AMA: I'm at the end of the WSO Rainbow and Profoundly Unhappy

I'm in my early-to-mid 20's, I work in PE, I'll make nearly $500k this year and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

I went to the doctor. He said I drink too much coffee, get too little sleep, and drink too much alcohol. I didn't tell him I also have a lot of drunken (often unprotected) sex with random girls... the last of which I met on the street at 3AM and within 30 minutes, I bought her a taco and then took her back to her place and .... In the morning, I didn't remember much but I did vaguely feeling guilty. I wracked my brain and then remembered that that just as I was about to [redacted] for the sole purpose of letting her know what I piece of shit I thought she was. That must be the source of guilt. To her credit, she did have great [redacted].

I also hate my fucking job and everything about it. There are a total of 0 fucks given deep in the recesses of my office at [insert firm name here]. But I deeply want to excel and be the best at what I do, but I just can't seem to get myself to do anything. Maybe I'll go to a hedge fund, maybe I'll stay in PE, launch a start-up... maybe I'll go to b-school and defer that decision. I have no idea whether I'll get into b-school... but maybe it will be some reprieve from my current dismal existence. I can make some new friends and travel and probably continue to drink too much alcohol and caffeine.

I've been hyper-motivated my entire life, but for some reason for the last year or so I can't seem to want to do anything. I can't exactly tell whether I (a) hate my job; (b) hate the people I work with; (c) am just in a weird funk. And so its very challenging to figure out exactly what it is I need to change to not be so sub-optimal.

In addition to a drunk, a degenerate and a womanizer, I'm also a spendthrift. I've made a lot of money, and I have $1,200 in my bank account. I have no savings. And I borrowed ~$20k out of my $40k 401k last year to help a family member and fund a vacation. I own a $2,800 suit, a $1,000 pair of shoes, and numerous other things that I can fiscally afford but practically cannot. I went through a phase last year where I'd go to Delmonicos or Smith & Wollenski by myself and have a steak dinner and a bottle of wine.

I could go on about the vapid dimensions of my life... but I but I just don't feel like it.

Why am I telling you this? I'm not entirely sure. Maybe its a cathartic anonymous confessional. Maybe its to let you know that while by WSO standards I'm a phenomenal success and to others I seem very successful and happy... its actually quite a dark and empty life I lead.

How's that to bum you out?

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Comments (165)

Jun 11, 2014

Take an anti-depressant? Personally I think that maybe you need to volunteer at a charity or go to church, do something that that will provide some sort of meaning for your life. Even if it just to get you through this minor emotional crisis.

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Jun 11, 2014

excellent advice. Do something to help others.

Jun 12, 2014
Mez:

Take an anti-depressant? Personally I think that maybe you need to volunteer at a charity or go to church, do something that that will provide some sort of meaning for your life. Even if it just to get you through this minor emotional crisis.

Jun 11, 2014

not sure what the point of this is. it sounds like you have some issues that are deeper than disgust with your current work/love/social life, I'd reach out to true friends & family (not drinking buddies, people who would never leave your side even in the darkest of times) and lay this on them, they know you better than us.

and if this is just meant for you to say "look at me, I've done the WSO dream and I hate it, how's it taste mothafuckas?!" then I think you're missing the point. maybe PE wasn't for you, maybe your firm isn't for you, or maybe it is for you and you've just made some bad choices that have negatively impacted your personal life and thus your work life suffers. I read what you wrote, but I think you're just scratching the surface.

I don't have anything to ask, but I am sorry for you.

Jun 11, 2014

Its a rhetorical AMA, wasn't actually expecting any questions.

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Jun 11, 2014

must've missed the irony. either way I stand by my advice. you need the kind of help WSO can't provide. if you don't have family, go to a support group or a shrink.

I failed to mention the best case scenario: sabbatical, if I was in your predicament, I'd leave town for Central America, go surfing, and teach English for a pittance, just to get away from it all. think about something like this.

about your spending, no easy way to fix that. you'll likely alienate your friends who consume at your level, not get laid as much, and have to actually cook a meal, but it can be done, especially on your income. just start tracking it and if you're a normal person the sticker shock of what you spend in each category will force you to change behaviors, even if this means moving to Brooklyn/smaller apt, getting takeout instead of S&W, drinking Robert Mondavi instead of something costing $1,000 (not a wine guy so I can't name drop), and wearing calvin klein suits + AE shoes instead of whatever super expensive stuff you currently wear.

there is a silver lining here, OP. you're in your early-mid 20's, so time is on your side. it's my guess you're still "finding yourself," I went through a lot emotionally between 22-24, so I'm betting you'll grow out of this. best of luck.

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Jan 15, 2017
Colonel_Sanders:

Its a rhetorical AMA, wasn't actually expecting any questions.

Well, I should let you know that you are horrible at acronyms. It should be a DAMAAA (Don't Ask Me Anything At All, pronounced "damn triple-A), if you didn't want questions.

PS -- Are you still a huge pussy, OP?

Jun 11, 2014

Is your name Patrick Bateman? Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

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Jun 11, 2014

There are serious discrepancies between your profile and your post. And pre-mba pe associates do not make $500K. Please explain these discrepancies before we take you seriously.

Jun 11, 2014

why is your first question in this thread about his salary? Who cares?

Best case: we can help him.
Worst case: he trolls us and we have a good laugh.

speed boost blaze

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Jun 11, 2014

I mean welcome to the party dude. Don't think you're the only debauched miserable fucker out there.

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Jun 11, 2014

This isn't a psychiatric issue at its core, it's a biological issue. Anybody who drinks constantly and doesn't sleep, especially while in a stressful job, is going to to lose motivation and get depressed. Your body you burned out. Sleep more and drink less and most of your problems will go away. The human body isn't meant to have prolonged exposure to the life style you're giving it. You feel depressed because you're killing your self.

