Odds of JP Morgan failing/getting bought out

So, I think that I am going with the JP Morgan offer.

However today, it's stock went down 11.42%. This market is really scaring me.

What do you guys think are the odds for JP to fail/get bought out by mid-summer next year? Should I take the offer without worrying because it's too big to fail?

 

If things get so bad that JPM fails, BofA, Wells Fargo and the entire United States will be close behind.

Extremely unlikely I think. JPM only fails in a real doomsday scenario.

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why not just buy several thousand dollars worth of deep otm puts on JPM? as long as you sell the puts before joining fulltime, i don't think you'll be violating any laws. if jpm goes to shit, at least you'll have several tens of thousands to keep you going until you find another job.

 

I don't know how I even came across this thread, but seriously? I know it isn't out of the realm of possibilities that more banks fail, but JPM, really? I think the chances of you getting a blowjob from the Queen of England may he higher.

 

America’s third biggest bank, JP Morgan has been hit again by the subprime crisis. Unlike payday loan recipients, who must pay back their emergency cash by a specified date, the banks such as JP Morgan who received bailout money aren’t being held accountable. Articles are popping up all over saying that when asked, banks could not explain where their billions of dollars went. The government tossed wads of taxpayer money at these institutions, and they won’t even reveal what they are doing with it. I think it’s an outrage. When a regular person gets emergency cash, like a payday loan, they are held accountable for paying it back. Maybe in the future the government should look to payday loan companies as a guideline for how to hand out emergency cash.

 
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