Women can’t get enough of me

If you’re spending too much time away from your desk, let’s consider a couple options, especially if it’s a cubicle. First, hopefully a woman is sitting on the other side or perhaps no one is. Go into work before anyone else and make a cut out at the bottom that they can fit through. This way she can blow you whenever she desires and you’re still getting your work done. Other option, if she wants to go all in, this can be a little tricky. You’re still going to need the cutout so her head and upper body can fit through. You need to put your chair as low as it can go and she needs to do all of the work so you’re not moving. Hope this helps and makes your superiors happy!

Bro thought he could sneak in PJT RX 🤣🤣

How many men have ended up doing time because of a woman?

You get up every morning and play this song in the mirror don’t you…

I’d recommend a regular crank sesh in the office bathroom. After a good wank you’ll be so laser focused you will forget women even exist… until the next wank at least.

if you're really that handsome and don't want banging your coworkers to negatively affect you, just go work for cameron dawson and you can have your cake & eat it too

This is actually a trickier spot for men to be in. Cant offer solution, but as another 'the hot guy in the office', MOST women will go out of their way to heavily flirt with you but stop at outright asking you out (and the 20% that do wont call it a date but getting a drink or going on a run together or some shit). They will message you dumb stuff on Teams, go out of their way to be around you, playfully touch your arm all the time, ask what your plans are, ask to go to lunch together, etc. basically all signals that say 'hey Im into you, why dont you ask me out'. 

However, if/when you ignore these signals they just think that you are obtuse and double down/escalate their behaviors even more. But they do everything up and until outright stating romantic intentions. This gives them plausible deniability a mile wide. That's the key difference between this and being an attractive woman in the office - men will be explicit with their intentions.

In short you know what they are doing, they know what they are doing, however if you arent interested you cant just outright say 'Im not interested, no thanks' or 'I have a girlfriend' because they never explicitly stated their intent and thus you come off as the jackass OR they can use that plausible deniability to save face (and they will) and say they werent flirting with you.

When a girl keeps grabbing your arm, asking you to get lunch together, asking about what you do in free time, etc. you will come across as a dick or worse by just going straight to 'Im not interested in you'. Also if you escalate this to your boss or HR you are and WILL come across as a pussy

Overall, it's better than the alternative. And maybe there is a solution and I am too socially autistic to know a workaround that doesnt damage relationships. Alas, the cross being carried by being an attractive dude

Assuming that you’re for real, just pretend you have a gf? Or just always have “someone that [you’re] seeing”?

The ones that still try will probably get shamed by the others. 

Let them pool up around you but don’t get involved, this way your male colleagues can feed off of that supply.

This has happened to me and some of the guys in my fraternity who went to sales/IR, you just act like a caricature of a massive asshole around them (referring to non-IB/PE/HF guys as "plebs", shouting at waiters/fast food workers/Uber drivers, throwing cigarette butts on the ground, etc). All but the most desperate of women will leave you alone.