What Are the Most Important Ratios to Use When Valuing a Girlfriend?
I have spent all my life plugging numbers in excel and have recently gotten my ting-ting touched by a real life potential gf. I #REF’d myself early and need to be better prepared next time. How shall I value this specimen to be more prepared next time?
Parental Net Worth / Annual OpEx and monthly Fights / BJs ratio. My golden number for the latter is 3. If I only have to hold my own in three shouting matches to get to that next succ I can hang in there.
you guys have girlfriends??
You could say I'm sitting on a lot of dry powder.
simp.com is good fro tracking ratios in the LMM of girlfriends, which is clearly where you'll be hunting.
Chest/waist
You see it presented both ways, like P / FCF vs. free cash flow yield.
Slim-Thick
I tend to use the standard ifhappy= function. No need to boil the ocean.
If we're talking wife material, use the full suite of valuation options:
Precedents lmao :D
This is pretty comprehensive. Include div BJ recaps to juice happiness prior to an exit. It's a better return if you consider time value of BJs vs. just getting one massive BJ all at the end when you exit.
Hot / crazy
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I kind of just follow what wallstreetbets’ valuation methodologies look like. Good luck $CHICKS to the $MOON
Women (especially in the GF/wifey material) are like a mature, investment grade blue chip. You want them to know their competitive advantage, be able to retain their competitive market position, and provide you with a consistent and stable stream of benefits.
not ratios but
- is she pleasant to be around
- do you think you can trust her long-term
- is she healthy/pursues healthy habits (not overweight, doesn't smoke cigs)
- will she be a good parent
- is she attractive to you
- does she put out for you
if she meets 5/6 she's a keeper
Miss me with that gay shit, I’m tryrina body up DIMES my guy, who tf cares if she rips cigs or not lmao
yeah maybe for a hookup but if shes addicted to cigs that means she most likely does not excercise.. So everything is going to go downhill from there. Good genetics but if she doesn't take care of them things will go to shit for her real quick
biggest one is trust
Surely you mean trust fund.
Hey this one deserves some SBs.
Ok I made the same but for guys
This is misogynistic, shallow and hurtful you psycho bitch
He already made one for guys in the video. It's called the money-hot matrix.
The metrics depends on time horizon
One night = 100% looks/body and no other factors.
Long term = 40% intellect, 35% personality and 25% looks/body.
Looks seem a tad low For long term, no?
It seemed a little low when I wrote it but to increase it, I would have to reduce one of the others. If you are young, it might seem low but as you get older, you will see what I mean. You have to live with this person everyday. I could never live with woman who would not score high on intellect and it is important that they are nice to you/others. Of course, the woman should not look like a horse's ass
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