Ridiculously honest job descriptions and requirements - "Golf-Playing Private Equity and Real Estate Analyst"

I think the title and image say it all. Although I appreciate the honesty of the job poster, I still find it kind of antiquated and douchy.
What do you think? Outrageous, hilarious or just honest?
Feel free to share crazy/weird job requirements you have across in your career/job search.
Reasonable job requirement Non-golfers not protected class
Never personally experienced it, but I've heard of headhunters asking for a candidate's handicap.
Fun Fact: PMs with higher handicaps generate higher returns.
All the better for sandbagging
Absolutely true (in my anecdotal experience). Idk about serious studies of handicaps and PM's, but I know it is a widely empirically validated result that stock performance relates inversely to amount of time the CEO spends playing golf
Sweet gig
Dream gig. Would be awesome if the final round of interviews were a mini tournament among the candidates.
Thar requirement is hilarious!
Translation: "We want a candidate that will enjoy washing our balls."
This would be something at the top of my list.
Then miniature golf doesn't count.
My buddy is a black woman, who is gay, born a man, so technically a transexual. She (he?) voted for Bernie, comes from a lower middle class background, and is currently in private equity. First Class honors from Oxford. Think she'll fit right in?
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