Best IB Nicknames

Let's start a thread for investment banks with the best/ most accurate nicknames.

I'll start-

ShitiBank
Nomor(a) deals
Credit Sheesh we just lost another billion dollars

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 12, 2022 - 6:24pm

Assuming this is what they're referencing, look up "I want to work at Goldman Sachs" on YouTube

  • Intern in IB - Cov
May 11, 2022 - 2:14pm

Lmao. Why are these the most auto-generated / cookie cutter responses I've ever seen

  • Intern in IB - Cov
May 12, 2022 - 4:44am

My favorite for people I don't like is 'Model boy / girl'

May 12, 2022 - 5:34am
CompBanker, what's your opinion? Comment below:

This same thread concept was created a few days ago in Off Topic: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/off-topic/best-firm-nicknames

Also, while not the same, this thread (from, ahem, 2010) has some good ones as well: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/hedge-fund/if-you-were-about-to-start-a-hedge-fund-what-would-you-name-it

Mentorship with CompBanker: https://www.RossettiAdvisors.com

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 12, 2022 - 3:01pm

Miller Buck Fuck

  • Associate 1 in IB - Cov
May 14, 2022 - 9:33am

Meeting Stanley

Way too many fucking meetings @ MS

May 14, 2022 - 10:52pm
ConfusedGuru, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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