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Jun 11, 2014

Be a fuckin man. Literally.

Alcohol, stress and lack of physical activity lower testosterone levels. So does aging.

Start a contact sport and heavy weight lifting, and cut down on your drinking.

Testosterone drives competitiveness, motivation and a variety of other things. Get your testosterone level up and you'll be happier and/or motivated to put yourself in a position to be happier.

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Jun 11, 2014

agree, though doesn't need to be a contact sport. I think most competitive sports will do the trick. For me playing goalie (6v6) and full court b-ball 1-2x per week gets it out of my system

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Jun 16, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

Be a fuckin man. Literally.

Alcohol, stress and lack of physical activity lower testosterone levels. So does aging.

Start a contact sport and heavy weight lifting, and cut down on your drinking.

Testosterone drives competitiveness, motivation and a variety of other things. Get your testosterone level up and you'll be happier and/or motivated to put yourself in a position to be happier.

I agree. Also, quit the booz for a while and stop the NSFW and pink money stuff, if you are doing that. You need to learn how to play with real women when you're sober.

Matrick:

[in reply to Tony Snark"]

Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand.

BatMasterson:

[in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip]

Sensible advice.

Jun 11, 2014

"I wracked my brain and then remembered that that just as I was about to bust I went V to A to V, for the sole purpose of letting her know what I piece of shit I thought she was. That must be the source of guilt. To her credit, she did have great tits."

Video or nobody will believe your story

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Jun 11, 2014

This "I'm so depressed" streak that is going on here is lame as hell.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

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Jun 11, 2014

I never knew V-A-V was so quick and consensual as 1-2-3.

Jun 11, 2014

Looks like a troll post.

Speaking from experience, it's very difficult to burn through $500k pa and come out the other end with no savings or assets.

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Jun 11, 2014

Assuming he lives in NYC/CA, by the time the government is done taking their cuts he probably had less than $250k left. This is another reason why carries/capital gains go much further.
Re associates making $500k, I know some at Centerbridge got that much when they were doing very well so it is not impossible.

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Sep 7, 2015
SSits:

Looks like a troll post.

Speaking from experience, it's very difficult to burn through $500k pa and come out the other end with no savings or assets.

Depends on if you're doing shit like buying $300 shots.

Now here's the thing....it really depends on if you know what you're working to. I worked a job with conditions pretty similar to finance pre-MBA. Good compensation (not remotely close to VP/MD comp, but a nice standard of living), massively long work hours, dick bosses, highly regarded in the eyes of society, etc.

If you don't know what you're working towards, don't believe in the work your doing, and/or hate the people you work with then it's a rough journey.

You want to know why I'm moving from a very "white knight" profession into one that's got a reputation for being greedy and slimy as fuck? Part of it is family if we're being honest. Part of it is because I get bored easily and kind of NEED that constant pressure to stay engaged.

But you know why I'm comfortable going after money? Because I know it's kinda hard to do good things when you're begging and scraping for an extra dollar to be sent your way. If you make huge amounts of money there's not a reason in the world that you simply must spend it on a fancy wine cellar and a house in the hamptons. You can just as easily use that money to start a homeless shelter, start a school, fund inner city programs.....you name a cause it becomes much easier to advance it if you have huge amounts of money.

You all want to know how powerful it is? Here's a dirty little secret you won't get from anyone but me: The recent advancement of "gay rights" in America owes very little to shifting public sentiment. It has a lot more to do with a massive influx of money from some very wealth individuals that started in the early 2000s one of whom I am acquainted with and is that way because his son/daughter is a closeted homosexual.

The same is true for many other social causes. One veterans foundation I know of succeeded because they got a huge grant to get started. A lady out where I was stationed inhereted a large amount of money and used to to start a homelessness charity.

Jun 11, 2014

"I wracked my brain and then remembered that that just as I was about to bust I went V to A to V, for the sole purpose of letting her know what I piece of shit I thought she was."

Please post more often.

Edit: Wait, I'm picturing this now. You were able to just slip it in that easily, no fingers or anything? No lube? Or was pussy juice errwur?

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jun 11, 2014

NUTHIN BUT BUTTA

Jun 11, 2014

Get a counselor already. Don't wait. I'm a recent unemployed college grad with medical bills you couldn't believe. Do you know how envious many of us younger monkeys are? You sound like you need real help, you won't find it on the internet.

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Jun 11, 2014

search up Harvard Open Course Positive Psychology.
Thank me later.

Jun 11, 2014

Confused why OP bought a street walker a taco

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Jun 11, 2014

A taco for a taco sounds like an even exchange to me.

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Jun 11, 2014

Churro was too forward

Jun 12, 2014

metaphor?

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Jun 11, 2014

@financebr

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 11, 2014

@"FinanceBrah" - well done.

Jun 11, 2014

the detail about the taco girl is much appreciated. you really let her know what a piece of shit you are!

Jun 11, 2014

I know this is supposed to be rhetorical, but i'm curious when you started hating your job? Like, did you find PE interesting/enjoyable at first?

Jun 11, 2014

This is an easy one:

(1) Your job sucks. You make a lot, but you work too much. I was an engineer, worked 40 hours per week doing decent work, and was happier than now when I work a shit ton, and make a lot more. The job makes you drink too much caffeine and sleep too little. I understand where you're coming from.

(2) The extra spending isn't worth it. It feels good to spend money. It gives you a little dopamine rush. That said, you could get the same dopamine rush if you spent less, and then every once in a while splurged. A simple way to look at it is if you always buy $20 bottles of wine, buying a $40 is a "rush". If you always buy $100 bottles, buying a $200 bottle is a rush. You can get the same effect while spending less if you play your cards right

Long story short:

Stop spending so much and start saving. Once you get a few $M in the bank, quit your job and get something low stress / part-time (teaching online?) while you rotate between living in foreign countries, enjoying life.

