So here's Charlie Sheen's latest rant on Good Morning America. He's actually very enjoyable to watch, I could watch him speak all day. Apparently he's not so much "bi-polar" as he is "bi-winning."
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/charlie-sheen-im-not-b…
Good stuff.
+1 holy shit
'dying is for fools' hahahahhahahahaha
That video was hilarious!
You know what? If I was rich as fuck like that, I would say, "Screw all y'all. I'm going full retarded!" And then I would do whatever the hell I wanted.
I say Sheen is a bro.
"Droopy-eyed armless children" Hahahah. What a legend.
EDIT: headphones suck, pretty sure he said "harmless" now.
I hear armless, the transcript says armless, I believe armless!!!!!!!
He is a BRO-KING and my idol. Everything he has said said recently I have tried to emulate in my life (to a lesser degree of course). This dude goes big and does not give a flying f$ck about what anybody says. However, he is definitely bat shit insane.
As Rick James said: "Cocaine is a hell-of-a drug"
no dude, W is the bro-king
Charlie is BRO-JESUS
I stand corrected. But for real, with that much money, I can't say that I wouldn't act roughly the same. Maybe not say the same crazy shit, but 36 hour benders with pornstars? Sounds like a solid time to me.
HAHA.
I need to use his rebuttals.
off the hook but he speaks his mind and if he believes in what the society is afraid of and has the guts to speak out....more power to him... Of coarse he's Charlie Sheen.
His real name's Carlos Estevez and his behavior's the proof that patronizing pros does a body good.
simply awesome...
tell me again why he was not the star of wall street 2?
... i think he's a better fit for an American Psycho sequel.
I think the coke has fried his brain. But wow, its like he has finally has enough will all the nonsense and doesn't give a hoot what anyone says. He reminds me of the things I say in random conversations
Well done Sheen
Adonis DNA and Tiger Blood....nuff said
there's no reason to be so skeptical ms. condescending weird looking blonde lady. you've obviously never had as good a time as the guy and there's no reason to think yourself better because of it. I don't think the guy's all that crazy either, that's just his personality. drugs were just the byproduct of that.
charlie is literally insane now.
Honestly...who cares? He should be able to do whatever drugs he wants, the government is convinced people are too stupid to make proper decisions regarding drugs. Only country with full legalization of all drugs...Portugal and their drug related deaths and overall users has DECREASED since it became legal. People with limited access are far more likely to abuse drugs. Another government policy designed simply because we, the people, are too too stupid to decide for ourselves. (like healthcare for example)
Full legalization of all drugs, and one of the
source? pretty sure Portugal decriminalized drugs, but you still receive penalties and selling is illegal, so close to legalizing, but not the same thing
Somehow he gave a drug test on camera and it came out negative. Saw it on the news...I don't know how believable that is.
I know, I caught that at the end too. I actually laughed out loud thinking that was the sober version of Charlie Sheen. The fact that he may have been actually telling the truth about not having done drugs recently also struck me funny for some perverse reason.
But the legalization occurred in 2001, not like 1900. And the experience has been good.
http://healthland.time.com/2010/11/23/portugals-drug-experience-new-stu…
There's more:
Just found the prequel to the above interview here:
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/charlie-sheen-says-he-will-sue-13017638
You will learn early that he's "on a drug called Charlie Sheen" that will explode your face off. Not as good as part 2 above, but worth a watch.
Also cnn.com has a whole series of interviews with him today, it's on their front page. It's just a pain in the ass because it's like 4 videos broken up into 3 minute segments. But if you are interested in learning about his "quest to claim absolute victory," then it's worth checking out.
He is so funny, didn't read the whole thread so I'm sure its mentioned somewhere but suing CBS for $300 mm? Certainly he is crazy
Note to self: Party with Charlie before you die.
lololololololl
Hahahaha unreal, what a legend. Best retorts ever.
This video is pure EPIC. The funniest thing I've read so far was, when asked about his life in his mansion (w/ his goddesses, one a model, the other a self-proclaimed porn star, Charlie said...
"It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books … We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view."
Pure awesome.
Regards
I absolutely extol the fact he uses winning as a synonym for having sex.
That actually lowers the awesomeness of bi-winning, unless he is refering to a 3some rather than bi-sexual. Then its once again epic.
Charlie Sheen needs to do a spoken word concert.
