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I have to - the only spare time I have to contact my hoes is during downtime in the AM and early afternoon. Running a high-volume prostitution ring on the side of an IB stint is demanding, but doable.

 
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swagonI have to - the only spare time I have to contact my hoes is during downtime in the AM and early afternoon. Running a high-volume prostitution ring on the side of an IB stint is demanding, but doable.

Do WSO members get a discount?

 

Do it all the time. Don't say anything weird or write 23 pages during company time and no one will care.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

no this strictly forbiden in invesment banking. most invesment banks have securty so when u pres send on a email to your friend it automaticly fires you. as a invesment banker it is not time to play around. no jokes with your friends durin g work time. if i catch u askin this question on a serious website about invesment bankers i will come and take ur job cause aparently u would rather joke with your friends rather than be a invetsment banker

 
Blalockno this strictly forbiden in invesment banking. most invesment banks have securty so when u pres send on a email to your friend it automaticly fires you. as a invesment banker it is not time to play around. no jokes with your friends durin g work time. if i catch u askin this question on a serious website about invesment bankers i will come and take ur job cause aparently u would rather joke with your friends rather than be a invetsment banker
Please gouge your eyes out with a dull spoon then lay down on the interstate.
 
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Blalockno this strictly forbiden in invesment banking. most invesment banks have securty so when u pres send on a email to your friend it automaticly fires you. as a invesment banker it is not time to play around. no jokes with your friends durin g work time. if i catch u askin this question on a serious website about invesment bankers i will come and take ur job cause aparently u would rather joke with your friends rather than be a invetsment banker
Please gouge your eyes out with a dull spoon then lay down on the interstate.

I can't tell if you're upset because you think he's serious or because of his awful banter....

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
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Blalockno this strictly forbiden in invesment banking. most invesment banks have securty so when u pres send on a email to your friend it automaticly fires you. as a invesment banker it is not time to play around. no jokes with your friends durin g work time. if i catch u askin this question on a serious website about invesment bankers i will come and take ur job cause aparently u would rather joke with your friends rather than be a invetsment banker
Please gouge your eyes out with a dull spoon then lay down on the interstate.

He's trolling. Chill out.

 

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