Edit: OpsDude nailed it up top

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Jun 11, 2014

Perhaps you should seek professional help. There is nothing wrong with seeking help and you don't have to feel chronically unhappy.

Jun 11, 2014

OP sounds like a huge pussy.

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Jun 11, 2014

You're coming to terms with your nihilistic life. Take a vacation. Loose the booze. HIT the gym.

You probably do hate your coworkers, your job, and your clients. That's no reason to give up. You've had the fortitude to make it this far. Rest assured, that chances are, your boss hates his life as much as you hate yours.

What's with the shitty attitude? You're not the piece of shit, you're a success. Just look at the decadent lifestyle you've earned. Couple more years and you can retire like a man.

How ugly are you that you've spent up a $500k salary in your 20s to get laid?

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Jun 11, 2014

I agree with @"SSits". I think that you're trolling.

A kid somehow making $500k as a Pre-MBA couldn't possible be this unhappy. It would take true effort to burn through that much cash with junior finance work hours.

Jun 11, 2014

I bet its your hardwork and having nothing to show for it thats making you depressed.

Jun 11, 2014

Awesome story either way though I've never been a fan of anal. It has no personality.

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Jun 11, 2014

What is the authenicity of this post . OP sounds like pure fiction . I wonder if these threads are for entertainment only.

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Jun 11, 2014

Guys, should raw dogging rando's in the ass really be front page for WSO? Do we need business insider picking this up and knowing what kind of scumbag bees nest this place is hahah

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Jun 11, 2014
TNA:

Guys, should raw dogging rando's in the ass really be front page for WSO? Do we need business insider picking this up and knowing what kind of scumbag bees nest this place is hahah

Nothing wrong with trolling the streets for tight slizz my man.

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Jun 11, 2014

@Colonel_Sanders is the poster WSO needs, not the poster WSO deserves.

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Jun 11, 2014
TheKing:

@Colonel_Sanders is the poster WSO needs, not the poster WSO deserves.

That's some Dark Knight shit right there.

Jun 11, 2014

For the record, at no point did I suggest I was a Pre-MBA Associate 1. Also I said I'll make in the ball park of $500k this year, didn't say I have been making/blowing through that every year since I started working.

Jun 11, 2014

But you did say you are in your early-to-mid 20's, didn't you? You can't possibly have had an MBA at that age, can you? And your profile says you are a 2nd year analyst in investment banking - generalist, with the start date of June 11, 2014.

Jun 11, 2014
Jun 11, 2014

Is this movie any good?

I love how $2.5 million is portrayed to be an ungodly amount of money.

Jun 11, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

Is this movie any good?

Movie is solid but still not quite as interesting as OP's taco filled tub of venereal shame

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Jun 14, 2014

I really enjoy that movie. Seen it quite a few times too...

Jun 11, 2014
Going Concern:

$76520 on hookers? Hmm sounds like he and I have been seeing the same lady. Does she go by "Kristal" by any chance?

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Jun 11, 2014
brandon st randy:

$76520 on hookers? Hmm sounds like he and I have been seeing the same lady. Does she go by "Kristal" by any chance?

Yeah she's a special little lady...almost goomah material

Jun 11, 2014
Going Concern:
brandon st randy:

$76520 on hookers? Hmm sounds like he and I have been seeing the same lady. Does she go by "Kristal" by any chance?

Yeah she's a special little lady...almost goomah material

Goomah? Wow I don't need no trouble boss. fuggedaboutit!

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Jun 11, 2014

Love people disecting this post like they are a detective. It is either a troll post or a dude venting. Either way WTF. Mid-20's means like 25-28. Assuming you graduate at 22, work in IB for 2 years, then go into PE, that would make him around 24-25-26.

Assuming analysts make say $100-120K all in Y1, then slightly more Y2, and going to PE you'd expect around $200-250 all in, and assuming he has worked in PE for more than one year (hence mid-20's) then his comp would grow accordingly.

So I don't know why this story is so out of control. Maybe the $500K is a stretch, but making $200-300K surly isn't. And guess what? Finance is a fucking grind. And what do you do in NYC? Black out and creep. So what exactly is the issue with this posters post?

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Jun 11, 2014

Guys, should raw dogging rando's in the ass really be front page for WSO?

Besides the fact that this question is hilarious, I do agree.

"You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you need to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are." - Mister Rogers

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Jun 11, 2014

Business Insider title "Meet the private equity analyst who bought a street walker a taco before having unprotected anal sex".

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Jun 11, 2014
Dr.Seuss:

Business Insider title "Meet the private equity analyst who bought a street walker a taco before having unprotected anal sex".

I just assumed that the expression "buying a prostitute taco" is an euphemism for a certain sex act.

Jun 11, 2014

You guys do know there are women on the streets of Manhattan who are not prostitutes.

Jun 11, 2014
Colonel_Sanders:

You guys do know there are women on the streets of Manhattan who are not prostitutes.

Tbh, I just meant a "street walker" in terms of a pedestrian. Guess I gotta brush up on my whore terminology, didn't even catch that. My bad.

Jun 11, 2014
brandon st randy:
Dr.Seuss:

Business Insider title "Meet the private equity analyst who bought a street walker a taco before having unprotected anal sex".

I just assumed that the expression "buying a prostitute taco" is an euphemism for a certain sex act.

Assuming poop is involved in a pretty prominent way

Jun 12, 2014

I loled

Jun 11, 2014

He said he is in his early-to-mid 20's, not mid 20's. Then there is his WSO profile, which says he is a 2nd year IBD analyst.

Jun 11, 2014
HedgeKing:

He said he is in his early-to-mid 20's, not mid 20's. Then there is his WSO profile, which says he is a 2nd year IBD analyst.

