Dating one right now. It's hard to date a younger sorority girl without having her friends / school / career stuff get in between you (plus you don't want to date when you're young if you go to a school with sororities anyway). Junior and senior year I realized it's awesome dating a sorority girl because I never have to scramble for social events to find dates I may not end up liking in the end. Plus sorority girls are way more into 'career guys' than GDI girls are at big schools

 
swagon:
I only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.
Audere est Facere
 
swagon:
I only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.

Swagon, go fuck yourself. "Hey baby you look like a Chi O"? That's the most NF, trash line ever. Anyone who uses "pick-up lines" on slam's is an idiot. Everyone who knows what's up understands all one has to do is get shit faced, start saying awesome shit and sorostitutes will follow; w/o their pants.

Ace all your PE interview questions with the WSO Private Equity Prep Pack: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/guide/private-equity-interview-prep-questions
 
Best Response
Stringer Bell:
swagon:
I only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.

Swagon, go fuck yourself. "Hey baby you look like a Chi O"? That's the most NF, trash line ever. Anyone who uses "pick-up lines" on slam's is an idiot. Everyone who knows what's up understands all one has to do is get shit faced, start saying awesome shit and sorostitutes will follow; w/o their pants.

Fuck yo couch, man. In college, you'd be correct. But as a post-grad, you don't have access to the parties where girls just drop their pants left and right. Thus, you often need to use awesome pick-up lines like "Hey baby u a chi o?" Then they say "Yeah you're a (insert best fraternity here) right?" then the fuck session is on. That's how it works out here in the real world, bro.
 

I guess it depends on the school, but the ones at my school for the most part aren't attractive.

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
 

The funniest part about slams from my undergrad days is seeing them in pictures on Facebook with their fiance or in wedding photos. I smile at the fact that the dude has absolutely no idea about the crazy ass shit I did with his future wife (I wonder if slams stop being freaks once they get their MRS degree). Anyway, ALL sorority girls go on at least one slut bender during college. Usually after a bad break-up. So to answer your question: probably not.

 
RagnarDanneskjold:
The funniest part about slams from my undergrad days is seeing them in pictures on Facebook with their fiance or in wedding photos. I smile at the fact that the dude has absolutely no idea about the crazy ass shit I did with his future wife (I wonder if slams stop being freaks once they get their MRS degree). Anyway, ALL sorority girls go on at least one slut bender during college. Usually after a bad break-up. So to answer your question: probably not.

Spot on. Hit them hard and walk away.

 

Repellat eaque dignissimos sint porro rerum et doloremque. Eum beatae provident est nisi. Quod voluptatem eos quia sint ipsum ut dolores. Et voluptatem ad placeat quos. Labore atque aliquam fuga architecto quia.

Nesciunt eos nulla sed alias iste est vitae. Consequatur doloribus aliquam quo omnis sequi. Repellendus non dolores eos quas quasi est praesentium numquam. Cupiditate sed voluptatem et. Id beatae voluptatem enim temporibus voluptate et. Hic veritatis placeat autem sed. Maxime a consequuntur nesciunt quisquam.

Et porro voluptatem tempore non molestiae quo. Sit consequuntur quam natus ut et. Et assumenda vel ipsa cum ipsam soluta sapiente.

Voluptatum saepe voluptatem magni et ea illo. Vitae neque illum nam eligendi est. Distinctio nostrum nobis minus repellendus. Saepe pariatur in dolores rem enim blanditiis. Error reprehenderit dolorum rerum magni. Qui tempore nihil voluptatibus illum blanditiis repellendus doloremque voluptatem.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
6
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
7
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
8
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
9
Jamoldo's picture
Jamoldo
98.8
10
bolo up's picture
bolo up
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”