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jrt336When did WSO become a forum for talking about getting laid?

Ever since banking stopped getting people laid? Or...wait...what?

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I've said it before in other threads and I'll say it again because it works: cook for her.

Invite her over for dinner, clean your place up, put on some music. Serve her some wine and a appetizer while you finish cooking. Make a good meal for both you - grill up some steaks - and then serve coffee and dessert while chilling on the sofa. You do everything right and you won't even have to try, she'll just fall backwards on the bed, legs up in the air :)

 

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