I can f***ing hear my neighbor moaning. WTF am I to do?

WTF am I to do when I hear my neighbor moaning loudly? I know which apartment it's coming from and I know the people there, but I have no idea who it actually is (it's a 4 bedroom apartment).

Last week it was loud sex noises and my wall was shaking. (WTF? They're downstairs. Move the freaking bed away from the wall maybe?). Now I hear loud vibrations and moaning noises when I'm trying to relax and go to bed. Why is this b**** so horny? How can I politely figure out who it is and tell her to settle the f*** down?

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I had a similar problem, but in undergrad in my dorm. I would talk to the manager/administrator of wherever you live. It also wouldn’t hurt to record them when you hear them so you have proof. Unfortunately people seem to be really fucking retarded when understanding that their walls aren’t sound proof. What worked for me was having a fan/noise machine near my head when I slept so I only heard white noise.

 
"Prospect in IB - Gen" It also wouldn’t hurt to record them when you hear them so you have proof.

They could just deny it and get away with it. You think the landlord will ask them to do it in front of you all to see if they match?

OP, sounds like weird advice that wouldn't help too much besides haunting you in your phone.

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