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I can not see my formerly wedge-shaped jaw line. The hair on the crown of my head is falling. Ask her tyo cut off her gargantoun knockers.

f....fuck,man...
 

If you have "rizz" as the kids say, you'll follow up, apologize, make a joke, and be able to recover from it. 

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If she is not busty, she might think you’re making fun of her.

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