theaccountingmajor Q&A
I got a request to do an "Ask Me Anything" thread, so here it is. Feel free to leave any questions you may have!
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What was your major?
I have a question: why are you like this?
Took my question. Interested to hear the answer.
Can you be more specific?
what do you do?
Are you a virgin?
How many chicks have you scored off Tinder? Average conversation length? Time between match and first text? Match and first meet? What's their average score on a weighted 1-10 scale? Standard deviation of hips:waist ratio?
I actually have never used Tinder, believe it or not.
And when it comes to women, there's a very inspirational quote that guides my philosophy. It goes something along the lines of "Statistically, junk bonds have a higher average rate of return than most high grade portfolios. Kind of like dating fat chicks."
So you actively pursue fat chicks
Where on the spectrum do you fall?
I'm genuinely curious to find out who asked you to do this
I posted a comment on someone's thread, and another user replied, encouraging me to do one of these. I unfortunately cant remember the user or the thread off the top of my head, though.
Lol it was me
What year of high school are you in
What are your career prospects? Big 4 and if so which one? What city do you want to work in?
My dream is to be a professor
Only beta's go into academia straight from college
Tenured professors can teach as little as 6 hours a week, make a TA do all of their work, and rest on a six figure university salary. Furthermore, they can ratchet their earnings by serving as consultants and advisers to various boards, businesses, and other organizations.
A finance professor I work with (I'm an adjunct) makes $40k a year for going to quarterly meetings of nonprofit as an adviser. This is in addition to all other retained consulting agreements. A friend told me he did a tax return for a dean who was pulling in nearly 7 figures on consulting and speaking arrangements; and this was a podunk unranked school in a flyover state!
How small is your penis?
Squirrels get jealous of me because they think it's an acorn
What's your deal?
Why should we ask you questions?
I am really curious why you post so much on WSO? Do you ever wonder if you are addicted to the internet? (srs)
What advice should I tell my future children to avoid ending up like you?
Also interested.
Well, considering their father shit-talks on anonymous online forums, I think the damage is already done, slugger.
not bad
Have you mastered the art of the no-wipe dump yet, or is that still a work in progress?
Excellent question. I have taken no wipe dumps (in other words, dumps that are so clean, when you wipe, there's nothing there on the toilet paper) every single time for the past 2 weeks. Today... umm... not so much. My diet hadn't changed, but I think allergies may have had something to do with it. I dont think the no wipe dump can ever be mastered.
Appreciate the hard hitting analysis. Keep us posted on your progress.
Are you going to answer any of our questions!?
Why did you kill the baby bird
are you related to MarcTheMarc
No.
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