Are You Too Good for Wells Fargo?

Just had this forwarded to me...apparently, some student felt that Wells Fargo was "creeping" his accounts and first sent them this:


From: XXX
Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2013 1:59 AM
To: XXXX
Subject: Not Interested
Hi,
Currently NOT interested in the Securities Analyst Program. Please stop creeping on my accounts.
Cordially,
XXXXXX

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...and then he sent this gem a few hours later:

From: XXX
Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2013 5:27 AM
To: XXX
Subject: Disregard My Application
Dear XXXX,
After thinking it over I would like to disregard my application I sent this past week out for recruitment for Wells Fargo securities. Looking at my resume again I realize I can do way way better than Wells Fargo and I don’t want to settle for less. Please don’t take it personally. Thanks for your time. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving holiday.
Cordially,
XXXX

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Is there no common sense left in all of humanity? Please, without fail, EVERY SINGLE YEAR we have at least one of these complete boneheaded moves...and what's with the time. 2am and 5:30am? Was he just wasted?

I guess maybe I should be surprised there isn't more of this?

-Patrick

 

Why black out the name? This guy doesn't deserve any job. Wells is very solid.

"Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way. In twenty years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriots games, still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. That's not a threat, that's a fact.
 

I really hope that this was his roommate's messing with him after he left his laptop open. Can you imagine if WF was his dream shop and he found out they did that to him? Otherwise, he is a colossal douchecanoe.

This to all my hatin' folks seeing me getting guac right now..
 

I just sent an app in at GS. Gonna email them after 20 beers tonight and let em know they aren't good enough for me.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
jmayhem:

The writer must go to an Ivy League school.

False. Let's play 20 questions and see if you can guess.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

This guy's email chain started flying around the office this morning. We were all talking about how long it would take before it showed up on WSO.

I do not know how many times I have heard it, but the whole adage of "Don't put anything in an email you would not be comfortable with being published in the WSJ" really rings true.

The funny thing is that every other UT kid who interviews for a job this recruiting season is going to have to spend 5-10 minutes of every interview answering whether or not they know this douche. Word to the wise for UT students: have a good story or funny anecdote about this tool ready to go. It will get the interview off to a good start.......

 

Why waste your time with an analyst role at a respected bank when you probably have an amazing idea for a start-up like sewing a pocket into a pillow case to put your phone in it at night?

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

This guy doesn't deserve anything after writing something like that. What a twat. I'm really sick of this type of attitude. Also...he used "creeping" in a professional email? Really? What are you, a middle school cheerleader?

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

the boners email guy is different from the UT guy. went to a state school on the west coast. these emails quickly made their way into our entire analyst/ associate staff's inboxes. needless to say both of their names are out there and neither will be getting a job any time soon.

 

My understanding of this was that the "too good for WFC" email came first, then the "stop creeping" email came late that night (someone timestamped it wrong, per Dealbreaker) after he noticed tons of people visiting his LNKD page.

Either way this is awesome, but personally think the boners/douchers kid was more ridiculous because of how bro he thought he was with some randoms that quickly.

I hate victims who respect their executioners
 
Best Response

As a non target senior that broke into IBD (WFC, RBC, Jefco), I know personally how hard it was to break into banking. Banks like WFC wouldn't give me the time of day and I busted my ass just to get that offer. I personally know tons of people who tried their best but could not get into banking, even from target schools. From all of this, I can definitely say that it is a privilege to work at a bank like WFC. You don't deserve shit, no matter how good you are.

Good for him I say. There are tons of other deserving people out there that can take his spot. We don't even know if this kid was good, he probably only had OCR and felt above some banks once he had meetings with the GS's of the world and took the "slander to look cool" approach. He can do plenty of other things with his life other than working in banking. I hope he learns his lesson but I am hoping he does not work in the financial services industry.

It takes shit like this for people to get their heads straight. I did not get an offer from JPM/MS/GS and I am sure there are many people that have the chance to recruit at these phenomenal banks; however, I hope a story like this can humble those people up if they think similar to this nutjob. You are not bigger than the largest bank on earth. You are not bigger than a 2 man boutique while you are in college. Plus, WFC is doing great as a bank. Seeing that he will get no offers, let alone interviews, I am sure that working at WFC out of graduation looks extremely enticing to him now.

Only in America...

 

this got forwarded to me earlier today. kid's at a lower end semi-target. kid's apparently a "President and Portfolio Manager" of his alternative investments club at his school. i checked facebook and this "club" only has 12 likes. i've made facebook posts about my bowel movements that have gotten more likes than his "club"...

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

Sayandarula, just so you know, UT Austin is not a "lower end semi-target". The current senior class sent 3 kids to GS NY, 2 to EVR M&A NY, and 1 to BX M&A, not to name the other 25 UT sent to banks in Houston. Just wanted to make sure you knew what you were talking about when you tried to bash the school.

 

(3+2+1+25)/4,438 = 0.7%

I know you are just defending your undergrad institution and I think McCombs is a great school, but there really wasn't any "bashing" going on with that description.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

fair enough man. when i said "lower end" i meant lower on the US News rankings. if it makes you feel any better i went to a "lower end" non-target... better ranking than UTA, but no recruitment from major banks.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

This definitely strikes me as someone leaving their laptop unlocked or a prank gone way too far. Sucks to be that kid.

“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
 

I've been in NYC a couple times over the past month to network with various alumni and random people who were willing to talk to me. Met with a WF guy on a whim (had to rearrange meetings and was left with 3 hours of free space) and he was really helpful and seemed to like me and said he would push my resume along (after looking at it in person). Emailed him my resume after I got home and then he told me I had barely missed the non-target “write-in” deadline.

Haha I was pretty mad at myself for not reaching out earlier, I would have just loved the opportunity to apply/interview at WF.

 

BX was at Lazard NY. Mccombs places a number of kids in NY. What the person above listed was correct, GS fig, GS TMT, another gs ny, BX, 2 or 3 at Evercore, and then at least 3 at each top bb in houston. It's a big school and not hard to get into so not surprised that so many embarrassments graduate from there, but it is definitely not a reflection of the school.

Also got the kids résumé, it's no good.

 

Usually when my email account is hacked, I send out a message from another email saying, "Please disregard all emails I've sent in the past X days, my email was hacked." It's usually pretty obvious when your account is compromised.

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

you are free to believe what you want to believe but i will not be silent in hiding the truth. His email was compromised and before he knew it all of wall street turned against him.

 

After thinking about it, I don't understand how his account could have been hacked. That means that not only his email must have been hacked by that 1) the hacker must of known he applied to Wells, and 2) the hacker must have gotten on his LinkedIn or something to see the plenty of views and send that last email...otherwise that's just random.

I suppose it is a possibility but I got the emails he had sent some analysts at a different bank as well as messages and texts that he sent other students, as well as his YouTube comments/etc. Seems like the email is something he would send.

 

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