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Dating one right now. It's hard to date a younger sorority girl without having her friends / school / career stuff get in between you (plus you don't want to date when you're young if you go to a school with sororities anyway). Junior and senior year I realized it's awesome dating a sorority girl because I never have to scramble for social events to find dates I may not end up liking in the end. Plus sorority girls are way more into 'career guys' than GDI girls are at big schools

 

I only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.

 
swagonI only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.
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swagonI only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.

Swagon, go fuck yourself. "Hey baby you look like a Chi O"? That's the most NF, trash line ever. Anyone who uses "pick-up lines" on slam's is an idiot. Everyone who knows what's up understands all one has to do is get shit faced, start saying awesome shit and sorostitutes will follow; w/o their pants.

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swagonI only date top-tier prestige, which is why I only date Chi Omegas. I always use the pick-up line "Hey baby you look like a Chi O" to get the screening out of the way so I'm not wasting my time with some Zeta or Tri Delta trash...or, God forbid, some GDI bitch.

Swagon, go fuck yourself. "Hey baby you look like a Chi O"? That's the most NF, trash line ever. Anyone who uses "pick-up lines" on slam's is an idiot. Everyone who knows what's up understands all one has to do is get shit faced, start saying awesome shit and sorostitutes will follow; w/o their pants.

Fuck yo couch, man. In college, you'd be correct. But as a post-grad, you don't have access to the parties where girls just drop their pants left and right. Thus, you often need to use awesome pick-up lines like "Hey baby u a chi o?" Then they say "Yeah you're a (insert best fraternity here) right?" then the fuck session is on. That's how it works out here in the real world, bro.
 

I guess it depends on the school, but the ones at my school for the most part aren't attractive.

"For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"
 

The funniest part about slams from my undergrad days is seeing them in pictures on Facebook with their fiance or in wedding photos. I smile at the fact that the dude has absolutely no idea about the crazy ass shit I did with his future wife (I wonder if slams stop being freaks once they get their MRS degree). Anyway, ALL sorority girls go on at least one slut bender during college. Usually after a bad break-up. So to answer your question: probably not.

 
RagnarDanneskjoldThe funniest part about slams from my undergrad days is seeing them in pictures on Facebook with their fiance or in wedding photos. I smile at the fact that the dude has absolutely no idea about the crazy ass shit I did with his future wife (I wonder if slams stop being freaks once they get their MRS degree). Anyway, ALL sorority girls go on at least one slut bender during college. Usually after a bad break-up. So to answer your question: probably not.

Spot on. Hit them hard and walk away.

 

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