Haha totalllllly random thought that just came about in my mind
If WSO was a high school, what would it be like? What cliques would there be, what crews.. would it be consultants vs bankers? Uneasy truces? Who would be the popular kids, who would be the dumb kids. Would Midas bully the fuck out of you until you commit suicide?
A few ideas of mine :
Ratinamaze's Paki girlfriend would get stolen by ANT for his love of brown girls
The rich target kids would get into scuffles with the nontarget poor kids.
Flake would be the substance-dependent kid due to his bearfighting
I'd obviously be the manwhore of the group, pullin as I am known to do
Brady obviously the grades obsessed Asian kid so that his parents dont beat him for not getting into Harvard.
Anything else?!
Rich kids don't fight. They go places with their money where poor kids can't follow.
The token 8 black kids out of the 4,000 in the high school would all sit together at one table.
cphbravo is the 275lb. All-American high school lineman.
The sad truth lol. You can toss me in that group.
If anyone spoke bad about bankers, they'd be bullied or neglected by everyone.
Patrick as Dumbledore?
what kind of high school? ivy target? semi-target?
I would call out Brady and beat him down during lunch. haha, messing with you trollBrady.
OH, I'd be the drunk party kid...kinda like I was in my high school.
Will we be able to take choppers to school? If not im transfering lol.
I'll be the school's weed hookup...
I don't think it would break down between groups like IB, AM, ER, PE, etc. I think we would divide on the more random social shit that we all argue about like political views and shit. I see an ANT clique, The King clique, the Troll clique. I'd be cool with everyone so I would get invited to all the parties and always have shit to do. Kinda like high school.
Patrick, you should start a charter school! $$$$$. I'll coach any sport and bang the gymnastics coach since we all know she will be in shape and crazy flexible.
I'm the third year transfer student?
Im the star basketball player and one of the 8 tokens.
I think all 8 tokens would be the star basketball players
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and track team. and running backs and receivers haha
All boys school? No thanks.
I'm just steering clear of the S&T kids. Too much roid rage.
haha, my S&T counterparts would lead the drug trading desks.......
I wanna short sell weed! This is a very interesting idea... I might dream about it tonight :O
I think Compbankerd will be that mature slick kid that gets all da hoes.
i think hed be more so in a long term relationship with the head cheerleader
Is Eddie the gym teacher who doesn't give a shit about anything and comes into school in the morning having destroyed a half-rack of beer?
I'd probably be the guy that gets all the booze and runs the Keg and pours drinks at parties...
Yeah... I'm definitely the resident booze hound.
Hey, can you invite me to the parties.
monty would be the dude who throws the huge ass party when his parentals are away. Midas would be the dude crashes it various illegal substances and hard achohol bringing eddie...eddie would be the guy who goes head first into the wall and monty has to explain it.
i was the guy who threw parties in hs... haha
Marcus would be the guy telling everyone how retarded they look and how the real world isn't like high school...
marcellus is spot on haha
I want to be the kid who starts a website that sexually exploits high school girls on their 18th birthdays.
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