?
You could probably make up for being a virgin by disclosing your E-virginity status. In any event, I’d either not include this in my resume (might raise some red flags) or just be straight forward about it but be prepared to getting fucked by your MD.
You’ll just start the first day with a performance review
The complete opposite actually. I let it slip once that I’d had sex and was fired on the spot.
Like, fired on the spot right after? Yeesh
Op, you would probably be a perfect cultural fit at a Crypto Startup.
Nobody wants a finance virgin.
If you apply for banking they know you’re not a closer.
If you apply to a trading position they know you don’t have balls.
Highly suggest going into consulting. It’s a better fit for people like you.
LET IT RIP
Can someone please tell me if this thread and its comments are serious. I honestly can't tell.
Yes they’re 100% serious. Hope this helps
Its models and bottles for a reason man!
Thank you, yes
They will just send you to their office in the Middle East
Your issue is phrasing. Say you’re asexual on your cv. Be very overt and proud because obscure sexual preferences are the equivalent of inventing math in this day and age. So I’d advise on ‘Richard Stroker, Asexual, CFP (Certified Foot Pervert).’ Don’t be amazed if you start receiving a lot of opportunities for lead surgeon or Astronaut.
Then OP can be an LGBTQ+ diversity hire!
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