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What exactly do you do part time?

Keep in mind you were salivating at an in because you don't have one, so I'd pocket your elitism and entitlement until you've got something to show for it. You're going to ruin your chances if people pick up on even a hint of that attitude.

 

You haven't accomplished anything. Instead of crying like a little bitch because you got excited, you should've used the opportunity to "network." I know, what could someone in HR do for you, the house fixer/unemployed college student. Maybe give your resume the once over, tell you what they're looking for in some of those positions and/or forward your resume to the right person. Either way, you only had upside but you fucked that with your elitist and self entitled attitude.

 
"Bud Foxx"
LayeredCake: You haven't accomplished anything. Instead of crying like a little bitch because you got excited, you should've used the opportunity to "network." I know, what could someone in HR do for you, the house fixer/unemployed college student. Maybe give your resume the once over, tell you what they're looking for in some of those positions and/or forward your resume to the right person. Either way, you only had upside but you fucked that with your elitist and self entitled attitude.

You fail to realize that I didn't "fuck that up with my elitist and self entitled attitude." In any point in this story did I state that I was rude to my cousin? She's my cousin. We're family. I made clear that I didn't say anything rude to her, so explain how I "fucked" anything up please.
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house fixer/unemployed college student? In that one sentence you just specified my job while claiming I'm unemployed. I fix houses, therefore I'm employed... Your dumber than I can handle. You must have went to Cornell.

I'm going to keep sipping my cranberry vodka while I recline in my $8,000 massage chair behind my $12,000 Custom Parnian Desk.

lol u butthurt bruh? also if you're spending 20g's on recliners and desks you need to rethink your life. Stay within your paygrade bro, which I'm guessing is occasionally having the ability to super-size your McDonalds order and buying 12 packs of un-branded mid-calve socks at WalMart off the sale rack.

dont look to WSO for sympathy for your absolutely ridiculous situation. no one here gives a shit or feels bad for you.

"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

Working a seasonal position, isn't really the same thing as being employed throughout the year. Attitude that strong just comes out, in your mannerisms or otherwise.

You do that, go back to the desk that equals all of your take home for the last year or two and contemplate taking that 200k in debt for school.

 
Bud Foxx"

Hi, I need help deciding which school I should go to (the best for getting into ibanking). I already am aware of the main target schools but I do not have the grades for them. Here is the list of schools I am applying to, please it would be greatly appreciated if people let me know the top 3 choices out of the ones I'm choosing from and also if they know anyone from these schools- Thank you in advance! Bentley University, Babson College, Baylor University, Texas A&M, University of Denver, Marquette University, Southern Methodist University, University of Portland. Again, Please let me know which of these schools is probably the best to break into iBanking and also leave any helpful information you would like to let me know. MUCH APPRECIATED!

It's ironic that you're barely a frosh yet, and you have the balls to say any of the things you've said to people that are willing to remember. Of course, it seems super likely that everything you says a lie. So, it probably won't hurt you.

 

Maybe she just wants to sleep with you. I tell all the women I want to sleep with I work in PE when in reality I just do taxes at a PE fund

 

PS -- Not knowing the difference between you're and your makes you seem absolutely retarded. It would be one thing if you were typing fast and spellcheck turned it into the other word. But, when you do it numerous times, you're the problem, not spell check.

If you sent me an email with that mistake.....auto-ding. Your cousin probably thinks you are the retard....rightfully so.

 
"DickFuld"

PS -- Not knowing the difference between you're and your makes you seem absolutely retarded. It would be one thing if you were typing fast and spellcheck turned it into the other word. But, when you do it numerous times, you're the problem, not spell check.

If you sent me an email with that mistake.....auto-ding. Your cousin probably thinks you are the retard....rightfully so.

Hey, Almighty CEO of the sunken ship. While you were over here calling me a retard for misspelling a word on a forum, you misspelled "spellcheck." Fucking moron. I almost laughed and took your criticism for my fast typing, only to realize a CEO of a once astounding bank can't even spell correctly in the very sentence he was criticizing for spelling. Check and Mate.

 

There's a strong odour of insecurity coming from somewhere in this thread.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

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