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I go to places where I'm able to network and to pick up at the same time.

Like PHD at The Dream Hotel, Catch, Provocateur etc ...

 

Honestly man I would suggest a Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, The League. All mobile dating sites - can be tied to facebook. Pulls your pictures and occupation. If you are mildly successful and decent looking I am sure you will have no issues getting a date on any of these. Tinder - Younger crowd, Bumble - Girls have to message first, Hinge - Can like pictures/responses on profiles, The League - Waiting list but sure you will get in (maybe).

 
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-Quit finance -Go to Law school specializing in family Law for the really wealthy. -Start working on divorce cases until you find some female you find attractive, and could settle with. -Use her $50 million from the court case, and never work another day in your life. -Write the prenup yourself with a loophole you can take advantage of; in the case of divorce.

edit: At least that is what I would do if I am looking for some rich girl to wife.

 

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