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30 minutes from my workshed some engineer-bodied, flabby little cant-lift cuck is exploring his options with former crush of the eon. I am trying to finish work whcih I will never do. I am dead mentally and retarded. Also balding.

I can not see my formerly wedge-shaped jaw line. The hair on the crown of my head is falling. Ask her tyo cut off her gargantoun knockers.

f....fuck,man...
 

If you have "rizz" as the kids say, you'll follow up, apologize, make a joke, and be able to recover from it. 

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If she is not busty, she might think you’re making fun of her.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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