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If you're an athlete at a T20, you're probably reasonably athletic, ergo at least baseline attractive, and intelligent. That's all fine, and that puts you above 99% of people in terms of your predisposition.

The only real piece of advice I'd probably give you is to stop psyching yourself out about girls. They're not this "other being" that you need to seduce with a meticulously crafted procedure or financial model.

With that said, when you talk to girls, don't talk to them with romance-induced discourse. Just fucking talk to them like you would with your guy friends, and eventually, you'll find a partner that clicks with you. 

The rest comes naturally.

edit: and stop the retarded '69420' vernacular shit

 
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If true, and if you're the prez of a well-known frat like Pike or Sigma Chi, you should write a book because you may be one of the most interesting men on campus. The type of person that could get elected frat prez, be an athlete, be a virgin, and not be able to talk to girls, is 1 in a billion. 

Or you might be gay. 

 

Yeah right but if you could rank yourself from 1-10? Since you’re frat president, you can’t be that ugly. You can’t be ugly at all! Unless you’re at a shitty frat

 

Take a dancing class

If you're uncomfortable about talking to girls, sign up for some type of dancing class that pairs ppl up (i.e. salsa, tango, etc...). Chances are you'll be in a class with mostly girls, who will automatically give you points for taking the class. The class will force you to hold hands and you get an easy out for being uncomfortable, i.e. you never took a dancing class before. All you need to do is show up, follow the instructor, and you'll naturally get more comfortable interacting with members of the opposite gender. You may even enjoy the class!   

 

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