How about the fact that he has been a member for 6 years and like 4 years ago was discussing banking shit. So that would fit with my above timeline.

Furthermore, who cares.

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Jun 11, 2014

Got some regular Lenny Briscoes in this post.

Jun 11, 2014

But then why would the "Start Date" be June 11, 2014? He did bother to edit the Start Date.

Jun 11, 2014

How petrified must you be to care this much whether or not the guy is a troll.

Even if he's trolling, there is something to be taken away from his post. Namely, god is dead and we're all alone.

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Jun 11, 2014

height and weight ... real quick

Jun 11, 2014

Look at it this way OP, just by getting laid you're ahead of 80% of this forum. Start looking for the small wins.

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Jun 11, 2014

OP is burnt out...either that or a narcissistic douche bag. Agree with @"DickFuld" though...get a grip and stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Jun 11, 2014
Jun 11, 2014

Happiness is created within your own mind. You define happiness and if you're not happy, you have to make a change.

Also, sleep does a significant amount. I had too much caffeine to the point I had an anxiety attack last fall semester.

Lack of sleep reduces testosterone, drive, and even emotional stability. Alcohol consumption requires some sort of recovery. Too much caffeine and you're on the brink of an anxiety attack if you don't have the right mental state and too much pressure.

Pick one of the three and ditch it. Get more sleep if you can. This will reduce your need for caffeine anyways. Try something new and, if you can, take a vacation or go somewhere really nice for vacation and sit on a beach and have fun.

Also, if you can, exercise daily or 5-6 times a week. It can make a huge difference on your view on life.

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Jun 11, 2014

OP, Goldie recommends Tinder as the cure to your ailments of the body, heart, and soul

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 11, 2014

PICK UP THE PHONE AND START DIALING...

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Jun 12, 2014

This! IT'S AS EASY AS THAT...

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken -Late great Col. Sanders

Jun 12, 2014

Let the taco do the talking.

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Jun 11, 2014

You lack a greater purpose in life - everyone gets this, most in their teens, some in twenties, others in thirties.

The point is you're confronted with a gaping hole and questioning of your life, how you choose to respond to it will determine who you are. Some fill this with religion, others with business, others with family and others with joining a community.

In essence you crave significance and purpose in your life on an emotional level, just another addiction, but one which is far more fulfilling.

My own advice to combat this is to pursue virtue. What virtues do you aspire to have as a person - how are you achieving this?

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Jun 11, 2014

Hey man, it's your money and you can do what you want with it. While what you've been doing may be considered "financially irresponsible", I think your biggest issue lies within where you're spending your time. Why not take one or two days of drinking during the week and check out an MMA gym? Or join Equinox and get a trainer to get things rolling if you're not too familiar with working out. After a few weeks of changing up your fitness and diet, you'll feel and look better and potentially slow down with the models and bottles and instead find some good friends where you don't have to overcompensate with the public display of throwing $ around on expensive shit. Just my 2 cents, but realize that the recoveries are going to get worse and worse, and will eventually affect your day-to-day performance if they haven't already.

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Jun 11, 2014

500k is not at the end of the WSO rainbow, neither is owning a $2800 suit (I own about 15)

Anyway, if that's your motivation you have a long ass way down the rainbow. Once you are making at least a mil a year, come back to us.

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Jun 12, 2014

mebbe try helping this guy out instead of bragging about your 15 suits and scoffing at his salary

speed boost blaze

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Jun 12, 2014
torchic:

mebbe try helping this guy out instead of bragging about your 15 suits and scoffing at his salary

Actually, what I am doing is helping him stay motivated. If he feels like he has satsified maslows heir. and now he is just wallowing in shit (perhaps literally), then that is no good. If he understands that he still has plenty to prove and needs to keep kicking ass at least he may do that.

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Jun 12, 2014
dutchduke:

500k is not at the end of the WSO rainbow, neither is owning a $2800 suit (I own about 15)

Anyway, if that's your motivation you have a long ass way down the rainbow. Once you are making at least a mil a year, come back to us.

500k is almost half a mil. OP is close

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 11, 2014

seems like several people are depressed.

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Jun 11, 2014

Based on this post (and this post alone), it seems to me that people on WSO can't tell a troll post from reality anymore. So sad, because this one seemed so obvious.

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Jun 11, 2014

Even if he's trolling (the V->A->V with a rando was kinda suspicious), I'm sure the lack of satisfaction with his job/life resonates with some people on the site.

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Jun 12, 2014

Why is that suspicious?

Also, physiologically speaking, unprotected anal sex is actually safer than unprotected vaginal sex. Both from a pregnancy and STD standpoint. So to all you monkeys out there vigorously debating this while masturbating, put your mind at ease.

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Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

Why is that suspicious?

Also, physiologically speaking, unprotected anal sex is actually safer than unprotected vaginal sex. Both from a pregnancy and STD standpoint. So to all you monkeys out there vigorously debating this while masturbating, put your mind at ease.

Wait? How is unprotected anal safer than unprotected vaginal?

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Jun 12, 2014
TNA:
Marcus_Halberstram:

Why is that suspicious?

Also, physiologically speaking, unprotected anal sex is actually safer than unprotected vaginal sex. Both from a pregnancy and STD standpoint. So to all you monkeys out there vigorously debating this while masturbating, put your mind at ease.

Wait? How is unprotected anal safer than unprotected vaginal?

Yeah dude, that's definitely false. HIV spreads way easier through buttsex. That and herpes is pretty much all you gotta worry about.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

Also, physiologically speaking, unprotected anal sex is actually safer than unprotected vaginal sex. Both from a pregnancy and STD standpoint.

I don't think that's true from an STD standpoint. Apparently the mucous membrane back there is very thin and prone to tear much more easily, which encourages the spread of disease. That's also why the AIDS epidemic spread in a certain group of people. Not being bigoted, just sayin'

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Jun 12, 2014

@"TNA"
@"Going Concern"
@"GoldenCinderblock"

A bit counter intuitive, but it is safer.

