In what order would you avoid these women and in what order would you adore the ones below

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THE ONES TO AVOID
The dating game is difficult to navigate. Sometimes guys end up with a woman who they later realize is nothing but poison.

Of course, it's not fair to judge someone on a first impression, although we all tend to do that anyway. But there are hints, sometimes subtle ones, that poisonous women tend to reveal and if you can catch them, you will know which women men should avoid at all times.

Women men should avoid #10
The transformer
At first, she will do subtle things like fix your collar and shuffle your hair. But before you know it, she'll be licking her fingers to rub something off your face and telling you that your entire being is wrong.

If within the first week of dating her, she has already said something negative about the way you dress, the way you speak or worst of all, your friends, you may want to reconsider dating this beauty. Unless of course, you enjoy being mothered by your girlfriend.

Women men should avoid #9
The gold digger
Now don't get me wrong; there are some very rich men out there who have faces for radio and know that the arm candy they have is all about the Benjamins. And more power to them.

But some guys who are busting their asses for $55,000 a year will have a hard time keeping up with a woman who has very expensive taste and no job: the gold digger.

If the woman you're dating never pays for anything and starts asking you to help her pay off bills and rent, run in the other direction. Unless she's your stay-at-home wife and mother of your children, you are not obligated to take care of all her financial needs.

Women men should avoid #8
The sheep
She loves her friends, and that's great - it goes to show that she has a life without you and enjoys that time apart. But if she wants everything her friends have, or wants to do everything they do, you're in a world of trouble.

I can't tell you how women I know who break up with their boyfriends because their friends are newly single, or how many women get mad at their boyfriends because their friend's boyfriend bought them a Prada bag. It's ridiculous and if she ever pulls this crap on you, walk.

Women men should avoid #7
The deeply insecure
A little insecurity plagues all of us, and that's probably because none of us are perfect. But when you are dating a woman who always wants to have sex in the dark or who cries if you raise your voice has some serious issues she needs to deal with.

If you love her enough to want to work through them, then I respect you greatly for it, but for most guys dealing with a woman who constantly needs reassurance is exhausting.

Women men should avoid #6
The dummy
In this day and age with all the technological advancements and the Internet, there is absolutely no excuse to be living in the dark, so when you encounter a woman who is just not bright and lacks logic, her tune will get tired fast.

Sure, she might be so sexy that you can reach orgasm just from watching her walk, but eventually, her constant ridiculous questions will start to get the best of you and your penis won't want to play anymore.

There are women out there who are both sexy and smart, and those are probably the ones better suited to you.

Women men should avoid #5
The angry and bitter
Everything and everyone pisses her off. She is in a constant state of anger and impatience with the world and if try to help her see past it, she will attack you.

All she wants to do is bitch and complain, and she rarely, if ever, sees the good in people or situations. If she's this bitter and angry with the world, imagine how pissed off she'll be with you the moment you forget to take the garbage out?

Women men should avoid #4
The irrationally suspicious
Right off the bat, she accuses you of being the type who can't stay faithful. Every time you meet up with her, you have to endure an interrogation regarding your past and your present.

Oh, and God forbid she get a hold of your phone and see that other women are on it. If she thinks that you are a cheater when you have given her absolutely no reason to go that route, then your best bet is to get the hell away from her.

We all have baggage to some extent and perhaps she was cheated on in the past, but you are not responsible for every guy's actions, nor should you have to feel nervous about every little move you make.

Women men should avoid #3
The antisocial
Dude, she has no friends. Not even one. She doesn't even talk to anyone at work. Do you know what all this means?

It means that she's going to want to spend every waking moment with you because you're all she has. So if you like having a woman who lives and breathes you because she has no one else to turn to, good luck with that.

Otherwise, either help her find some friends by introducing her to your buddies' girlfriends or head in the other direction.

Women men should avoid #2
The daddy's girl
If she thinks she's a princess because her daddy's been calling her that her whole life, you can bet that she believes it and will expect you to treat her the same way.

Unless you're big on spoiled brats who are used to men catering to their every whim, I strongly recommend you steer clear of the woman who acts like she's entitled simply because she's the proud owner of a vagina.

Women men should avoid #1
The bridal party
She has the entire wedding planned but you just met and started dating. She has her dress picked out, as well as the venue and the car she wants to arrive in. You know what this is? Creepy.

Too many women want to be brides but not wives, and that's exactly what the problem is with this woman. She is so hell-bent on the wedding that she hasn't seen past it to the actual marriage. This is a woman you really should avoid at all costs.

THE ONES WE ADORE

1- Miss Sweet
Miss Sweet is a woman who's positive, content with her life, always upbeat -- and just a blast to be around. She's a genuine person without a bitch bone in her body. She's always truly happy to see you and you find yourself looking forward to spending time with her. Miss Sweets are usually snapped up out of the dating market right away, so they're pretty rare. But if you can find one, you've got a real treasure on your hands.

2- Miss Equality
This type of woman is a true feminist -- not one of the radical man-haters, or the hypocritical pseudo-feminists who think that equality means "I demand equal rights and an equal salary, but a man still has to pay for me." The Miss Equalitys of the world genuinely like men, and understand that equality means equality across the board, from holding the door open to fighting on the front lines. They believe that a relationship should be a 50/50 partnership, and are more than willing to shoulder their half of the responsibilities and dating expenses -- just because it's the right thing to do.

