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WallStreetOasis.comyeah, definitely helping our SEO. good thinking Marcus.

Thinking about it counter-intuitively, though, the most likely people to use the search term "vagina" are either OB/GYNs or 10-year old boys. When the latter visit the site and realize that gawky, socially retarded misfits actually have an avenue to acquire said vagina (i.e. Wall Street), I'm betting they'll be inspired.

Congratulations, Marcus. You may have just spawned the next generation of investment banker.

Well played, sir.

 
Edmundo Braverman
WallStreetOasis.comyeah, definitely helping our SEO. good thinking Marcus.

Thinking about it counter-intuitively, though, the most likely people to use the search term "vagina" are either OB/GYNs or 10-year old boys. When the latter visit the site and realize that gawky, socially retarded misfits actually have an avenue to acquire said vagina (i.e. Wall Street), I'm betting they'll be inspired.

Congratulations, Marcus. You may have just spawned the next generation of investment banker.

Well played, sir.

very intriguing. do go on; i sense you're on a good train of thought.

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
AnthonyD1982Jesus, if it looks like that I am thinking STD test.

Haha implying that you'd still have sex with her... you'd just have to get tested afterwards?

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