(1) Yes, the anus isn't built to be penetrated so it is more prone to tearing, but that is mostly of consequence to the receiver. The "male" part of the coupling is always at a substantially lower risk for transmission.

(2) Men contract HIV through vaginal sex because of the HIV virus is present in vaginal secretions. The anus has no such secretions, therefore the statistical probably of transmission to the "male" is far lower. As you may have already realized, the penis has a particular secretion and so when a receiving party is receiving a deposit into their checking account, they're far more likely to contract.

(3) HIV is more prevalent among homosexuals because they are more prone to high risk sex. They don't have to worry about pregnancy so they use condoms a lot less and the average homosexual male has substantially more sexual partners across their lifespan than your average heterosexual male. What is most strongly correlated to HIV? Not using condoms, and having a large number of sexual partners.

Also, I assumed that when you're having anal sex you're not the one getting penetrated. So please do correct me if I'm wrong.

Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

@TNA

@Going Concern

@GoldenCinderblock

A bit counter intuitive, but it is safer.

(1) Yes, the anus isn't built to be penetrated so it is more prone to tearing, but that is mostly of consequence to the receiver. The "male" part of the coupling is always at a substantially lower risk for transmission.

(2) Men contract HIV through vaginal sex because of the HIV virus is present in vaginal secretions. The anus has no such secretions, therefore the statistical probably of transmission to the "male" is far lower. As you may have already realized, the penis has a particular secretion and so when a receiving party is receiving a deposit into their checking account, they're far more likely to contract.

(3) HIV is more prevalent among homosexuals because they are more prone to high risk sex. They don't have to worry about pregnancy so they use condoms a lot less and the average homosexual male has substantially more sexual partners across their lifespan than your average heterosexual male. What is most strongly correlated to HIV? Not using condoms, and having a large number of sexual partners.

Also, I assumed that when you're having anal sex you're not the one getting penetrated. So please do correct me if I'm wrong.

AWESOME!

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Jun 12, 2014
TNA:
Marcus_Halberstram:

@TNA

@Going Concern

@GoldenCinderblock

A bit counter intuitive, but it is safer.

(1) Yes, the anus isn't built to be penetrated so it is more prone to tearing, but that is mostly of consequence to the receiver. The "male" part of the coupling is always at a substantially lower risk for transmission.

(2) Men contract HIV through vaginal sex because of the HIV virus is present in vaginal secretions. The anus has no such secretions, therefore the statistical probably of transmission to the "male" is far lower. As you may have already realized, the penis has a particular secretion and so when a receiving party is receiving a deposit into their checking account, they're far more likely to contract.

(3) HIV is more prevalent among homosexuals because they are more prone to high risk sex. They don't have to worry about pregnancy so they use condoms a lot less and the average homosexual male has substantially more sexual partners across their lifespan than your average heterosexual male. What is most strongly correlated to HIV? Not using condoms, and having a large number of sexual partners.

Also, I assumed that when you're having anal sex you're not the one getting penetrated. So please do correct me if I'm wrong.

AWESOME!

Wait, so we're all on the same page here, right? Poking a chick in the butt bareback is less risky than poking it in her pussy... right?

Aside: Am I the only guy who isn't crazy about buttsex? Like, it's a fun novelty, but the vagina is just so much more welcoming. I will routinely stick a thumb up there during doggy though.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014

Since when did suit price become an indicator?

Jun 12, 2014

Dude - think you just need to sleep. Seriously.

I went through a period where I was up for 24 hrs straight and felt the exact same way. Take a few days and literally just relax. It would take your body a while to get back into its regular pace so one night's sleep isn't going to be sufficient

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Jun 12, 2014

sport, sleep and a shrink will do you wonders

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Jun 12, 2014

And Taco Tuesdays.

Jun 12, 2014

A+ sir.

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Jun 12, 2014

OP I think your first order of business should be getting tested. If that girl's ass was so loose that you could seamlessly transition from V to A without lube then I can guarantee you are not the first guy to have bought her [a] taco.

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Jun 12, 2014
Stryfe:

OP I think your first order of business should be getting tested. If that girl's ass was so loose that you could seamlessly transition from V to A without lube then I can guarantee you are not the first guy to have bought her [a] taco.

lel SBd for tactical use of brackets for purposes of humoring one's fellow man

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014
Stryfe:

OP I think your first order of business should be getting tested. If that girl's ass was so loose that you could seamlessly transition from V to A without lube then I can guarantee you are not the first guy to have bought her [a] taco.

He got tested. A+ was his score hahah

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Jun 12, 2014

@"WallStreetOasis.com"
@"AndyLouis"

How long before one of you edits/redacts my post like you did OPs?

You nitwits do realize that 90% of the traffic/comments on this thread was propagated by the V-A-V comment, and 90% of the discussion that took place after redaction was probably from people who had already read those few sentences? So you effectively took something that compelled users to read and post to this thread and sterilized it of the je ne sais quoi in a users-create-the-content forum, in order to make it as bland and flavorless as if you had a moderator write a piece about networking for success on linked in.

If it did get picked up by BusinessInsider/HuffPost, it very possibly would have gone viral and the primary benefactor would have been WSO.

I've bitched and moaned about this quite a bit in the past, and I get that WSO is a delicate balance between a frat house and an interview room, but don't forget where your bread is buttered.

Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

@WallStreetOasis.com

@AndyLouis

How long before one of you edits/redacts my post like you did OPs?

You nitwits do realize that 90% of the traffic/comments on this thread was propagated by the V-A-V comment, and 90% of the discussion that took place after redaction was probably from people who had already read those few sentences? So you effectively took something that compelled users to read and post to this thread and sterilized it of the je ne sais quoi in a users-create-the-content forum, in order to make it as bland and flavorless as if you had a moderator write a piece about networking for success on linked in.

