Ozymandia’s Dilemma

In the bustling virtual world of Wall Street Oasis, Ozymandia was a prominent member of the commercial real estate sub-forum. He had a reputation for being highly knowledgeable, but his interactions were often marred by his argumentative and easily angered nature. Little did the forum members know, Ozymandia carried a heavy burden within himself.

One day, a new user joined the forum, known as "BearBull." He was a big, hairy man who exuded warmth and kindness in his comments. BearBull was not only well-versed in commercial real estate but also had a knack for defusing tense situations with humor and empathy. His presence was a breath of fresh air, and he quickly became a respected member of the community.

Ozymandia noticed BearBull's insightful posts and couldn't help but be drawn to his friendly demeanor. Instead of lashing out as he usually would, he decided to engage in a conversation with BearBull, seeking advice on a multifamily housing project he was working on. BearBull's response was not only informative but also laced with genuine care and understanding.

As their conversations continued, Ozymandia began to open up about his frustrations and anger issues. BearBull, being the compassionate man he was, listened attentively and shared his own experiences in overcoming personal challenges.

Slowly but surely, Ozymandia and BearBull's interactions deepened. They found common ground beyond real estate, discovering shared interests and values. Their bond grew stronger with each passing day.

One evening, Ozymandia mustered the courage to reveal his true feelings to BearBull. To his relief, BearBull reciprocated, and they embarked on a beautiful journey of love and acceptance. BearBull's strong, comforting presence was exactly what Ozymandia needed to find inner peace and happiness.

With BearBull's support and love, Ozymandia underwent a transformation. He became a kinder and more patient presence on the forum, sharing his knowledge without hostility and encouraging healthy discussions. His fellow forum members were astounded by the change, and the atmosphere in the commercial real estate sub-forum improved as a result.

Ozymandia's love story with BearBull was a testament to the transformative power of love and understanding. As they embraced their true selves and each other, Ozymandia became a beacon of positivity in the online finance world, proving that sometimes, love can change not only individuals but entire communities.

Cartoon photo of BearBull  

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Do one for financeabc next. He's probably the 2nd lowest T male on this forum

What is about me that puts me in the low T category, haha.  I have to guess it is my liberal views.     By the way, high T probably would not post anonymously.

 
Sequoia

How do you know Ozy is a girl?? I think 80-90% of this forum believes it's a dude

Nah Ozy is def a girl

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

There's literally like 4 girls in this entire forum and of course yall choose to beef with them 

 
Sequoia

Are you dumb? Look a few posts down, Ozy self admits to not being a girl...

Oh wow you’re right - I wonder why I misgendered him

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Thought this was going to be a parody of the poem Ozymandias. What I found instead was deeply upsetting and disturbing. Very, very upset.

Please post an Ozymandias parody poem instead.

 

An uncannily accurate cartoon of me.  For future editions, however, my nipple rings actually have 2 or 3 attached rings, so they form a little chain that hangs down!  I know, nitpicky, note, but gotta have that attention to detail!

 
investmentspanker

Ozymandia it is crazy to me that you’re a girl. You argue like a grown man who hasn’t had sex in over a decade 

Love that this keeps coming up - for what it's worth, I'm not a woman, but people seem to think that being called a girl is an insult (for whatever reason, presumably people insecure about their own sexuality?) and continue to lob it at me when they realize I know more than they do.

However, since you seem to spend a lot of time thinking about me, feel free to imagine me however you want!

 

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