Brady baits

What thread topics are most likely to attract the infamous Brady to read a thread? Discuss.

1. Stanford GSB overtakes HBS in USNEWS rankings
2. Reporting from HBS on hooking up situation

Something like that.

68 Comments
 
IlliniProgrammerI heard that every time someone posts about Brady on WSO, he gets paid $5 from some NFL advertising firm. He got paid $3000 last month. You guys got trolled hard.

Oh well, he's earned $10 off of our two posts so far. Brady, can you give me a 10% cut for this thread?

Come up with a better lie. No one is going to believe that here.

 
SirTradesaLotIt's not exactly true. He only gets paid a dollar and it's the Pats who are footing the bill, but he did clear $3,000 from it last month.

And why would the Pats pay for it exactly? Care to explain?

 
mongoose
SirTradesaLotIt's not exactly true. He only gets paid a dollar and it's the Pats who are footing the bill, but he did clear $3,000 from it last month.

And why would the Pats pay for it exactly? Care to explain?

I can only speculate that it's a form of subliminal advertsing. You notice that both HBS is in Boston and Brady plays football in Boston and both are considered top or or near the top in their respective fields. You want to go root for Brady and the Pats, partially just because you hear the name so often and partially because you associate it with the best. Maybe you buy a Brady jersey. Like I said, I'm just speculating though, you'd have to ask the Pats why they're paying that money.
 
SirTradesaLot
Going ConcernI think IP knows what EVERYONE is thinking: did Brady get into HBS. Do you think we should ask him?
I'm too nervous...you ask him.

It's not like I'm exactly the poster boy for confidence in trying situations, I mean, my knees are shaking. Hopefully IP realizes just how important this is to us, especially me, in terms of just gaining some closure to the Brady4MVP b-skool soap opera saga.

 

He's busy studying for the MCAT. The joint MD/MBA program is too prestigious to pass up. Besides, why spend the best two years of his life at HBS when he can extend it to 4 or 5? A real no brainer here folks

 
IlliniProgrammer
Going ConcernWhat do you guys think I should do here?
Stop obsessing about other peoples' lives and start focusing on your own? When Brady did that, he was able to develop a new business and raise capital on it with just 50% of the effort he spent worrying about HBS.

To be fair, 50% of the effort he spent obsessing about HBS is still a high-magnitude effort, probably about right to properly launch a start-up. Good for him though.

The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
 

I told you, he probably got picked up by YCombinator. He won't stop emailing me and texting me about how awesome his new startup is and how much it would have sucked to go to HBS, Princeton, or Stanford for grad school. How they're a bunch of morons who couldn't succeed in real life so needed to take two years learning to try and get other people to do their work for them.

He is still having trouble landing girls, though.

 
IlliniProgrammerI told you, he probably got picked up by YCombinator. He won't stop emailing me and texting me about how awesome his new startup is and how much it would have sucked to go to HBS, Princeton, or Stanford for grad school. How they're a bunch of morons who couldn't succeed in real life so needed to take two years learning to try and get other people to do their work for them.

He is still having trouble landing girls, though.

Probably isn't good enough for me :(

I need to know if Mr. 4MVP is going to get his transformational experience or not. Lots of panties hang in the balance.

 

HBS gives me boners.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

IP is acting strange. Or is the whole Brady thing a massive conspiracy to fool us ordinary members by the upper echelons of WSO?

 

I'd be very impressed by IP if he turned out to be Brady, since he (Brady) has hundreds of posts on other websites. That said, IP's been acting very strangely recently...

 
holla_backI'd be very impressed by IP if he turned out to be Brady, since he (Brady) has hundreds of posts on other websites. That said, IP's been acting very strangely recently...
1.) It's tougher for me to go around saying the Ivy Leagues are filled with snobs and aren't all they're cracked up to be when I decided to matriculate at one. I am still completely against elitism, but I can't say that everyone at insert northeast snob school here is completely unlike me and normal people in every way because, well, I'm currently at one.
2.) There are fewer prestige trolls running around WSO. (Brady would probably qualify as one.) Is Patrick hitting the ban hammer faster, did I scare them all away, or did something else happen? 3.) I haven't been posting that much recently, period. 4.) I have always trolled trolling attempts. Efforts to track down Brady are a form of real-life trolling in a sense. If he wanted to be here, he'd set up a new account. Don't make him the next Aleksey Vayner. Make him "Crazy Brady" that we all tell stories about his escapades on WSO around the WSO fireplace at Christmastime. 5.) We need to stop obsessing about Brady. Brady needs to go live his life; we need to go live ours. Brady was not well served obsessing about B-school; nobody here is well-served obsessing about Brady.
 
SirTradesaLot][quote=anacott stealwhat is brady's actual username? I want to read his old posts
Brady4MVP

Start here: //www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/e-mail-from-hbs-14-buddy[/quote]

There's a quote on that thread that is one of my all-time favorite quotes on this site. I have included it below for completeness.