3- Miss Sexual
You should be so lucky to encounter one of these! Miss Sexual loves men and loves sex -- and makes no bones about it. She's not selling it, she's not using it as a tool to manipulate men -- she just naturally craves it. Miss Sexual is not to be confused with a nymphomaniac, who suffers from psychological problems -- rather, she has somehow bypassed the female societal training of auctioning off the use of her vagina to the highest bidder. For this reason, most other women hate her, because she's giving it away free of charge. But men love her because she's a free spirit who's actually honest about her sex drive. Very rare, but worth searching the ends of the earth for.

4- Miss Best Friend
Closely aligned with Miss Sweet, Miss Best Friend is another joy to be around. She's the kind of woman you're totally in sync with -- you like the same things, watch the same TV shows, enjoy going to the same places. You can spend five minutes with her and think you've known her for years. She's always on your side, laughs at all your jokes, and calls you just to say "hi" because she genuinely misses you. She's great just to hang with. A word of warning, though -- with Miss Best Friend, you have to make your sexual interest known from day one because if she gets it into her head that you are going to be "just friends," it's almost impossible to change her mind.

5- Miss Straightforward
This is the type of woman who knows how to communicate . With Miss Straightforward, there are no games, no expecting men to be mind readers, no behavior based on ridiculous, female-biased advice from articles in Cosmo or The Rules . Miss Straightforward will pick up the phone and ask you out. She will do what she says she will do -- not say one thing and do just the opposite. Although she may be blunt at times, at least you'll know where you stand and you'll never have to spend hours trying to decode contradictory or emotion-based female behavior.

6- Miss Independent
This is a good woman to find if you don't have a lot of time to invest in a relationship or you're the type of guy who needs a lot of space. Miss Independent has a real life of her own and is happily going in her own positive direction. She's the type who wants a man in her life, but doesn't need a man in her life. And she certainly isn't looking for men to solve all her problems or blame when things don't go her way.

7- Miss Loyal
Miss Loyal will never cheat on you or constantly be on the lookout for a "better deal." When you go out, she won't be scanning the room for other guys, but will keep her attention focused on you, the man in her life. She's also more apt to stick around if times get tough.

8- Miss No Pressure
While many women are chomping at the bit to get married, Miss No Pressure hasn't fallen prey to any such agenda. She's happy just to be with you. So you don't get any, "Where is our relationship going?", or hint-dropping about the future, or window-shopping at the jewelry store. She may want to get married at some point, but she's in no hurry -- she thinks that if it happens, it will just happen naturally.

9- Miss Secure
Miss Secure accepts herself as she is and is comfortable with her good points, as well as her bad. And she feels the same about you. Miss Secure doesn't need constant attention to shore up a sagging ego, has tons of self-esteem, and is always going in her own positive direction.

10- Miss Personality
Miss Personality is a great find. She might not be up for first prize in a beauty contest (although she could be), but her intelligence, wit and sparkling presence just light up the room, and she draws people like a magnet. Her personality is so charming that it easily overcomes any deficiencies she might have in the looks department, just because she's so great to be with.

11- Miss Low Maintenance
The rarest of the rare, Miss Low Maintenance is the most atypical of modern women. She really doesn't care about how much money you have -- she just likes you for yourself and not for what she can take from you. She's likely to be a true feminist, and will gladly pay her share of the dating expenses. If you can find a Miss Low Maintenance, hang on to her for dear life!

12- Miss Right For You
A lot of guys choose women who are "arm candy" -- good-looking trophy girlfriends who bolster their status among other men or counteract their own insecurities. That's all well and good, but if you find a woman who makes you happy, regardless of looks, age or social status -- or what any other guy thinks -- then you have definitely won at the mating game.

Comments (13)

Jul 14, 2012

tl;dr

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Funniest
Jul 14, 2012

I'd avoid you

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Jul 14, 2012

tldr.. pls use pics next time bro. i read some..reminds me of barney from himym, you should start a blog, just make sure the one you plagiarized this from gets credit for it tho'

I'm making it up as I go along.

Jul 14, 2012

this is retarded.

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.

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Jul 14, 2012

Is this Cosmo? Up next: 7 things you didn't know about Kim Kardahshian, Lindsay Lohan, and your other favorite B-list celebs!!

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Jul 14, 2012
SirPoopsaLot:

Is this Cosmo? Up next: 7 things you didn't know about Kim Kardahshian, Lindsay Lohan, and your other favorite B-list celebs!!

I was about to say the same thing. Googling a sentence, it looks to be from askmen.com (http://m.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_100/119_datin...)
Clearly a reputable source.

Jul 14, 2012
West Coast rainmaker:
SirPoopsaLot:

Is this Cosmo? Up next: 7 things you didn't know about Kim Kardahshian, Lindsay Lohan, and your other favorite B-list celebs!!

I was about to say the same thing. Googling a sentence, it looks to be from askmen.com (http://m.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_100/119_datin...)
Clearly a reputable source.

Wow, I thought it was just a douchebag move, not plagiarism..

Dec 18, 2012

I think I speak for about 99% of men when I say Miss #3 is the best on the list. However, you forgot Miss Dominatrix. Fetish eh?

Mar 10, 2019

loll like where your head is at

Mar 10, 2019

You are dead on, I like to tell guys that want a queen of hearts and not a queen of diamonds, to try do simple thoughtful things from the get go., not things that cost a lot of money, setting precedence Do coffee not a movie,

Mar 10, 2019

Someone has too much free time.

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Mar 10, 2019

Get the fuck out of here with this Teen Vogue level listicle bullshit.

Buzzfeed is that way ------------------------------->

Mar 17, 2019
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