How to get into the nightclub of your choice

John Safran does this hilarious Reality TV bit about how to get into a top nightclub
(Bonus for metal fans)

Next time you and your 8 bros need to get into The Standard

(Although unlike them , try not to trash the place or spank a stranger)

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SchumpeterAnd if you are on your own, try to dress as a goblin

Hi , Mr Manson is coming to your nightclub tonight , please treat him in the manner to which he is accustomed. Vilify him for things he has nothing to do with.

 

I'm so glad Slipknot is finally getting the recognition they deserve (for all the right reasons)

 

Last two times I went to a club, a girl spanked me. It was funny, I'm just walking around minding my business. Is that bro?

Get busy living
 

Last two times I went to a club, a girl spanked me. It was funny, I'm just walking around minding my business. Is that bro?

Get busy living
 

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