Brady4MVP One more thing. The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. My buddy told me that he saw a bunch of second-years wearing HBS venture capital/private equity club shirts to bars as well. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males. Even dorky guys like my friend, who could not get laid in chicago to save his life, have gotten exponentially more confident since arriving at HBS. I have not yet seen him in person yet, but judging from the communication, it's a fundamental transformation.
 

Who is this brady guy and why was he so obsessed with HBS? It isn't that hard to get in is it?

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 
Amphipathic

"I for one would turn down a $500K/year job easily for admission to HBS and would take out a $200K loan with a smile on my face."

To be fair, plenty of people leave their $300+k/year jobs to attend HBS.

 
HFFBALLfan123
triplectzDid Brady have Aspbergers? Always wondered. I'd feel bad making fun of someone with a legitimate disability.

No, he is actually a smart, likeable guy in person. Yeah he really wanted to go to HBS but he also seemed to troll the shit out of a lot of people on here..

Maybe that dog with the tongue stretched out was a subtle hint of that.

 
triplectzDid Brady have Aspbergers? Always wondered. I'd feel bad making fun of someone with a legitimate disability.

yes, a little bit. we intelligent people always have some sort of that.

I'm just a humble clown. I juggle around just for a good laugh of yours.
 

Wow, he is an even bigger troll on gradcafe. Goes on and on to all the SAIS admits about how this program is easily to get into, isn’t worth the money, mba programs >>> policy/IR grad programs, hbs leads to mountains of pussy, etc.. Everyone on the thread is perplexed and pissed, and one threatens to call the SAIS admissions office about these rants (saying it violates the morals clause of his admission offer) until illini intervenes. Craziness.

 
AmphipathicWow, he is an even bigger troll on gradcafe. Goes on and on to all the SAIS admits about how this program is easily to get into, isn’t worth the money, mba programs >>> policy/IR grad programs, hbs leads to mountains of pussy, etc.. Everyone on the thread is perplexed and pissed, and one threatens to call the SAIS admissions office about these rants (saying it violates the morals clause of his admission offer) until illini intervenes. Craziness.

It's a lot of fun though. (He actually makes a lot of sense in many of his threads as long as avoids talking about MBA guys getting ass.)

Some asshole kept talking about how getting a $55k/year job out of SAIS was AWESOME, after spending more than that per year to attend the school. The public policy nerds are out of their minds.

"We're not stupid MBA students, life isn't all about money, I really want to pay $50k/year to attend a school that likely won't benefit me at all, stop pointing this out to us", etc.

 
holla_back
AmphipathicWow, he is an even bigger troll on gradcafe. Goes on and on to all the SAIS admits about how this program is easily to get into, isn’t worth the money, mba programs >>> policy/IR grad programs, hbs leads to mountains of pussy, etc.. Everyone on the thread is perplexed and pissed, and one threatens to call the SAIS admissions office about these rants (saying it violates the morals clause of his admission offer) until illini intervenes. Craziness.

It's a lot of fun though. (He actually makes a lot of sense in many of his threads as long as avoids talking about MBA guys getting ass.)

Some asshole kept talking about how getting a $55k/year job out of SAIS was AWESOME, after spending more than that per year to attend the school. The public policy nerds are out of their minds.

"We're not stupid MBA students, life isn't all about money, I really want to pay $50k/year to attend a school that likely won't benefit me at all, stop pointing this out to us", etc.

Agreed, even though he's shitting on their parades he is obliquely doing them a favor by pointing out the negative ROI.

 
holla_back
AmphipathicWow, he is an even bigger troll on gradcafe. Goes on and on to all the SAIS admits about how this program is easily to get into, isn’t worth the money, mba programs >>> policy/IR grad programs, hbs leads to mountains of pussy, etc.. Everyone on the thread is perplexed and pissed, and one threatens to call the SAIS admissions office about these rants (saying it violates the morals clause of his admission offer) until illini intervenes. Craziness.

It's a lot of fun though. (He actually makes a lot of sense in many of his threads as long as avoids talking about MBA guys getting ass.)

Some asshole kept talking about how getting a $55k/year job out of SAIS was AWESOME, after spending more than that per year to attend the school. The public policy nerds are out of their minds.

"We're not stupid MBA students, life isn't all about money, I really want to pay $50k/year to attend a school that likely won't benefit me at all, stop pointing this out to us", etc.

I dont think their out of their minds but more realistic and with specific goals. Most IR/policy students get into work at think tanks or foreign service that has a base of like $60k so they're not far off.

 
Best Response

Never met the guy but exchanged a bunch of e-mails with him. Really smart guy. Quite frankly I don't think he needs an MBA and don't think he would enjoy the MBA experience that much either.

 
mbavsmfin

Never met the guy but exchanged a bunch of e-mails with him. Really smart guy. Quite frankly I don't think he needs an MBA and don't think he would enjoy the MBA experience that much either.

Haha - you have trolled WSO HARD my friend. I definitely had fun reading.

 

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