Ridiculously honest job descriptions and requirements - "Golf-Playing Private Equity and Real Estate Analyst"

I think the title and image say it all. Although I appreciate the honesty of the job poster, I still find it kind of antiquated and douchy.

What do you think? Outrageous, hilarious or just honest?

Feel free to share crazy/weird job requirements you have across in your career/job search.

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Fun Fact: PMs with higher handicaps generate higher returns.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

Translation: "We want a candidate that will enjoy washing our balls."

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
 

My buddy is a black woman, who is gay, born a man, so technically a transexual. She (he?) voted for Bernie, comes from a lower middle class background, and is currently in private equity. First Class honors from Oxford. Think she'll fit right in?

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

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