Beating off in the bathroom at work

Before anyone goes and types something in the comments, hear me out...

So I've been working at this bank for two years now and its been really really difficult. I hate the working on models and we've been pushing 100+ hr work weeks. I've been really stressed with work recently as we're at the peak of a deal right now and the only things I have been doing are sleeping and working, with no time to relax. 

Now this is where things got interesting. I was on a meeting with one of the clients late at night and she was very, to be upfront, good-looking. For reference, I had not touched the monster in my pants in over 3 months, but in that instant the snake awoke from its slumber, and I was trying my upmost best to keep it calm. 

The moment the meeting ended I rushed to the bathroom, so that no one would see my ***** and unleashed the python. About 30 seconds later, I laid on the toilet seat distraught. I looked down at myself and felt a wave of grief sweep over me over the sin I had just committed. 

I just wanted to know, has anyone else done this before? I hate to feel alone. 

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flamingkitty669, You are not alone...

I was in a similar position a couple of months ago. My marriage was going through a couple of problems, and work had been very stressful. A UMich undergraduate young lady contacted me for an online coffee chat. Thinking nothing of this at the moment, we set it up, although looking back, she was coming off a little, how do I put this... TOO friendly. 

The coffee chat was after a very long work day, and I had reached home to my unloyal wife. I went to the sofa where I had my sleeping setup and quickly joined the coffee chat to get it over with. Now, here's where I was caught by surprise... As soon as I joined the team call, I was flashed by a humongous BBC. At first, I was just caught off guard, but as I kept staring, things got pretty bad. I shut my laptop and rushed outside, full of embarrassment. 

20 seconds later, my pants were wet, and my wife was standing behind me with a face full of disgust...

 

Yea. Came on the floor. Then accidentally rolled over it with my chair and spread it around.

Being on all fours wiping my cum off the ground made me realize I may have a porn addiction so now I don’t do that anymore

 

No but make sure you're not connected to the wi-fi, that can be tracked lol

 
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Yes. I didn't for the first 2 years but now it's somewhat of a regular occurrence. Too easy with a private bathroom, I wouldn't do it anywhere else. Also disconnect from the wifi that's a no brainer

 

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