I understand your need to talk to her given her characteristics though.

Kidding aside, I am in a dilemma.

This is either a situation of apologizing in the most politely worded email possible or sending a follow up as if nothing happened.

Just going radio silence on your end probably feels like more awkward.

 

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I can not see my formerly wedge-shaped jaw line. The hair on the crown of my head is falling. Ask her tyo cut off her gargantoun knockers.

f....fuck,man...
 

Lol just follow up in a different email, who cares 

 
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If she is not busty, she might think you’re making fun of her.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I think the move is to point out you discovered your typo, and apologize. This would also create a paper trail demonstrating your intent to say something else. If she were the one asking for advice though, I'd recommend she never talk to you.

 

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