LOL -- HPM just got out-did...
The guy has fucked Denise Richards and at least 3 pornstars. Absolute Bro-king. On top, his shows and movies are great, winner in my books bro.
I'm bi-winning.
I like it
"Banging 7 gram rocks because that how I roll".....what a badass
How great would it be to go through life with his mindset? Dude literally believes he is the greatest thing to walk the planet and bangs porn stars to prove it.
Cocaine tends to make you think you're a god. It's a tremendous upper - extreme and prolonged usage probably is a good way to get narcissistic personality disorder which Charlie is rocking with his cock out.
Still he is a goofball.
IS it me or is his nostril HUGE compared to the other
Gigantic
^ ignore saw the link in this thread
If you guys haven't seen this already, you need to:
http://www.livethesheendream.com/
Say hello to Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
Is there any way we can make this into a weekly TV show? Not even anything dramatic, just him talking into the camera like this for a half hour every week, extolling upon us the meaning of life.
I bet this is what he listens to when he wakes up in the morning and has his dick sucked by two chicks at once, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/GGXzlRoNtHU
Regards
Actually he has a song already: "Winning"
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/threezy_for_kinky_does_it_sheen_W…
Haha he is so awesome. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen, it's not available because if you try it you will die, your face will melt, your children will weap over your exploded body....too much?
Epic.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/radar-exclusive-video-cha…
"Didn't read the directions before they came to the party"
Great find! Love the high five after "Bi-winning."
http://www.youtube.com/embed/JhgWRTr3oIg
What a fucking insane mother fucker. I love it.
He should be the Joker, if Chris Nolan wants to bring back the Joker for Dark Knight Rises.
This man should be President.
"I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift."
Given your comment, epic thumbnail on the youtube vid you left, cph.
I got so fucked up last night that when I woke up this morning I had an email confirming the purchase of this shirt from Busted Tees. FML:
True story.
Damn, you should have gotten the "Bi-Winning" one.
Spot On
^^^That's actually a great impersonation. He's more talented than I thought.
He's biwingual
Is that actually an impersonation or like a dub? It's ridiculously good
''Im tired of pretending Im not special. Im tired of pretending Im not a totally bitchin' rock star from Mars.''
Charlie Sheen is the only white guy to ever brag about the amount of crack cocaine he has used. Whats next, bragging about how many shivs he snuck into his jail cell?
Crack? I'm pretty sure regular cocaine comes in rocks, if it's too powdery - it's been cut a lot. Coke off the rock (especially in big chunks - 7g is like 2 8-balls!) would be pretty pure and potent.
Disclaimer: no personal experience
But Charlie is epic haha. Whoever wrote that his reaction to bitchy bi-polar accusations was bizarre is a fucking idiot. His reaction was perfectly appropriate and clever
I can't imagine banging two 8-balls by myself. You'd feel your fucking hair follicles tingling.
It's probably doable in a 36 hr bender.
Arrgghh...that just sounds painful. Unless you're in Vegas.
God, do you know how worked your beak would be after two 8-balls? I don't even wanna think about it.
Ha, that most likely depends on the cut. From what Charlie implied, his shit is very high-quality, most likely doesn't have baking soda, def doesn't have other uppers (caffeine, ephedrine, meth, etc). Judging by a ridiculously good shape his body and skin are in (considering the age and the amount of coke he goes through), his is probably cut with vitamin C, creatine, and inositol.
Leave it to one of the other black people on here to post the detailed drug production breakdown . . .
I am white and I am very good at research, analyzing ambiguous information, and deriving logical conclusions...
Cocaine is for pussies that can't drink for 18 hours straight.
Why can't they just do what normal pussies do and pass out...
lol, touche Argo, touche...
http://www.youtube.com/embed/J0NIMTPYYcU
I only have one speed... GO!
LOL -- I love the hook!
Yo he's probably about crack or freebase...you can't smoke cocaine.
he was in WS2 btw
O RLY?
You totally should have put a picture of an owl up for that shit.
Officially on my iPhone, thanks for that.
I really want to tell my boss at the next meeting that I am bi-winning...
Kudos for the first prospective monkey to answer and get away with the 'what's your greatest strength" question at his/her interview with "i'm bi-winning"
This is fucking hilarious
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6192781
Do you think he paid for it?
Bromance...
Wouldn't be surprised.
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