We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!
Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Dec 5th, winner will be announced Friday
Breaking News: Banana futures stumble to 6 year record low.
"User from Internet Site WallStreetOasis, under the username @DickFuld, is photographed at the Goldman Sachs office after his most recent Q and A on the site"
Volcker Rule smash...Q4 profitability
"...I think we've found our monkey for the 2014 WSO Conference."
Climbing to the Top Floor: The Return of Dick Kong
Kozlowski's free!!!
"Today, we will begin implementing a new method of firing employees. As you can see, it is very cost effective when it comes to reducing the risk of a lawsuit from a disgruntled former employee"
Monkey to guy (Angrily): "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?"
That's not Jerry, the guy that did your company ipo. He's two floors down.
"Oh, I see you've met our new managing director."
Pink shirt: "The fuck...this isn't decaf"
The winner!
Talk about choking the monkey..
SEC murders SAC traders and Steve Cohen
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Yeaaaaaah, did you get the TPS reports?
" CAN YOU MAKE THESE CHANGES TO THE DECK?" Caps because angry gorilla.
Pink shirt: Finally got a window to go with my corner office.
"Did you say you wanted a raise? Maybe you should discuss with our new comp consultant."
I warned you man, the HR girls are serious about turning in performance evals.
"See Jeff, that's what happens when you mix fonts."
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Rampage meets Wall St. The smash hit sequel to the 80's classic.
(help for those of you who are not products of the 80's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampage_(video_game) )
Pink shirt to person in other room: "Larry I think we're goinna need another intern"
Looks like "Gorilla" Gary Cohn choking Lloyd Blankfein!
blue shirt: "can't...breathe..." pink shirt: "Where did you get that shirt?"
I put the 'ape' in 'rape'.
Talk about stress interview
After being inspired by Eddie's story about the sensory deprivation chamber, an intern tried to take erotic asphyxiation to the next level.
Bernanke taking a new hands on approach to manipulating markets after leaving the fed
Dick Fuld's revenge
Pink shirt : "Looks like the big monkey's earnings have missed the estimates AGAIN"
This counts against your break time.
Pink shirt: "Well, the SEC did warn they were going to get more aggressive on insider trading…”
Just another reason nobody works in the Empire State Building anymore...
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Gotta SB that for the awesome S&T reference
Pink shirt to exec. assistant: Leslie! Call HR immediately and get them down here, we need to assess this intern's beneficiary policy and create a new requisition to hire another intern!
Troll...you may exit the building
Pink shirt : "Sharon I'm gonna need a fucking Xanax now!"
Pink: ".. and my wife wants a divorce, so? Do the whole thing in Helvetica and have it on my desk by Monday."
Dart throwing monkey versus stock picker: Round 2
Pink shirt: Hank, I told you not to let Lehman go under.
Welcome to the private sector, Timmy G!
Pink shirt: "Looks like Obama and Obamacare claimed another victim"
I warned you - this is what happens when you care more about collecting silver bananas than spreading comps...
"King Kong pulls stake in silver banana fund, liquidates to regular bananas, says relationship with PM still amicable"
-Chaz Gasparino
"CFA Exam in 47 hours. I wish I had half Forrest Gump's brains..".
King Kong ain't got shit on me! Denzel voice
FUCK you beat me to it.
First thing I thought of when I saw this picture haha.
"you raise money, I raze building"
Told you.. I reached Gorilla level
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