Am I Cooked?
I sent off an email to a female banker saying "I understand you are very busty, so I would really appreciate speaking to you."
I sent off an email to a female banker saying "I understand you are very busty, so I would really appreciate speaking to you."
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Dudeeee. No way this is real!!😂
I sent it last week and I was wondering why she didn't respond even though I was referred to her..... now I understand.
I understand your need to talk to her given her characteristics though.
Kidding aside, I am in a dilemma.
This is either a situation of apologizing in the most politely worded email possible or sending a follow up as if nothing happened.
Just going radio silence on your end probably feels like more awkward.
30 minutes from my workshed some engineer-bodied, flabby little cant-lift cuck is exploring his options with former crush of the eon. I am trying to finish work whcih I will never do. I am dead mentally and retarded. Also balding.
I can not see my formerly wedge-shaped jaw line. The hair on the crown of my head is falling. Ask her tyo cut off her gargantoun knockers.
Lol just follow up in a different email, who cares
This is gold.
If you have "rizz" as the kids say, you'll follow up, apologize, make a joke, and be able to recover from it.
Too late now. You best just double down. What Don Draper would do.
If she is not busty, she might think you’re making fun of her.
"even if you're not busty these days, would still appreciate an opportunity to chat"
Double down king
I think the move is to point out you discovered your typo, and apologize. This would also create a paper trail demonstrating your intent to say something else. If she were the one asking for advice though, I'd recommend she never talk to you.
It’s safe to say that indeed you are cooked
just followup next week with a new email - who cares lol
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