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Actually be a woman and feminine instead of thinking that her being as masculine as possible (career focused, competent, independent) is in any way attractive

Yeah I hate competent women too. 

 
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I love my wife, but our love languages are entirely different. I am an acts of service person. When she gets me Starbucks or does a task that I dread, I feel appreciated and seen. In contrast, she's a quality time and words of affirmation person. So she tends to give love like that... it does nothing for me. I want to spend time together but words are nothingburgers to me. 

We are working on learning to give love the same way the other person receives it. It's a lifelong journey but one we enjoy together. I do wish she'd be more proactive as I'm constantly taking care of things for her that she just takes for granted.

 

are you giving her the love the way she wants it? This is a small window into your life so take my comment with a grain of salt, but it sounds like you're trying to show her love through acts of kindness/service when she wants quality time/words of affirmation.

being married myself i'm definitely in the same boat most of the time (I'm more physical, my wife is acts of service).

 

Yeah. It's been something I've had to work at. I compliment her more and am much more intentional with my words than I ever used to be. We have set aside 2 nights a week just us where we go do something, go out to dinner, just spend some time together without phones and other people. It's been a really good change for us. We both were kind of in our separate lanes doing our thing, and this has brought us back together more as a couple. Physical hasnt ever been the issue with us lol.

We have a ton of family nearby so every week we see family, but we've begun saying no occasionally to focus on us. We are a work in progress! 

 
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drugs tbh

Are you still micro dosing shrooms?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

nah but i will be after my jaw surgery per paul stamet's neurogenesis stack with lion's mane and niacin to promote nerve regrowth in my face. how u been bigboi

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This is for girls in general:

- Stop taking photos and videos in public bathrooms, that’s trashy.

- Quit wearing those high rise tights/shorts exposing the crack in the ass. Low rise non crack tights are the way to go. High rise hides the muffin top.

- Taking every photo with the phone hiding the face is moronic. Either the girl is hiding an ugly face or is dumb. Learn how to take a proper photo showing the face. Optimally the vertical third of the photo should split down the nose vertically and the upper third should split the eyes horizontally.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Don’t have a gf at the moment, but girls that give back scratches without being asked are the best.

Also, quiet bj wakeups in the morning

 

Yeah I’ve had a few girls like this. Wake up sex is the hard one to find. A lot of girls say they don’t feel comfortable doing it but I give them 100% explicit permission so it’s worked with a couple women. I also tend to wake up before most of the women I’ve slept with as well so that also makes it hard to come by

 

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