I was reading the "Wow...being married sucks" thread a few minutes ago and started thinking about one of my buddies. My friend has a history of dating the worst girls imaginable and generally has no clue until things turn ugly. He has a tendency to come on strong to these girls and ultimately decides that he "loves" them after about a month of dating. Historically speaking, these relationships tend to last 6-8 months before the shit hits the fan and ultimately he gets dumped. His latest girl is a whorish bitch. I think she sucks, all of my friends (guys & girls) think she sucks, and his parents aren't too fond. She lacks a verbal filter and a lot of what comes out of her mouth generally leaves me thinking "bitch". She works for some shoddy management consulting firm and thinks she's the shit. Enough to the point that she mentioned her firm had an opening, but all of my buddy's friends, this includes me, "didn't have good enough resumes". Bitch please, my resume should be encased in the national archives compared to her dogshit resume. Needless to say, I don't like her one bit. She's got to go before my friend does something really really stupid.
How do I sit my friend down and open his eyes to this wench?
p.s. she has a scorpion vag tat. that alone should be grounds for dismissal.
pics?
of the vag tat, of course...
What a bitch, just punch her in the face and be done with it. I've never been one to tell my friends who and who not to date, it's none of my business really, I don't give a shit who they see.
Doing so will do you no favours. just amuse yourself dancing rings around her (metaphorically).
^^My buddy thinks it's cool. He's such an idiot. The last thing I would want to see while I am plowing some girl would be a scorpion trying to ride my dong.
No, the last thing you'd want is for it to sting your dong...doc would probably have to amputate it.
One of my best friends recently got engaged. Another one already bought the ring but it waiting on the right moment.
Fuck it, their life.
I'm all for marriage, but this particular marriage would implode faster than Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra's.
LOL
Subtly insult her every time you see her.
is your friend ratinamaze?
That is not your problem, but if you are to do something, make fun of her openly and snob her, the usual "you are so out of your low class" attitude. And get a life, let the guy live his, thats why divorce lawyers exist.
Sounds like a waste of effort to help him.
Do your civic duty and punch her in the babymaker. I suggest you aim for the scorpion . . .
Either tell him she's a bitch or don't. Either way the situation is going to suck for you. At least if you tell him now, you get to rub it in his face after they break up. Then he will profess that he will always listen to you about relationships from now on. But he won't. And you'll be asking us this question again a year or two from now. Well, us, a shrink, or the wrong end of a .45.
OP sounds like a whiny bitch to me.
I bet you ten cents that he is gay.
Re-read his post and you will read all the "bitch please" , " bitch that".
Yes, but have you seen this vag tat?
1) Vag tat is hot.
2) Who even cares dude. My friends make retarded decisions all the time. Just laugh at him when it bites him in his face. Care about yourself and let your moron buddy reap what he sows.
And if she gives you shit just tell her to shut up and laugh at her. Why are you getting all uptight with a girl who has the trampiest or tramp stamps and a third tier consulting gig?
This. Btw, have you seen the video of the girl with the cougar/tiger tattoo? i wouldnt like that :S XD
I shouldn't even know about the vag tat, but to make a long story short, one of her friends thought it would be funny to shank her while she was standing up in a hot tub. At first I thought she had a little bush going, but no, it was a fucking SCORPION VAG TAT. She didn't seem to care, but my buddy lost his shit.
Hot? Maybe if it was something other than a scorpion and the girl was a one night stand. Yeah, I suppose that would be cool one time, but I certainly wouldn't want it on my GF. More than likely it means she's probably banged 70 dudes and has something.
I live pretty close to the guy so I see him often which means that I see her almost as much. Normally shit like this doesn't piss me off, but this one girl has managed to hit all of the right buttons. Some people just find new ways to suck ass at life. I'm sure I'll get bombed one weekend soon and rip into her.
Also, this girl is like a 6.5, If she was an 8.5 or better I could easily write off her shit. Hot girls can pull it off.
Dude, be honest, you want to hit it. I can sense it from your posts. Fuck her behind your friends back and then let it out in the open breaking them up. That is what a real friend would do.
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