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She could still be of some assistance getting you into the company. Maybe more so because she is in HR!!!
I see your point OP, but this guy has the right mindset. Also, you better hope this thread disappears by Monday or you're going to be swimming in a sea of monkey shit.
Delete. AndyLouis you really should make MS not anonymous.
Oh the horror!
In other news, some kid from WSO just got his panties in a bunch for no reason.
I love smoothies!: )
HR is more prestigious than unemployed from where I grew up.
And chocolate
What exactly do you do part time?
Keep in mind you were salivating at an in because you don't have one, so I'd pocket your elitism and entitlement until you've got something to show for it. You're going to ruin your chances if people pick up on even a hint of that attitude.
Im a rocket ship!
You haven't accomplished anything. Instead of crying like a little bitch because you got excited, you should've used the opportunity to "network." I know, what could someone in HR do for you, the house fixer/unemployed college student. Maybe give your resume the once over, tell you what they're looking for in some of those positions and/or forward your resume to the right person. Either way, you only had upside but you fucked that with your elitist and self entitled attitude.
I'm going to keep sipping my cranberry vodka while I recline in my $8,000 massage chair behind my $12,000 Custom Parnian Desk.
lol u butthurt bruh? also if you're spending 20g's on recliners and desks you need to rethink your life. Stay within your paygrade bro, which I'm guessing is occasionally having the ability to super-size your McDonalds order and buying 12 packs of un-branded mid-calve socks at WalMart off the sale rack.
dont look to WSO for sympathy for your absolutely ridiculous situation. no one here gives a shit or feels bad for you.
Working a seasonal position, isn't really the same thing as being employed throughout the year. Attitude that strong just comes out, in your mannerisms or otherwise.
You do that, go back to the desk that equals all of your take home for the last year or two and contemplate taking that 200k in debt for school.
Take the chip off your shoulder and settle down over there, buddy.
*you're
buddy, dont let her get away with this. They lied to you, and this time you caught it.
Thanks for the laugh.
It's ironic that you're barely a frosh yet, and you have the balls to say any of the things you've said to people that are willing to remember. Of course, it seems super likely that everything you says a lie. So, it probably won't hurt you.
Maybe she just wants to sleep with you. I tell all the women I want to sleep with I work in PE when in reality I just do taxes at a PE fund
just curious, what did you hope to accomplish by posting this?
An audience.
Oooooh.
Is it possible that she is a former IBer (probably not given her age)? Many HR people at banks started in IB before they switched.
What does your cousin look like? I need pics!
Given her propensity to lie do you happen to know if your cousin is the theFatJewish? OP sounds like a miserable fck.
PS -- Not knowing the difference between you're and your makes you seem absolutely retarded. It would be one thing if you were typing fast and spellcheck turned it into the other word. But, when you do it numerous times, you're the problem, not spell check.
If you sent me an email with that mistake.....auto-ding. Your cousin probably thinks you are the retard....rightfully so.
lol'd
Hey, Almighty CEO of the sunken ship. While you were over here calling me a retard for misspelling a word on a forum, you misspelled "spellcheck." Fucking moron. I almost laughed and took your criticism for my fast typing, only to realize a CEO of a once astounding bank can't even spell correctly in the very sentence he was criticizing for spelling. Check and Mate.
Can you even explain why Lehman went under?
The question is, "who the fuck cares?"
Surprised this thread didn't end with "cool story brah".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spell+check
There's a strong odour of insecurity coming from somewhere in this thread.
This guy's a troll.
I want to believe no one in this world could be such an absolute jackass.
OP is a virgin in college
Technically, you're right. But he's actually just starting college whenever colleges start this year. So, you're giving him more credit than he's due.
**OP is and will remain a virgin till after college
thanks for the headsup
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