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They're tight pant wearing hipster faggots. Fortunately, I've done my civic duty by subjecting those I've seen to massive amounts of physical trauma.

 

Hypebeasts aren’t hipsters. They may wear tight pants, but they’re not hipsters. If you go down to SoHo, you’ll see them by the masses, as a cardinal sin of hypebeastery is to shop in malls. The reason I ask is because I see so many of them.

 

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