If it did get picked up by BusinessInsider/HuffPost, it very possibly would have gone viral and the primary benefactor would have been WSO.

I've bitched and moaned about this quite a bit in the past, and I get that WSO is a delicate balance between a frat house and an interview room, but don't forget where your bread is buttered.

How do you know that OP didn't just remove that to get back on track? I doubt they'd let me jerking off thread slide and redact that.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014

Possible I guess, but just assumed from other flagging it and then the semi-official "redacted" appearing suddenly. Also has happened to multiple threads I've posted in the past... the redaction of which was arguably much more justified. lol.

Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

Possible I guess, but just assumed from other flagging it and then the semi-official "redacted" appearing suddenly. Also has happened to multiple threads I've posted in the past... the redaction of which was arguably much more justified. lol.

you can thank obamur fer dat

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jun 12, 2014
GoldenCinderblock:

How do you know that OP didn't just remove that to get back on track? I doubt they'd let me jerking off thread slide and redact that.

Given that the main purpose of the OP was to [redacted], it's unlikely he neutered his own post, especially since he [redacted] and then wanted to convey how he [redacted]

Jun 12, 2014

On a side note, I do rather like the "choose your own adventure" WSO edition of the post.

Re-reading it, you could infer:

...that OP bought her a taco and took her back to her place and either: (a) banged; (b) murdered; or (c) tickled her...

...in the morning he felt guilty and remembered that he either (a) V-A-V'ed her; (b) didn't properly dispose of the body; or (c) didn't leave a thank you note...

...but to her credit she did have (a) a great body; (b) excellent coagulation; (c) a delightful giggle.

Based on the above scenarios, OP could be a degenerate asshole, a narcissistic sociopath or a complete pussy. I suspect all of the above. So Bra-fucking-vo to WSO for making OP relatable to the broad spectrum of WSO readers.

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Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

On a side note, I do rather like the "choose your own adventure" WSO edition of the post.

Re-reading it, you could infer:

...that OP bought her a taco and took her back to her place and either: (a) banged; (b) murdered; or (c) tickled her...

...in the morning he felt guilty and remembered that he either (a) V-A-V'ed her; (b) didn't properly dispose of the body; or (c) didn't leave a thank you note...

...but to her credit she did have (a) a great body; (b) excellent coagulation; (c) a delightful giggle.

Based on the above scenarios, OP could be a degenerate asshole, a narcissistic sociopath or a complete pussy. I suspect all of the above. So Bra-fucking-vo to WSO for making OP relatable to the broad spectrum of WSO readers.

omg please post more often

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014
Marcus_Halberstram:

On a side note, I do rather like the "choose your own adventure" WSO edition of the post.

Re-reading it, you could infer:

...that OP bought her a taco and took her back to her place and either: (a) banged; (b) murdered; or (c) tickled her...

...in the morning he felt guilty and remembered that he either (a) V-A-V'ed her; (b) didn't properly dispose of the body; or (c) didn't leave a thank you note...

...but to her credit she did have (a) a great body; (b) excellent coagulation; (c) a delightful giggle.

Based on the above scenarios, OP could be a degenerate asshole, a narcissistic sociopath or a complete pussy. I suspect all of the above. So Bra-fucking-vo to WSO for making OP relatable to the broad spectrum of WSO readers.

This is pretty much the funniest shit I have read on here in a long time hahahah

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Jun 12, 2014

I like to think that they banged, and OP felt bad he didn't write her a thank you note, but discovered she had a delightful giggle when she found out he actually works in PWM.

Jun 12, 2014

I love WSO.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com

Jun 12, 2014

A great way to help you sleep is to wash down half a bottle of sleeping pills with a long swig of whiskey. Works all the time.

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Jun 12, 2014
In The Flesh:

A great way to help you sleep is to wash down half a bottle of sleeping pills with a long swig of whiskey. Works all the time.

but only once if you do it right

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 12, 2014

You know what they say: 70% of the time, it works all the time.

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com

Jun 12, 2014

What a joker!

Jun 12, 2014

^^^^^^^^ THIS! Do something for someone else who can't help you in any way, pick up a. Bible and read the Psalms, volunteer with a local charity! Read Mere Christianity by CS. Lewis.......

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Jun 13, 2014

boo hoo, wah wah wah. Go to a soup kitchen and see how the other side lives. Then take stock of how easy your life is and how you are wasting it.

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Jun 13, 2014
nv-m:

boo hoo, wah wah wah. Go to a soup kitchen and see how the other side lives. Then take stock of how easy your life is and how you are wasting it.

everyone has their own reality, broheimer. even the gods got pissed and threw tantrums

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 13, 2014

The OP acts like he has it bad, but I can relate to the OP in some ways. With the exception that I was actually homeless at one point in time after college with no job, couch surfing. Then, got lucky, started making money, and spending it like a dickhead taking it for granted.

Anyways, long story short, I encountered this like phenomenon, called "man the eff up." I highly suggest you try it. Sounds like you don't have anyone that is on your ass giving you direction or motivation to look forward to something.

I was in the same situation as you at one point in time, until I met this babe who keeps my ass in check, yet puts up with my shit (honestly I still can't believe she is still with me) and she has changed my life.

My suggestions are: Stop drinking so much, hit the gym, find a steady girlfriend (no taco stand sluts, especially the chicks that like charizo), don't take what you have for granted and be thankful for what you got, and finally....man the eff up.

This is coming from a piece of shit redneck so I guess i don't know any better.

