What happened to our industry

"whatever happened to wearing an outfit for no reason other than that's what we've always done? I really liked it when the hot secretary pushed the booze trolley at 4pm on Thursday, because I could smack her ass and call her babe without getting an email from hr. you know, men being men.

why do we keeping hiring black analysts? we need to keep hiring white analysts. all these diversity hires make me uncomfortable. also, I have no way of comparing the marginal productivity of people that BROUGHT IN FUCKING PROFITS and the analysts that were brought in to fill a diversity quota. but you know what they say, feelings matter and I feel like white analysts are better than black analysts!

things are changing and I don't like it. I'm scared. im going to go get a rub and tug, because that's the only woman that will touch me after my wife left me for a soyboy software engineer at google. I still pay for her dinners, because of alimony and she lives in our old UES place. sometimes I watch her and her ultimate frisbee playing lover having sex through our home security system. ** it makes me so mad. ** I wish I were in their corner masturbating furiously, instead of being stuck behind the computer screen. that's because I'm secretly a huge fucking cuckold.

I am curious what this means. is this a sign that I'd be a better top or am I truly a bottom? "

man, I feel sorry for whomever works for you. because you fucking suck.