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I guess its time to get an MBA.
"They must be legacies."
That's how an average chimp cares about WACC before and after getting the offer.
Monkey at bottom of screen: "Why are the pages in this book blank?"
Non-Target vs. Target recruiting prep
"Sigh... I wish the Wharton monkeys would leave us University of Phoenix grads alone!!"
"Damn with this monkey shit. I'm gonna work for WWF and save my fellow primates instead! Woohoo!"
Chimps before and after sex...
"Wolf of Wall Street II. Rise of the monkeys!!!"
"Free rent, rides to work, AND bananas in the snack room? I'm going to Google!"
'Wall Street 3: Planet of the Apes'.
Background: Crushed internship - full time offer accepted Foreground: Did not crush internship - the fall is going to suck
not even full time yet and already addicted to cocaine
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When you realize that reading won't fix your horrific personality.
(Harsh joke)
Got my offer biatch!!
Meanwhile at a non-target uni somewhere in the monkey galaxy
2 ignorant monkeys with Big4 Audit offers celebrating because they think they hit the jackpot in life and they are looking forward to great learning curve and structured promotions at KPMG that HR sold em
the rest of the monkeys learned about IB, PE, S&T, BBs, HFs just before it is too late and they are boosting their knowledge trying to make up for the years they spent fucking around and break in with that 3.2 GPA
What happens when you don't get the offer.
Wait... I don't see exit opportunities for what to do after becoming partner at a PE firm.
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