Most Elite High-Finance Baby Names
Destined for the Ivy league, a career in high finance, pulling deep-state level strings and making the world's money move.
What'd you got for the most elite, high-finance sounding baby names?
Here are my top three for boys: Whittaker Winthorpe Bretton
shhhhhhhhhhh
Chad. So simple, yet so elegant
Chadley even
I'm partial to Chaddington
Don’t forget Chadrick too
Probably the biggest prick move I did in high school was name the Audi conv I bought, Chadworth. The name IMO drips hobnobbing at its finest but it sticks...
~Chadwin~
Alastair
Alastair from AMT was the best
No idea what AMT is but take the banana
Taking SIE these days and my first thought was Alternative Minimum Tax.
ahh this brings back memories. we had Rob Farmer in New York.
X Æ A-12
bro, imagine how good that would look large and centered on the top of a crisp resume -
I wonder what his nickname will be - probably just 'X'. Like Xzibit
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Sean
Know quite a few guys named John and Michael who are killing it rn. Also know afew Johns and michaels who are not.
I 2nd Michael; we might know the same guy
lmao great retort
Appreciate your insight
Holy shit you're right. I know these triplets, and the two named John and Michael are in IB, but the other isn't (poor guy didn't get the right name I guess /s)
William Charles Lawrence Niles Ellison Kingsley
Can I have british names for $500 please?
Instructions unclear. Named baby "Eggsy" and now he's a chav.
Niles? Were you thinking of Nigel?
Trip
Tripp, Trey, Tres, Chip, Skip, Junior, Bud, like wtf
Something like Chip Whatford would be a great name.
Trippie Redd
Justine
Xavier is underrated, yet sophisticated
Xander
Everything you need to know about https://www.facebook.com/therealbrosofsimivalley/videos/its-me-your-boy…</a">Xander
Xavier is one of the dopest names out there. Its complicated yet classy. It really has it all.
For some not totally douchy names I’d throw in
Archer Thomas Grant
I would give anyone named Archer a job
I'd ask if they were good with the bow and arrow. Or if a crossbow even counts...
Given two of my three boys are named Thomas and Grant, I approve of this message
For some not totally douchy names I'd throw in
Archer
Also consider Randy Randerson, or just Rando for short.
Chadwick Prescott
Lloyd
D’Brickashaw
that was derived from a literary reference, strong agree
Jayden, Brayden, Kayden, McGayden
That last one is definitely going places
McDonalds is developing a quirky gay mascot that solves problems. He is a friend of Ronald McDonald - Rayden McGayden. It was a new age campaign started before the virus hit, so not sure if they are going to follow through with their marketing plan, but it looked promising.
Chaddwicc Succington IV
Known as Ivy (IV) to his friends
Good old Scott
Chadworth
See IL all name teams:
FIRST TEAM A – Shackleford Stanwick, Sr., Johns Hopkins A – Quinn Commandant, Fr., RIT A- Declan Smartwood, Jr., St. John’s M – IV Stucker, Sr., Roanoke M – Holden Rosen Grupp, Sr., Tufts M – Dar Sleeper, Fr., Michigan D – Sky Dupree, Sr., North Greenville D- Taggart Eymer, Fr. Bryant D – Dallas Creamer, Jr., Stevens G – Colby Hamwey, Jr., Assumption
SECOND TEAM A – Wheaton Jackoboice, Fr., Notre Dame A – Tanner Elwood, Fr., Tennessee Wesleyan A – Corson Kealey, Fr., Robert Morris M – Kadin Kightlinger, Gettysburg M – Whitten McCune, Fr., Cumberlands D – Conn Curry, Sr., Roanoke D – Gaige Barber, Fr., Wilkes D – Raines Shamburger, Fr. Duke G – Hampton Brannon, Fr., UMass
THIRD TEAM A – Keegan Khan, Fr., Villanova A – Gareth Gacetta, Fr., Connecticut College A – Clayton Proctor, Fr., UMass M – Sage Rieth, Fr., Furman M – Mackenzie Iacocca, Fr., St. John’s M – Quenton Pearson, Fr., Belmont Abbey D – Winston Wenham, Jr., Ithaca D – Burke McFillin, Fr., Washington D – Gab Goncalves, Jr., Amherst G – Gib Versfeld, Fr., Amherst
I thought this was satire and pleasantly was surprised to be wrong
Brantford Winstonworth
That kid's real name is IV? Jesus Christ.
