Dumbest Interview Question You've Ever Heard

Interviewed at Oliver Wyman (London office) a couple of months ago and they asked me to figure out why a partner couldn't get a taxi in New York.

What's the dumbest interview question you've ever heard and how did you respond to it?

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I had an interview at JP Morgan and he asked how many quarters would it take to stack up to the top of the building. I’ve also gotten “how many lightbulbs are there in Manhattan..” lol

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

To me none of these really sound like 'dumb' questions, I agree they're annoying to answer but they sound pretty typical of those open ended/Fermi type questions. I'd say an actually dumb question to hear would be more like "would you work here even if the money wasn't good" or if they ask a technical question where it's clear they have no idea what they're talking about themselves.

 

This was a few years ago at a superday with a MM bank. It’s a two on one interview with an MD and VP interviewing me. MD asks me about these deals on my resume and why they’re not on the company’s news or website. Keep in mind these deals were ongoing and listed as so it’s MNPI (material non-public information). 
 

I look at him shocked like is this guy serious cause that’s such a stupid question. I tell him straight up M&A is confidential until announced (if ever) and if he wants to tell me his list of ongoing processes I’d be happy to take them. 

 
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This was a few years ago at a superday with a MM bank. It’s a two on one interview with an MD and VP interviewing me. MD asks me about these deals on my resume and why they’re not on the company’s news or website. Keep in mind these deals were ongoing and listed as so it’s MNPI (material non-public information). 
 

I look at him shocked like is this guy serious cause that’s such a stupid question. I tell him straight up M&A is confidential until announced (if ever) and if he wants to tell me his list of ongoing processes I’d be happy to take them. 

You’re not supposed to disclose material non-public information.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
Funniest

I had “Mario cart” on my interests and the vp asked me “so what’s your STrATeGY” XDD

I had to pause for a good 10 seconds to not crack up at his question, then proceeded to tell him “well, I usually like to throw bananas and turtle shells” 

Got the offer the next day 

 
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I had “Mario cart” on my interests and the vp asked me “so what’s your STrATeGY” XDD

I had to pause for a good 10 seconds to not crack up at his question, then proceeded to tell him “well, I usually like to throw bananas and turtle shells” 

Got the offer the next day 

You misspell “Mario Kart” on your resume and still get the job? I’m impressed and disappointed at the same time.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Why did you go to Top 5 MBA and not just go to local 40th ranked MBA? 
 

Real question from a boutique firm. I tried to be nice then guy still kept at it and I finally had to say bc it’s ranked much higher and the dipshit got all pissed bc he was a 40 ranked guy. I still laugh to this day 

 

“Why this group and not GS/MS?” - considering I was interviewing at a very regional mm for a sophomore internship, I thought this question could’ve either been phrased better or just a stupid comparison, as I had to stress why taking on more responsibility and working in small teams would be more ideal for me as a sophomore intern than working at a top group 

 

Middle of the 2008 financial crisis I'm interviewing for a back office type non-banking finance position. When I say back office, I mean back back office like shuffling papers all day doing completely menial mindless work. Was happy to get the interview or any interview at the time.

Interviewer asked, "Why are you interested in this job?"

I mean because I always dreamed of shuffling papers all day for like $15 per hour???? It's the GFC of 2008 and I need a fucking job to pay my rent. Did any applicant apply for any other reason?

 

Worked some shit jobs and then did IB followed by ER. Didn't get that back office position but did get something equivalently shitty until the economy got better.

 

An interviewer asked me “so what do you think of the economy and where do you see it going?” 
 

Ended up giving a detailed and intricate explanation using theory from what I learned from my economics class professor. The interviewer listened intently and sounded fairly impressed with my response and my understanding of the markets. I ended up joining the group only to realize the internship role I was interviewing for had little to no involvement with the markets even though the job title said “capital markets” -> it was an operations role that supported capital markets 

 

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