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Jun 16, 2014

This is not personal but I think replies that bash the OP (or any other manic depressive posts about well off people complaning about emptiness in their life) to man the eff up just because by everyone else's standards he is very well off is just being lamebrain simpleton. Whether the OP is a troll or not, the streak of depression throughout society is starting to become glaring. We've moved on from being people who were merely satisfied with food, shelter and simplistic emotional connections with a significant other to something beyond. For those who realize there's more to it than simply being occupied with pleasure, these individuals crave real absolutes (not religion) that we can hold onto which can be almost non existent as 99% of stuff around us can be trivialized. I can see how complaining when there are millions of people starving is dipshit behavior but sometimes "live on just because..." is not enough. So no, stop bitch-slapping everyone with the dogmatic dream life you think everyone should have and expect those you think who have it should be appropriately contented and happy.

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Jun 13, 2014

OP I'm assuming you worked at least 3yrs to make it to the 500k salary range. Hopefully you've been changing firms BC if you've been with the same firm for 3 years and all you have is 40 in your 401k you are really messing up, that's less than the limit. I make a lot less and can put up more than 40 in 3 years. You need to take care of #1 first and manage your own money which a lot of people are burnt out after managing someone else's all day. Since you are not thrifty you probably should add an Ira to shield money from your self in addition to the employer sponsored plan

Jun 13, 2014

I think you need to return some video tapes man.

The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

Jun 14, 2014

This is probably one of the most successful trolls I've ever seen. Seriously, you should be in a Troll Hall of Fame.

"You are neither right nor wrong because the crowd disagrees with you. You are right because your data and reasoning are right."

-Warren Buffett

Jun 14, 2014
InterestedinVC:

This is probably one of the most successful trolls I've ever seen. Seriously, you should be in a Troll Hall of Fame.

Dude, this is nothing. And possibly not even a troll.

I never understood people's infatuation with calling out trolling. Like, it makes no difference to you either way; you'll never meet this person. Just pretend they're for real. Who gives a fuck.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 14, 2014
GoldenCinderblock:
InterestedinVC:

This is probably one of the most successful trolls I've ever seen. Seriously, you should be in a Troll Hall of Fame.

Dude, this is nothing. And possibly not even a troll.

I never understood people's infatuation with calling out trolling. Like, it makes no difference to you either way; you'll never meet this person. Just pretend they're for real. Who gives a fuck.

Exactly what is happening right now, causing a discussion between us.

Dec 21, 2014

delete

Jun 14, 2014

Unless you have a serious drug problem or a gambling problem I don't see how you can only have $1,200 in your bank account. Unless you are one of those people that spends 80% of their income on rent.

Cheer up I feel exactly the same sometimes. Buy a dog and you will have a best friend that will help you pick up tons of nice girls that will actually care about you.

Trust me on the dog. I bought an english bulldog puppy and he does all the work for me when it comes to picking up chicks.

About the steaks, nothing wrong with that. I do that too but without the bottle of wine (makes you look like a lonely loser).

On the women thing it comes with the Job i get out of work at 4 pm sometimes just to go meet a side chick and screw her. It's the stress.

Dec 21, 2014

delete

Jun 15, 2014
Barboone:

About the steaks, nothing wrong with that. I do that too but without the bottle of wine (makes you look like a lonely loser)

On the women thing it comes with the Job i get out of work at 4 pm sometimes just to go meet a side chick and screw her. It's the stress.

Jun 15, 2014
Barboone:

Unless you have a serious drug problem or a gambling problem I don't see how you can only have $1,200 in your bank account. Unless you are one of those people that spends 80% of their income on rent.

Cheer up I feel exactly the same sometimes. Buy a dog and you will have a best friend that will help you pick up tons of nice girls that will actually care about you.

Trust me on the dog. I bought an english bulldog puppy and he does all the work for me when it comes to picking up chicks.

About the steaks, nothing wrong with that. I do that too but without the bottle of wine (makes you look like a lonely loser).

On the women thing it comes with the Job i get out of work at 4 pm sometimes just to go meet a side chick and screw her. It's the stress.

u sound like a loser tho

Jun 14, 2014

I smell a troll.

Jun 14, 2014

I sure wish I had OP's problems...

Jun 14, 2014

You're joking right?

Jun 14, 2014

I could do a lot with $500k

Dec 21, 2014

delete

Jun 15, 2014

all of that and no blow? this alone makes me suspicious

Jun 15, 2014

Not really. He probably just doesn't wanna go full-retard on life.

Jun 15, 2014
Lucky Charms:

Not really. He probably just doesn't wanna go full-retard on life.

Don't talk shit about drugs.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

Jun 15, 2014
Lucky Charms:

Not really. He probably just doesn't wanna go full-retard on life.

This is one of those rare times where the "never go full retard" phrase does not apply.

Dec 21, 2014

delete

Jun 15, 2014
Lucky Charms:

Not really. He probably just doesn't wanna go full-retard on life.

lol sure, bareback v-a-v with random girl walking on 3am street for a price of a taco is definitely brilliant

Jun 15, 2014

Square.

Dec 21, 2014

delete

Jun 15, 2014

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.
God cares ..and he is waiting..

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Jun 15, 2014
Interested:

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.

God cares ..and he is waiting..

Would throw MS 100X if I could.

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Jun 16, 2014
Interested:

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.

God cares ..and he is waiting..

Lol I have no dog in this fight, but why does God rustle everyone's jimmies so much? If someone wants to evangelize a lil bit, let them burn God's beautiful fucking oxygen doing it if they want.

Jun 16, 2014
hankyfootball:
Interested:

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.

God cares ..and he is waiting..

Lol I have no dog in this fight, but why does God rustle everyone's jimmies so much? If someone wants to evangelize a lil bit, let them burn God's beautiful fucking oxygen doing it if they want.

Why don't I go around telling you how letting Santa into your heart will solve all your problems?

Has anyone ever been like, "Oh, this stranger thinks God is the ointment to my ailments. Let's give that a shot."
Probably, but not many. It's fucking annoying and condescending.

