Let's start a thread for investment banks with the best/ most accurate nicknames.
I'll start-
ShitiBank Nomor(a) deals Credit Sheesh we just lost another billion dollars
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THE Goldman Sachs
I dont get this one
Assuming this is what they’re referencing, look up “I want to work at Goldman Sachs” on YouTube
BofA Deez Nuts
Skank of America
J P Morgue
Piper Sandler? I barely know her!
Call me sandler the way I piper
DB not a BB
IF ITS A BB IT WONT BE CALLED A DB
Lmao. Why are these the most auto-generated / cookie cutter responses I've ever seen
We're analysts, we don't have the energy to be original
delete
Pipe her sandler, what are you waiting for?
More gone, Stanley
House Rothschild
Jamie Dimon's Big Sexy House of Finance
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Whats the 3rd
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Suck My Big Cock
(SMBC)
My favorite for people I don't like is 'Model boy / girl'
This same thread concept was created a few days ago in Off Topic: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/off-topic/best-firm-nicknames
Also, while not the same, this thread (from, ahem, 2010) has some good ones as well: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forum/hedge-fund/if-you-were-about-to-s…
Gay Stearns
Wells Farto
PJT - Preppy Jackoffs and Tools
HSBC - Holy Shit Bad Compliance
HSBC one pretty funny, I'll give you credit
Jeff
Mole ass
Miller Buck Fuck
FBR - Friends, Brothers and Relatives
ROTHSCHILD THE ILLUMINATI
cruella weinberg
Goldman Suchs
Douche Bank
UB40
Meeting Stanley
Way too many fucking meetings @ MS
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Everwhore
This is what we call Everwhore in my apt
I tell people I work at Goldman Snaccs and I get weird looks. Idk it just rolls off the tongue better
Government sachs
Salamander Partners
Co-wen
Del
ShitiBank is so perfect, same from my side ;p
Lizard
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