WSO now owns a monkey suit....

Way overdue haha, + we found a cool actor dude to wear it / be our mascot.

Adult Complete Chimpanzee Chimp Gorilla Full Suit

& then imagine the monkey rocking this wso tank top over it, annnnd carrying around a bag full of mini bananas with "WSO" on them.

Make sure you keep an eye out for the WSO monkey in NYC, he could be coming to a bank near you, or.... a protest?

Photos / video will be posted on wso's facebook / the forum.

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junkbondswapYou should "turn" one of the OWS protestors and pay them minimum wage to just hang out down on WS and promote the shit out of the site. Get on as many YouTube videos and news reports as possible. It would also be great if you could pay the guy extra to form tackle protestors as they walk by.

haha not a bad idea... & have the "mole" carry big monkey protester puppets holding signs with WSO's logo on them :)

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jeez uber-troll-toise, of all the people on this site you would be the one to pick out that detail. Youre on this site so much i'm starting to believe you actually are half primate and live in the Indianan jungles ;)

i changed the title, just for you

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