I fucking despise religion. And people are free to believe whatever they want, but keep that shit to yourself.

inb4 4 pounds of monkey shit. don't care. fuck you. go to hell

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jun 16, 2014

I personally think that if OP truly wanted to he could solve his issues with this simple formula:

6 pairs of pigeon feet
2 oz. of ejaculate from a virgin oxen
Grated lemon peel or lemon flowers
1 germane root
3 ferret hearts (preferably still warm)
2 liter of molasses
4 liters of river water
1 live baby goat
1 leather witch doctor's hood

Put all the ingredients over medium fire for 2 hours, when it comes to a bubbling simmer drop in the sacrificial baby goat. Leave the goat in for approximately 90 minutes, then remove the brew from the fire, place the leather hood over the boiling pot collecting all the steam, and place your head under the hood breathing in the fire breath from Bayou John as the elder tribesman rattle the hoshay. Do not speak a word for 6 days and 6 nights lest you conjure up the negre marron.

Problem solved.

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Jun 16, 2014

double

Jun 16, 2014
GoldenCinderblock:
hankyfootball:
Interested:

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.

God cares ..and he is waiting..

Lol I have no dog in this fight, but why does God rustle everyone's jimmies so much? If someone wants to evangelize a lil bit, let them burn God's beautiful fucking oxygen doing it if they want.

Why don't I go around telling you how letting Santa into your heart will solve all your problems?

Has anyone ever been like, "Oh, this stranger thinks God is the ointment to my ailments. Let's give that a shot."

Probably, but not many. It's fucking annoying and condescending.

I fucking despise religion. And people are free to believe whatever they want, but keep that shit to yourself.

inb4 4 pounds of monkey shit. don't care. fuck you. go to hell

If you're going to criticize someone for being condescending, it helps not to immediately precede it by being condescending.

I'm not Saint Peter over here, either, but overly-zealous atheists are much, much more annoying than God freaks.

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Jun 16, 2014
hankyfootball:
GoldenCinderblock:
hankyfootball:
Interested:

Colonel_Sanders, I understand you..the total feeling of confusion when by all standards, things should be fine. The hard truth, which you may not want to accept is; You need God. You may think your behaviour and life has absolutely nothing to do with God, but it does. You were created to enjoy him and if you have no regard for him, happiness and a sense of direction and fufillment will be far. He will help you make sense of it all. Humble yourself, relax your grip and tell yourself the truth.

God cares ..and he is waiting..

Lol I have no dog in this fight, but why does God rustle everyone's jimmies so much? If someone wants to evangelize a lil bit, let them burn God's beautiful fucking oxygen doing it if they want.

Why don't I go around telling you how letting Santa into your heart will solve all your problems?

Has anyone ever been like, "Oh, this stranger thinks God is the ointment to my ailments. Let's give that a shot."

Probably, but not many. It's fucking annoying and condescending.

I fucking despise religion. And people are free to believe whatever they want, but keep that shit to yourself.

inb4 4 pounds of monkey shit. don't care. fuck you. go to hell

If you're going to criticize someone for being condescending, it helps not to immediately precede it by being condescending.

I'm not Saint Peter over here, either, but overly-zealous atheists are much, much more annoying than God freaks.

He's obviously trolling.

Matrick:

[in reply to Tony Snark"]

Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand.

BatMasterson:

[in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip]

Sensible advice.

Jun 16, 2014

Glad you came rushing to his defense.

Jun 16, 2014
hankyfootball:

Glad you came rushing to his defense.

By he, I meant @"Interested".

Matrick:

[in reply to Tony Snark"]

Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand.

BatMasterson:

[in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip]

Sensible advice.

Jun 15, 2014

hahah, i ran out of SBs due to Marcus's run on this thread. Totally awesome.
Troll or no troll, all of us in the hypothetical world the OP wrote about have a lot of the same feelings all the time. Sex with randos included.

Jun 16, 2014

Im sorry you feel that way. If I was in your situation I would save up $400k per year for 5 years, invest it wisely, and essentially get yourself enough freedom to pursue whatever you want.

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things

Jun 16, 2014

OP, I'll actually attempt to give u a srs answer since you haven't gotten many. This seems to me to just b a typical case of putting something on a pedestal and realizing it didn't belong there. Society implants in our head certain ideas that will make us happy. When we're unhappy and don't have that idealistic life, it's whatever because we convince ourselves that we'd be happy once we got it. It gives us perspective, and we put our heads down and get back to work like the nice little lemmings we're programmed to be. "We'll get "it" one of these days". The problem arises when you've got "it" and realize it was a crock of shit. You got the money, you got the girls, and you were sold a bill that said you were supposed to be happy now.... but you're not. So where do you go from here? You're already making more than 99% of people, will making more than 99.9% be the answer? You've already gotten all the girls you've wanted, is the answer one or two more? So even though we've already passed the bar, we reach back and move it in front of us again- trying to convince ourselves that we indeed had the right idea all along but perhaps just didn't place the bar far enough.... the hamster continues to run in the wheel.

My advice (though admittedly pretty radical) would be to just say fuck it to the system. Find something you enjoy and think of a way to get paid for it. Find a girl that doesn't piss you off and keep her around. Basically just realize that you don't "win" when you get the proverbial carrot, but rather when you finally stop giving a shit about it. Just my $.02. If you decide to stay on the same track, I'd consider talking to someone who's actually qualified to help. WSO really isn't the best place to ask questions like this.

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Jun 17, 2014

Hopefully the street walker was Bankerella

Jun 17, 2014
Jun 18, 2014
Matrick:

[in reply to Tony Snark"]

Why aren't you blogging for WSO and become the date doctor for WSO? There seems to be demand.

BatMasterson:

[in reply to Tony Snark's dating tip]

Sensible advice.

Jun 17, 2014
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