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it was 2 years ago, pre-covid. I worked in a mexican pension fund, on the market risk division, all analysts (jr and sr) and managers were in the age range of 22-29, so the enviroment was pretty chill. We had a nerf gun so i was being annoying to another analyst shooting him from far away, i was behind another analyst, so they guy getting shot gets mad and grabs a half emty starbucks and throw it at me with all of his strenght, but he didnt know i was behind the other guy because both of them were sitting and i was standing (between us ther was a mini wall) so the starbucks cup hits directly in the face of the other guy, splashing all the coffee in his face. I started laughing, the guy who threw the cup keep working and the coffee guy was like wtf is going on, because he was chillin reading some docs. everytime i remember this i start laughing by myself lol

 
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analyst explaining cloud storage to dinosaur CEO of private credit shop - CEO looks up and motions toward the sky "so the data Is... up there?"

 

Admin was trying to send a screenshot of her screen. Screen had sensitive info on it she wanted to block out. She put a sticky note on her screen to cover the information thinking that would block it on the screenshot. Needless to say, it didn’t.

 

Not funny but my old boss leaned over to teach me something (I was 14 at a internship) and she (probs late 30-40s) had her gym clothes on (family office) and MAN WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHSKJDKSKAJA

 

She has husband tho and two adorbs kids who was like 8 years younger than me. And they were family friend SO STOP WINKING

 

Not really family friend just thought about but was just mum’s ex coworker/partner.

 

Just everything is a comedy routine at the office at these places… lol it’s very funny if you have the right attitude :)

bht also work was just kinda not funny lol. It was work. If I was laughing so hard then it didn’t really seem appropriate in a work environment… but maybe that’s why I’m unemployed… haha

 

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