Best IB Nicknames
Let's start a thread for investment banks with the best/ most accurate nicknames.
I'll start-
ShitiBank
Nomor(a) deals
Credit Sheesh we just lost another billion dollars
May 09, 2022May 09, 2022
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June 2022 Investment Banking
- Jefferies & Company (▲03) 99.6%
- Lincoln International (= =) 99.2%
- RBC Capital Markets (▲07) 98.8%
- Bank of America Merrill Lynch (▲01) 98.4%
- Houlihan Lokey (▲06) 98.0%
Overall Employee Satisfaction
June 2022 Investment Banking
- Jefferies & Company (▲12) 99.6%
- Lincoln International (▲05) 99.2%
- Greenhill (▲07) 98.8%
- Rothschild (= =) 98.3%
- Evercore (= =) 97.9%
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June 2022 Investment Banking
- Jefferies & Company (▲04) 99.6%
- Lincoln International (▲04) 99.2%
- RBC Capital Markets (▲09) 98.8%
- Houlihan Lokey (▲07) 98.4%
- Bank of America Merrill Lynch (▲04) 98.0%
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June 2022 Investment Banking
- Director/MD (9) $661
- Vice President (37) $394
- Associates (189) $246
- 2nd Year Analyst (115) $162
- 3rd+ Year Analyst (17) $156
- 1st Year Analyst (364) $149
- Intern/Summer Associate (76) $148
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Comments (43)
THE Goldman Sachs
I dont get this one
Assuming this is what they're referencing, look up "I want to work at Goldman Sachs" on YouTube
BofA Deez Nuts
Skank of America
J P Morgue
Piper Sandler? I barely know her!
DB not a BB
IF ITS A BB IT WONT BE CALLED A DB
Lmao. Why are these the most auto-generated / cookie cutter responses I've ever seen
We're analysts, we don't have the energy to be original
delete
Pipe her sandler, what are you waiting for?
More gone, Stanley
House Rothschild
Jamie Dimon's Big Sexy House of Finance
Nevercore
Moles
Pwpeepee (my fav)
Lizard
Whats the 3rd
PWP - Perella Weinberg Partners (independent advisory investment bank, same tier as Moelis or Lazard)
Suck My Big Cock
My favorite for people I don't like is 'Model boy / girl'
This same thread concept was created a few days ago in Off Topic: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/off-topic/best-firm-nicknames
Also, while not the same, this thread (from, ahem, 2010) has some good ones as well: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/hedge-fund/if-you-were-about-to-start-a-hedge-fund-what-would-you-name-it
Mentorship with CompBanker: https://www.RossettiAdvisors.com
Gay Stearns
Wells Farto
PJT - Preppy Jackoffs and Tools
HSBC - Holy Shit Bad Compliance
HSBC one pretty funny, I'll give you credit
Jeff
Mole ass
Miller Buck Fuck
FBR - Friends, Brothers and Relatives
ROTHSCHILD THE ILLUMINATI
cruella weinberg
Goldman Suchs
Douche Bank
UB40
Meeting Stanley
Way too many fucking meetings @ MS
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Everwhore
This is what we call Everwhore in my apt
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