Hit the desk with the best nickname

Uncertain times, people fearing for their jobs and others cranking long hours, let’s relax the atmosphere.

Imagine you have one nickname to find to hit the desk on Monday, and get your MD to call you by, what you got? (No real names and keep it clean)

and yes, it can be “Covenant Karen”

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earthwalker7

Jenny from the Blockchain

Very close to Jay-Z-spread this one

 

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