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thought my post went through but what I intended to say was this
in 2007 when chuck prince (then CEO of shittigroup) told all of smith barney that the bank's exposure to subprime was minimal and wouldn't affect the stock price (and also every broker's deferred comp)
hilarious
two married guys getting into a fight on the trade desk for both sleeping with the same admin and pissed when they found out about the other
it was 2 years ago, pre-covid. I worked in a mexican pension fund, on the market risk division, all analysts (jr and sr) and managers were in the age range of 22-29, so the enviroment was pretty chill. We had a nerf gun so i was being annoying to another analyst shooting him from far away, i was behind another analyst, so they guy getting shot gets mad and grabs a half emty starbucks and throw it at me with all of his strenght, but he didnt know i was behind the other guy because both of them were sitting and i was standing (between us ther was a mini wall) so the starbucks cup hits directly in the face of the other guy, splashing all the coffee in his face. I started laughing, the guy who threw the cup keep working and the coffee guy was like wtf is going on, because he was chillin reading some docs. everytime i remember this i start laughing by myself lol
Ahahahahh
Ahahahahh
analyst explaining cloud storage to dinosaur CEO of private credit shop - CEO looks up and motions toward the sky "so the data Is... up there?"
This is actually hilarious
lollll
i mean, kinda is?? does he know how wifi works?
Bruh moment
I actually laughed out loud reading this! The visual of that is just hilarious!
Yes. But also no.
really funny
..
Sounds like a proper lad to me. Loosen up buckaroo, or else you´ll never get a girl to ride ya knob.
Second this. This 'dumb divorced boomer' is living the life
Admin was trying to send a screenshot of her screen. Screen had sensitive info on it she wanted to block out. She put a sticky note on her screen to cover the information thinking that would block it on the screenshot. Needless to say, it didn’t.
Not funny but my old boss leaned over to teach me something (I was 14 at a internship) and she (probs late 30-40s) had her gym clothes on (family office) and MAN WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHSKJDKSKAJA
She has husband tho and two adorbs kids who was like 8 years younger than me. And they were family friend SO STOP WINKING
Not really family friend just thought about but was just mum’s ex coworker/partner.
14 at an internship ????????????????????
Yeah you got a problem?
It was like tech stuff so ppl are more laid back
Like tech firm you know what I mean
You should've shoved your hand down her cleavage. Or something else. To assert dominance.
Just everything is a comedy routine at the office at these places… lol it’s very funny if you have the right attitude :)
bht also work was just kinda not funny lol. It was work. If I was laughing so hard then it didn’t really seem appropriate in a work environment… but maybe that’s why I’m unemployed… haha
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