Friend-->Wierd Officemate-->professional Network-->possibly future spouse/partner

Final week of an engineering-related internship and I wanted to either get a woman's # or repair enough of a working friendship where I could potentially work for her inevitable startup.

The problem is she can tell I have the fever for her arse and she's pretty cold with everyone who isn't an engineer--and with some coders.  I don't want to f*ck up a future reputation among sex-starved asperger girls and future Moderna scientists--how would YOU field the fever & infatuation, + the need for proving you should eventually be their startup financier/financial advisor?

Suggestions? I know I make her sound really insane but she's gf material if we can figure something out here. Moreover, I wouldn't want something damaging or worse, ineffective to become of this. I don't want to screw shit up & I don't want to express nothing at all and wind up wishing I had tried to start a friendship/networking/something

Final day is SOON and no I won't be able to contact her from online

For skeptics, no i am not weird, unnatractive or whatever. She's just really damn cold and know you do how entitled zoomettes act, let alone doctoral candidate women in STEM

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My brother in Christ, you are behaving tremendously cringe right now, and I do not use this word lightly. Get your act together and look at her as what she is - a risk factor, made attractive only by what your mind projects onto her. Cold women are not based, or fun, or a nut for you to crack, they are mostly highly neurotic, egocentric, and horrible mothers. 

At least DM us some pics so we can judge if she's even worth the trouble (which VERY few women are, trust me).

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My brother in Christ, you are behaving tremendously cringe right now, and I do not use this word lightly. Get your act together and look at her as what she is - a risk factor, made attractive only by what your mind projects onto her. Cold women are not based, or fun, or a nut for you to crack, they are mostly highly neurotic, egocentric, and horrible mothers. 

At least DM us some pics so we can judge if she's even worth the trouble (which VERY few women are, trust me).

appreciated bro. I'm starting to see how you were correct looking back at it. Now let's whittle it down--she had a great figure and a cute smirk but I can see how vaine she was. I really appreciate the comments brother, especially since I was belting out my excitibility and you were steering me off the simplife in real time. I wish something would've borne out but whatever. What ficks with me is that she's going to ascend way farther in this field.  Still like the egocentric vibe although I hate when my partners in work behave that way. being down is a sickness and women are getting a lot out of heterosexual's erotic entangelemnts

Even if we had pics I couldn't share

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