Most Elite High-Finance Baby Names

Destined for the Ivy league, a career in high finance, pulling deep-state level strings and making the world's money move.

What'd you got for the most elite, high-finance sounding baby names?

Here are my top three for boys: Whittaker Winthorpe Bretton

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bro, imagine how good that would look large and centered on the top of a crisp resume -

I wonder what his nickname will be - probably just 'X'. Like Xzibit

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Know quite a few guys named John and Michael who are killing it rn. Also know afew Johns and michaels who are not.

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Xavier is one of the dopest names out there. Its complicated yet classy. It really has it all.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I'd ask if they were good with the bow and arrow. Or if a crossbow even counts...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Given two of my three boys are named Thomas and Grant, I approve of this message

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McDonalds is developing a quirky gay mascot that solves problems. He is a friend of Ronald McDonald - Rayden McGayden. It was a new age campaign started before the virus hit, so not sure if they are going to follow through with their marketing plan, but it looked promising.

 
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See IL all name teams:

FIRST TEAM A – Shackleford Stanwick, Sr., Johns Hopkins A – Quinn Commandant, Fr., RIT A- Declan Smartwood, Jr., St. John’s M – IV Stucker, Sr., Roanoke M – Holden Rosen Grupp, Sr., Tufts M – Dar Sleeper, Fr., Michigan D – Sky Dupree, Sr., North Greenville D- Taggart Eymer, Fr. Bryant D – Dallas Creamer, Jr., Stevens G – Colby Hamwey, Jr., Assumption

SECOND TEAM A – Wheaton Jackoboice, Fr., Notre Dame A – Tanner Elwood, Fr., Tennessee Wesleyan A – Corson Kealey, Fr., Robert Morris M – Kadin Kightlinger, Gettysburg M – Whitten McCune, Fr., Cumberlands D – Conn Curry, Sr., Roanoke D – Gaige Barber, Fr., Wilkes D – Raines Shamburger, Fr. Duke G – Hampton Brannon, Fr., UMass

THIRD TEAM A – Keegan Khan, Fr., Villanova A – Gareth Gacetta, Fr., Connecticut College A – Clayton Proctor, Fr., UMass M – Sage Rieth, Fr., Furman M – Mackenzie Iacocca, Fr., St. John’s M – Quenton Pearson, Fr., Belmont Abbey D – Winston Wenham, Jr., Ithaca D – Burke McFillin, Fr., Washington D – Gab Goncalves, Jr., Amherst G – Gib Versfeld, Fr., Amherst

 
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Brelite, Benjamin, Kryla, Pristina, Jaylon, Hashtitty, VanDieson, Vollery, Hulinta, Eegor, Drintle, Jafrintel, Krissary

 

Throwing in “Chester” into the mix

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 

Today on LinkedIn I found a profile for a PE Pro at Blackstone named Jean-Christophe Napoleon Bonaparte. In addition to being a likely descendant of the greatest general of all time, other qualifications include a Masters in Mgmt from HEC and a Harvard MBA. The guy fucks.

 

Mordecai. Cool yet creepy.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

I've always liked the French name Axelle (or Axel) for a boy or girl. That said, my longtime SO and I are Black and Asian (Korean), respectively so if we ever had kids have no clue what name I'd choose.

Anyone have any good non-European names they've liked recently?

 

Guy: Xavier/Artemis/Maxim/Dmitri (Russian sounding names are underrated and prestigious af)

Girl: Gaia. What a fucking name. Met one the other day and fell in love instantly

 

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The important thing is never to let oneself be guided by the opinion of one's contemporaries; to continue steadfastly on one's way without letting oneself be either defeated by failure or diverted by applause.
 

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