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nah dude u r omega - suggest moving to an asian country to make you feel important because you're just another mediocre dude here

plot twist: pokemon

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Bring a baseball bat that you lightly dusted with red paint to the office and obviously display it in your cube.

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When did all of this beta alpha shit come about? It's pretty fucking annoying. Can we at least throw some new Greek letters into the mix or add categories of each? Like that INTJ personality test shit or whatever.

 

OP - amigo, have you considered changing career tracks towards the butler sector? I am actually looking for a few new ones...my old ones all walked out. I am pretty mean, but I will definitely make sure to give you a few minutes here and there to cry a little. Some folks were meant to lead, and some folks were meant to serve.

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To be honest pete, i'd rather deal with someone who is Preftigious and not Prestigious

What's preftige? Do you have a speech impediment amigo?

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Prestigious Pete TonyPerkis:

To be honest pete, i'd rather deal with someone who is Preftigious and not Prestigious

What's preftige? Do you have a speech impediment amigo?

prestigious pete is obv back office beefcake since he uses "amigo" - all my maids are imported directly from Asia breh
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prestigious pete is obv back office beefcake since he uses "amigo" - all my maids are imported directly from Asia breh

I do leave plenty of time in my busy day to get it on back office style with a few of my chicas. What is breh? Are you college-educated torchic?

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Prestigious Pete torchic:

prestigious pete is obv back office beefcake since he uses "amigo" - all my maids are imported directly from Asia breh

I do leave plenty of time in my busy day to get it on back office style with a few of my chicas. What is breh? Are you college-educated torchic?

I'm an elite pokemon who went to #1 target pokemon university; bred out of a golden masterball, I can cut down trees w/o any help from HMs; I am the real deal breh

also I destroy the nontarget bulbasaur starters you always choose u beta-saur

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