Brutus
Moses
McKinley
Maximillion Patrick Bateman Timothy Bryce David Van Patten
Napoleon Nicholas Chip
Nigel Thornberry
DONKEY TEEF
I always liked Carlyle tbh
but spelled Carlisle
Bubbles
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Bateman
What about for girls? Are we thinking Chadette or Chadelina
Chadifer, Chadrianna, could Chadley be gender neutral?
Also can't forget Bradette and Bradelina
Basically any somewhat uncommon English or Scottish name.
Goldman
Brelite, Benjamin, Kryla, Pristina, Jaylon, Hashtitty, VanDieson, Vollery, Hulinta, Eegor, Drintle, Jafrintel, Krissary
Morgan Sachs
Just don't be hanging around the Lehman sisters, Morgan
Prescott Moncrief III Duke Wakefield IV Tripp Windsor IX Chad Forbes VI Tanner Norwood V Colton McCormick X Dutch Van Patrick VII
Nathaniel
Not sure they are ultra elite yet, but if I ever have a son they will either be named Jameson, Hannibal, or Miles. Give it 20-30 years one of them will be at the top of the list.
Oh shit........ Sterling....... that's certainly on the list.
My daughter's name is Millicent Antoinette so it's got to be regal for him to feel equal
Freddy, Freddy boy
You will always find a "John" somewhere among the executives
Chauncy or Daquan idk man
Thaddius Chadly III
Welcome Madison to the stage, give it up for Madison.
Ivanka, Eric, and Don. Not Tiffany.
Teanna?
Teanna and Stormy OK
Anything that rhymes with Chad or Brad and you're set
y’all left out Sherman McCoy
y’all left out Sherman McCoy
So sad that all these names are almost exclusively male
So quit your complaining and give us some female names
Definitely not Karen. This name is destined for compliance.
Parker
for a girl
Benedict Maximilian Thaddeus
Daenerys Managing Director of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.
But you can call me Dany.
The Rhoynar? Looks like someone reads the books.
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Ahmaud, Deion, Denzel, Keshawn, Jamal, Jamar, Kyrone, Marques, Obiajulu, Quannell, Roshaun, Shaquille, Tevaughn, Tyrone, Trevon
HR loves these names
hm
ayo based
Lance Bruce Cossan
Dave Davidson
Bart (Bartholomew) Marty (Mortimer) Bill (William)
Long name with a shorter version of it is TYPICAL of the upper class
You heard it here first
Anything with a soft J
This made me realize how white the industry is lol
To provide some British equivalents:
Archie Barrington-Smith Henry Beaufort-Jones Benedict Mountbatten-Clarke Toby Curzon-Millington Hugo Grosvenor-Cavendish St John Montague-Smythe Millie de Vere Hawthorne Poppy Beaconsfield-Hughes
Ira
delete
Leighton Laurens Donkey Teef
X-Wing @aliciousness
Bancroft Benedict Fartrell
Throwing in “Chester” into the mix
Georgina Poppy Benedict Millie Cecilia Honor Clifford Clarence Edward Philip Timothy Lionel Claudia Beatrice Avery
Today on LinkedIn I found a profile for a PE Pro at Blackstone named Jean-Christophe Napoleon Bonaparte. In addition to being a likely descendant of the greatest general of all time, other qualifications include a Masters in Mgmt from HEC and a Harvard MBA. The guy fucks.
I thought I read about him before, incredible profile. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Christophe,_Prince_Napol%C3%A9on
Harvey
Roger
Mordecai. Cool yet creepy.
Townsend
Last name? Thompson. First name starts with a C.
Roman names for the win.
DEEZ NUTZ LIGMA BALLS
or maybe even
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
Bracebridge
Garamond. Simple and classy
Donald
I've always liked the French name Axelle (or Axel) for a boy or girl. That said, my longtime SO and I are Black and Asian (Korean), respectively so if we ever had kids have no clue what name I'd choose.
Anyone have any good non-European names they've liked recently?
Thaddeus Ford Wolfgang Percival
goldberg shekelstein
High finance names UK version- Rupert Giles James (but never Jamie) Piers Max ( derivative of Maximilian) Zach
Jack Stephen with a P Tom Ben Sophie Arabella Catherine (never with a K or Y)
Chav alert names - Lee Patrick Simon Steven with a v Alan Kelly Louise Amy Nicola Angela
Riley
Chamath
Patrick
Timothy
Craig
Luis
Paul
Guy: Xavier/Artemis/Maxim/Dmitri (Russian sounding names are underrated and prestigious af)
Girl: Gaia. What a fucking name. Met one the other day and fell in love instantly
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